DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/18/2026    Duedate: 10/01/2026

ARUAK CITY ARENA

DM 11    TURN 1069

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LOSER
NANNY HOUSE (721)
(11-8606) [16-26-1,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LOSER                          POSITION IS EMPTY
NANNY HOUSE (721)              
(11-8606) [16-26-1,105]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LOSER                          MIRA
NANNY HOUSE (721)              THE BLUES (539)
(11-8606) [16-26-1,105]        (11-8953) [12-14-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE BLUES (539)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANIMAL FARM (510)             21 
2. THE RED HAND (579)            16    ANIMAL FARM (510)
3. THE BLUES (539)               15    Unchartered Team
4. TOTEMS OF RAGE (400)          12 
5. NANNY HOUSE (721)             8      (153)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 COLORIFIC (511)          1493 676 53 68.8   1/ 1 THE BLUES (539)           9  6 1
 2/ 2 ANIMAL FARM (510)        2371 1132 116 67.7   2/ 2 TOTEMS OF RAGE (400)      6  9 0
 3/ 3 BULLDOGS (157)           2297 1318 93 63.5   3/ 4 THE RED HAND (579)        5  7 1
 4/ 4 THE RED HAND (579)       127  91  3 58.3   4- 3 COLORIFIC (511)           4  2 0
 5- 5 HORROR FILMS (189)       147 108  2 57.6   5/ 6 ANIMAL FARM (510)         4  3 0
 6/ 6 THE BLUES (539)          434 365 22 54.3   6/ 5 BULLDOGS (157)            4  4 0
 7/ 7 TOTEMS OF RAGE (400)      78  74  5 51.3   7- 9 HORROR FILMS (189)        2  3 0
 8- 8 ROHAN (735)               95 115  5 45.2   8/11 NANNY HOUSE (721)         2  3 0
 9/10 NANNY HOUSE (721)         59  79  3 42.8   9/ 8 KRILL CAVALRY (374)       1  2 0
10/11 KRILL CAVALRY (374)      787 1443 18 35.3  10-10 ROHAN (735)               1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ARUAK CITY?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  NANNY HOUSE turned their 1-0-0 turn into 
a 8th place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, and you get put on 
hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see GUTSHOT BOAR win a fight 
and gain 13 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, DANNIL LEWIN beat LIL' ED WILLIAMS and LIL' 
ED WILLIAMS lost 6 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability 
to defend the throne, BLUE BONNET has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting 
that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as LOSER takes the 
Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a very 
good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, don't 
you, ARUAK CITY?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  ARUAK 
CITY, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  COLORIFIC the most avoided team?  
What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And it looks like THE BLUES avoided them the 
most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, MYSTI MAYHEM was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.  I guess I can give a little credit to SCARBACK GORILLA 
of TOTEMS OF RAGE for challenging up by 20 to MIRA.  SCARBACK GORILLA lost to get 29 
points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in ARUAK CITY to get a drink than The Bulldog 
Inn!  Any suggestions?  Phlllt!  Just had to do that before I leave the fine city of 
ARUAK CITY.  I feel much better now.  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOSER 8606                PS 16  26  1 105         NANNY HOUSE (721)                        *

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANNIL LEWIN 8975         PR 12   7  0 102         THE RED HAND (579)        
 LEOF TORFINN 8939         BA 12   9  0 100         THE RED HAND (579)        
 DUKE ROBILLARD 8853       LU 17  18  0  92         THE BLUES (539)           
-CRITTER 4455              SL 13   8  1  92         HORROR FILMS (189)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HEART OF GOLD 8856        AB 16  14  0  77         COLORIFIC (511)           
 LIL' ED WILLIAMS 9015     ST  6   1  1  76         THE BLUES (539)           
-RED RAT 8955              TP 10   7  0  74         ANIMAL FARM (510)         
 DODGER 8913               ST 13  29  0  68         KRILL CAVALRY (374)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BISON 8970                BA 13   6  0  66         BULLDOGS (157)                           *
-WISHMASTER 4587               8   3  0  66         HORROR FILMS (189)                       ???
-WHITE FANG 8859           TP 17  10  0  64         COLORIFIC (511)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-B EATING U 4489           ST 10   7  0  55         HORROR FILMS (189)                       *
 MIRA 8953                 PL 12  14  0  54         THE BLUES (539)           
-THE FARMER'S DOG 8979     WS  9   7  2  49         BULLDOGS (157)            
-CORAL COCKROACH 8981      ST  6   6  1  45         ANIMAL FARM (510)         
 GUTSHOT BOAR 9026         WS  6   2  0  44         TOTEMS OF RAGE (400)      
-JASON X 4731              ST  6   4  0  34         HORROR FILMS (189)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EOMER 9003                WS  5   3  0  32         ROHAN (735)               
 MANGEWOLF 9050            ST  2   2  0  30         TOTEMS OF RAGE (400)      
 SCARBACK GORILLA 9027     TP  5   3  0  29         TOTEMS OF RAGE (400)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MYSTI MAYHEM 8989         LU  4   6  1  23         THE BLUES (539)           
-PUMPKINHEAD II 4854       BA  2   1  0  22         HORROR FILMS (189)        
-HAMA 9018                 WS  3   1  0  16         ROHAN (735)                              *

