DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/12/2026    Duedate: 03/11/2026

ARKERS ARENA

DM 8    TURN 526

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MISS BEA HAVED
LADIES IN WAITING (115)
(8-5897) [12-5-0,145]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MISS BEA HAVED                 POSITION IS EMPTY
LADIES IN WAITING (115)        
(8-5897) [12-5-0,145]          

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LUXOR                          MISS OURIE
TEN TON TOGAS (536)            LADIES IN WAITING (115)
(8-4619) [18-18-0,129]         (8-6049) [6-8-0,69]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TEN TON TOGAS (536)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TEN TON TOGAS (536)           59 
2. LADIES IN WAITING (115)       25    FAR TRAVELERS (675)
3. ASSASSIN NATION (377)         -2    Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)           -7 
5. FAR TRAVELERS (675)           -18   HEARTS IN ARMOR (485)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FAR TRAVELERS (675)       45  31  2 59.2   1/ 1 TEN TON TOGAS (536)      10  3 0
 2/ 3 LADIES IN WAITING (115)  419 348 20 54.6   2/ 2 ASSASSIN NATION (377)     6  6 1
 3/ 6 TEN TON TOGAS (536)      154 134 10 53.5   3/ 3 LADIES IN WAITING (115)   5  3 0
 4- 5 FIGHTING IRISH (648)     132 118  4 52.8   4- 4 FIGHTING IRISH (648)      5  3 0
 5/ 4 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678)    8   8  1 50.0   5/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)       3  6 0
 6/ 7 ASSASSIN NATION (377)     77  85  6 47.5   6/ 6 FAR TRAVELERS (675)       2  6 0
 7/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)      262 485  7 35.1   7/ 7 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678)   1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for ARKERS.  MVP award for ROMULUS?  TEN TON 
TOGAS' proud of him after beating CHAS and getting 16 points.  Talk about yer major 
upsets!  CHAS' match with ROMULUS cost him a loss of 14 points!  What a putz!  DONN 
fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one 
said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in MISS BEA HAVED's eye, as she took 
over Duelmastership?  And wasn't TICOTIN fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy that 
said ARKERS' Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping Blade?  Don't look at 
me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  ASSASSIN NATION was ARKERS' most 
avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why 
LADIES IN WAITING's been avoiding ASSASSIN NATION so much?  Or is it just that 
they're too scared?  Can TEN TON TOGAS' COURTINGDISASTUS be more popular than me?  He 
was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  Some fights are really unfair. 
How do you think TICOTIN feels about being challenged by MISS BEA HAVED, 29 points 
above her?  MISS BEA HAVED beat TICOTIN.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not 
surprised MISS BEA HAVED would do such a scummy thing, either.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ARKERS ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear 
from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  ARKERS is like such a dump, and you guys smell 
too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS BEA HAVED 5897       SL 12   5  0 145         LADIES IN WAITING (115)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUXOR 4619                LU 18  18  0 129         TEN TON TOGAS (536)       
-DONN 5761                 WS 23  19  2 119         FIGHTING IRISH (648)      
-POOKA 6155                TP 27   8  0  99         FIGHTING IRISH (648)      
 ROMULUS 4616              PS 16  13  1  92         TEN TON TOGAS (536)       
 ASPHYXIATE 4995           TP 14   6  0  92         ASSASSIN NATION (377)     
 TICOTIN 6178              SL 15   4  1  91         FAR TRAVELERS (675)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOKYO ROSE 6180           AB 11   9  1  89         FAR TRAVELERS (675)       
 HOSTILITY 4908            TP 15   8  0  87         ASSASSIN NATION (377)     
 POTTER SANDS 5448         ST 15  34  0  82         MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)       
 MICROAGGRESSION 6216      WS  8   5  1  78         YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678)   
 CHAS 6166                 ST 15  15  0  72         MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)       
 NEFARIUS PURPUS 6151      PS  8   8  0  70         TEN TON TOGAS (536)                      *
 MISS OURIE 6049           AB  6   8  0  69         LADIES IN WAITING (115)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DREAD 6222                LU  6   4  1  59         ASSASSIN NATION (377)     

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVERANXIUS 6133           ST  4   2  2  53         TEN TON TOGAS (536)       
 COURTINGDISASTUS 6132     PR 11  13  0  51         TEN TON TOGAS (536)                      *
 MISS FORTUNE 6189         AB  8   4  0  50         LADIES IN WAITING (115)   
 MISS STIFF EYE 6159       WS  8   5  1  43         LADIES IN WAITING (115)                  *
 TUMULT 6163               WS  6   6  0  38         ASSASSIN NATION (377)     
 MISS CONGENIALITY 6225    LU  4   2  0  37         LADIES IN WAITING (115)                  *
 BETHANE 6187              SL  6  16  0  34         MIDDLE WAY 11 (546)                      *

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MORRIGAN 6241             PR  1   0  0  13         FIGHTING IRISH (648)                     *
-MERROW 6240               AB  1   1  0   4         FIGHTING IRISH (648)                     *

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAILLEACH 6218          3  8 1 FIGHTING IRISH 648   DREAD 6222             524  
FELDSPAR 5760          23 26 0 FIGHTING IRISH 648   TICOTIN 6178           522 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MISS BEA HAVED devastated TICOTIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
MISS OURIE lost to POTTER SANDS in a exciting 3 minute expert's Challenge battle.
ROMULUS overpowered CHAS in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Challenge duel.
NEFARIUS PURPUS luckily beat DREAD in a 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
MISS CONGENIALITY was bested by COURTINGDISASTUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
LUXOR vanquished TOKYO ROSE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
HOSTILITY outlasted MICROAGGRESSION in a unpopular 10 minute gory brawl.
ASPHYXIATE overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute uneven melee.
MISS FORTUNE slimly won victory over TUMULT in a 4 minute gory duel.
OVERANXIUS vanquished HONEST MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
MISS STIFF EYE overcame BETHANE in a 3 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         LUNGING ATTACK    32 -  16 -  3      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        15 -  11 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  15 -  2      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   7 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  21 -  0      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 526 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  MISS BEA HAVED 5897        12   5  0  145 LADIES IN WAITING (115)
PARRY-STRIKE     ROMULUS 4616               16  13  1   92 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
TOTAL PARRY      ASPHYXIATE 4995            14   6  0   92 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
AIMED BLOW       TOKYO ROSE 6180            11   9  1   89 FAR TRAVELERS (675)
WALL OF STEEL    MICROAGGRESSION 6216        8   5  1   78 YUPPIE HORDE 21.1 (678)
LUNGING ATTACK   DREAD 6222                  6   4  1   59 ASSASSIN NATION (377)
STRIKING ATTACK  OVERANXIUS 6133             4   2  2   53 TEN TON TOGAS (536)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LUXOR 4619.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MISS OURIE 6049.  The ten other most popular fighters were POTTER SANDS 5448, MISS 
CONGENIALITY 6225, DREAD 6222, OVERANXIUS 6133, BETHANE 6187, MISS BEA HAVED 5897, 
COURTINGDISASTUS 6132, LUXOR 4619, MICROAGGRESSION 6216, and ASPHYXIATE 4995.

The least popular fighter this week was HOSTILITY 4908.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TOKYO ROSE 6180, CHAS 6166, TICOTIN 6178, NEFARIUS PURPUS 6151, ROMULUS 
4616, MISS STIFF EYE 6159, TUMULT 6163, MISS FORTUNE 6189, ASPHYXIATE 4995, and 
MICROAGGRESSION 6216.