DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/20/2026    Duedate: 05/02/2026

TOBIR ARENA

DM 14    TURN 1058

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SMELFIE
THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
(14-5822) [14-6-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SMELFIE                        SHAZMALI SHIZERTON
THIS MODERN WORLD (576)        PHILANTHROGENTS (583)
(14-5822) [14-6-0,115]         (14-5892) [1-0-0,17]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

SNORRY                         PALE KING
THE DOGHOUSE (188)             TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570)
(14-5757) [18-35-0,89]         (14-5744) [5-11-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SAXON (578)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SAXON (578)                   51 
2. PHILANTHROGENTS (583)         26    THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
3. OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)       16    Unchartered Team
4. THIS MODERN WORLD (576)       6  
5. THE DOGHOUSE (188)            2     PHILANTHROGENTS (583)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   62  33  3 65.3   1/ 1 SAXON (578)              10  4 0
 2/ 2 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)  455 303 33 60.0   2/ 2 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)   6  4 0
 3/ 3 SAXON (578)               80  80  5 50.0   3/ 3 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   3  0 0
 4/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       1245 1570 26 44.2   4/ 0*PHILANTHROGENTS (583)     2  3 0
 5/ 5 TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570)      17  33  1 34.0   5/ 4 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        2  4 0
 6/ 0*PHILANTHROGENTS (583)      3   7  0 30.0   6/ 5 TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570)      2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TOBIR needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for JUBILEE?  
OTAGO HIGHLANDERS' proud of her after beating SNORRY and getting 26 points.  Talk 
about yer major upsets!  PENRICH's match with ALL GUNS BLAZING cost him a loss of 16 
points!  This Duelmaster is like something else!  SMELFIE stopped CANCEL MAN dead in 
his tracks!  Who was the wiseguy that said TOBIR's Duelmaster was paying for drinks 
at The Deeproot Inn?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  OTAGO HIGHLANDERS was TOBIR's most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  I don't know what TEMERE NOMEN 1's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from OTAGO HIGHLANDERS, that's fer sher. 
Can THE DOGHOUSE's SNEELY be more popular than me?  She was challenged the most, but 
is that really the same?   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  TOBIR is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  Its 
been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMELFIE 5822              WS 14   6  0 115         THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SONG OF EVIL 5825         LU 16  17  1 102         SAXON (578)               
 SLOW LANE BLUES 5835      LU 15  16  1  95         SAXON (578)               

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANCEL MAN 5743           TP  7   9  0  90         TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570)      
 SNORRY 5757               LU 18  35  0  89         THE DOGHOUSE (188)                       *
 ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826     SL 15  18  1  88         SAXON (578)               
 ROCK OF AGES 5860         ST 14   9  0  88         SAXON (578)               
 JUBILEE 4642              LU  9   3  0  83         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)   
 PENRICH 4590              PR 19  15  2  74         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)   

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAIA 4610                 SL 11   9  0  65         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)   

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MCNAB 4647                TP  7   1  0  56         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)   
 PALE KING 5744            BA  5  11  0  47         TEMERE NOMEN 1 (570)      
 CARROLL 5921              SL  4   0  1  35         OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)                  *

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHAZMALI SHIZERTON 5892   SL  1   0  0  17         PHILANTHROGENTS (583)     
 BIRD PERSON 5893              1   2  0  16         PHILANTHROGENTS (583)                    [AB-SL]
 SOUNDWAVE 5909                1   0  0   8         PHILANTHROGENTS (583)                    ???

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
(--) 5911               0  1 0 PHILANTHROGENTS 583  SHEWISH GIANT         1058 NONE
GONG 5910               0  1 0 PHILANTHROGENTS 583  HIGH ELF              1058 NONE
NEVER FALTER 5924       0  1 0 SAXON 578            BANDIT PRINCE         1058 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

(--) was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NEVER FALTER was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GONG was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
SMELFIE savagely defeated CANCEL MAN in a action packed 3 minute bloody Title fight.
SONG OF EVIL viciously subdued SNEELY in a exciting 1 minute bloody veteran's fight.
PENRICH was bested by ALL GUNS BLAZING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
ROCK OF AGES savagely defeated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
SNORRY was handily defeated by JUBILEE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SLOW LANE BLUES vanquished MAIA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MCNAB unbelievably bested PALE KING in a popular 4 minute duel.
BIRD PERSON was overpowered by CARROLL in a 1 minute uneven match.
SHAZMALI SHIZERTON overpowered POLITE BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SOUNDWAVE subdued SHIFTYEYED VOLUNTEER in a 1 minute amateur's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL      8 -   1 -  0      89  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   5 -  1      77  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  20 -  2      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    25 -  25 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         AIMED BLOW         1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1058 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SMELFIE 5822               14   6  0  115 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
STRIKING ATTACK  ROCK OF AGES 5860          14   9  0   88 SAXON (578)
LUNGING ATTACK   JUBILEE 4642                9   3  0   83 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PENRICH 4590               19  15  2   74 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
SLASHING ATTACK  MAIA 4610                  11   9  0   65 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
TOTAL PARRY      MCNAB 4647                  7   1  0   56 OTAGO HIGHLANDERS (348)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SNORRY 5757.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PALE KING 5744.  The ten other most popular fighters were SMELFIE 5822, ROCK OF AGES 
5860, SONG OF EVIL 5825, ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826, SLOW LANE BLUES 5835, MCNAB 4647, 
PENRICH 4590, CARROLL 5921, SHAZMALI SHIZERTON 5892, and SOUNDWAVE 5909.

The least popular fighter this week was BIRD PERSON 5893.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MAIA 4610, SNORRY 5757, CANCEL MAN 5743, GONG 5910, NEVER 
FALTER 5924, (--) 5911, JUBILEE 4642, SOUNDWAVE 5909, SHAZMALI SHIZERTON 5892, and 
CARROLL 5921.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SMELFIE (14-5822) THIS MODERN WORLD (576)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SNEELY (14-5748) THE DOGHOUSE (188)