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-COPPER TONE 9041          ST  2   1  0  16         COLORIFIC (511)                          *
-BENJI 9053                AB  1   1  0  16         BULLDOGS (157)            
 SEASICK STEVE 9064            1   0  0  13         THE BLUES (539)                          [BA-ST-WS]
-PURPLE PORCUPINE 9037     BA  1   2  0  12         ANIMAL FARM (510)         
 AVACADO APE 9067              1   0  0  11         ANIMAL FARM (510)                        [BA-ST-WS]
 RUTMAD MOOSE 9054         BA  2   2  0   8         TOTEMS OF RAGE (400)      
-HUORN 9049                ST  1   1  0   4         ROHAN (735)                              *
 FERAL HYENA 9062          PS  0   2  0   2         TOTEMS OF RAGE (400)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TOMATO TIGER 9066       0  1 0 ANIMAL FARM 510      HIGH ELF              1069 NONE
BULLFIGHTER 9068        0  1 0 BULLDOGS 157         WURM KIN              1069 NONE
BLOODKNIFE 9063         1  1 1 THE RED HAND 579     BANDIT PRINCE         1069 NONE
DA1 9065                0  1 0 THE RED HAND 579     SHEWISH GIANT         1069 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

A salute to Purple People Eater and his Blue Bonnet for her ascension to Duelmaster.  
DMs (but not Managers) drink free at The Bulldog Inn. -- Kennelworth, Proprietor

Note: We think Purple People Eater looks kinda cool in his Blue Bonnet. -- the Bulldog 
Clan

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLOODKNIFE was dealt death by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BULLFIGHTER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
TOMATO TIGER was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA1 was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena contest.
SCARBACK GORILLA was defeated by MIRA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
RUTMAD MOOSE was viciously subdued by MYSTI MAYHEM in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
DANNIL LEWIN overpowered LIL' ED WILLIAMS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LEOF TORFINN overpowered DODGER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DUKE ROBILLARD was viciously subdued by LOSER in a 3 minute expert's Title duel.
MANGEWOLF lost to CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute fight.
GUTSHOT BOAR overpowered DELARQUAN SPY in a 2 minute uneven match.
FERAL HYENA was overpowered by AVACADO APE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SEASICK STEVE demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   6 -  1      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     33 -  20 -  2      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  28 -  4      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  15 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   8 -  0      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  38 -  1      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  27 -  0      34  |

Turn 1069 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  5         2  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DANNIL LEWIN 8975          12   7  0  102 THE RED HAND (579)
BASHING ATTACK   LEOF TORFINN 8939          12   9  0  100 THE RED HAND (579)
STRIKING ATTACK  LIL' ED WILLIAMS 9015       6   1  1   76 THE BLUES (539)
WALL OF STEEL    GUTSHOT BOAR 9026           6   2  0   44 TOTEMS OF RAGE (400)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LOSER 8606.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MIRA 8953.  The ten other most popular fighters were LOSER 8606, RUTMAD MOOSE 9054, 
MYSTI MAYHEM 8989, DUKE ROBILLARD 8853, DANNIL LEWIN 8975, LEOF TORFINN 8939, 
MANGEWOLF 9050, SEASICK STEVE 9064, BLOODKNIFE 9063, and TOMATO TIGER 9066.

The least popular fighter this week was FERAL HYENA 9062.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GUTSHOT BOAR 9026, DODGER 8913, LIL' ED WILLIAMS 9015, DA1 
9065, BULLFIGHTER 9068, AVACADO APE 9067, SCARBACK GORILLA 9027, TOMATO TIGER 9066, 
BLOODKNIFE 9063, and SEASICK STEVE 9064.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

DUKE ROBILLARD (11-8853) THE BLUES (539)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BLUE BONNET (11-8925) COLORIFIC (511)