DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/06/2025    Duedate: 10/18/2025

TOBIR ARENA

DM 14    TURN 1044

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RACER
ANYTHING GOES (571)
(14-5754) [27-6-0,113]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

STRIP TEASE                    KESTREL
ANYTHING GOES (571)            PHOENIX GUARD (579)
(14-5808) [16-4-0,120]         (14-5830) [3-2-0,26]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

LT KERRI STRUG                 MUMBLE RAP
SAGE SOLDIERS (350)            THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
(14-3185) [11-21-1,61]         (14-5809) [13-10-2,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ANYTHING GOES (571)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ANYTHING GOES (571)           27 
2. PHOENIX GUARD (579)           26    ANYTHING GOES (571)
3. BAKER TEAM (543)              23    Unchartered Team
4. THE DOGHOUSE (188)            21 
5. WEST SAC A'S (581)            16    PHOENIX GUARD (579)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 ANYTHING GOES (571)       95  31  0 75.4   1/ 1 ANYTHING GOES (571)      10  3 0
 2/ 2 BAKER TEAM (543)          39  13  0 75.0   2/ 2 SAXON (578)               7  8 0
 3/ 3 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   37  28  2 56.9   3/ 4 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       4  7 0
 4/ 4 SAXON (578)               45  46  3 49.5   4/ 5 BAKER TEAM (543)          3  0 0
 5- 5 REAL PETS 2 (525)         22  24  2 47.8   5/ 8 THE DOGHOUSE (188)        3  3 0
 6/ 6 THE DOGHOUSE (188)       1234 1553 26 44.3   6/ 3 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   3  3 0
 7/ 7 SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       51  68  3 42.9   7/ 7*WEST SAC A'S (581)        3  8 1
 8/ 0*PHOENIX GUARD (579)       11  18  0 37.9   8- 6 REAL PETS 2 (525)         1  2 0
 9/ 8*WEST SAC A'S (581)         5   9  1 35.7   9/ 0*PHOENIX GUARD (579)       1  3 0
10/ 0*WRATHMEN 25-60 (582)       0   1  0  0.0  10/ 0*WRATHMEN 25-60 (582)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

    Anything Goes! Anything Goes!  Just like anything goes, Racer is Duelmaster! 
That's me. I raced to the top. I personally think I am outstanding, but, sadly, not as 
super-dooper as my partner Strip Tease. She's the best! (At just about anything, if 
you get my drift.)  
    I'm here. Come and get me, but don't be surprised if I race on by. Adios.

                                          -- Racer, DM

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out TOBIR to see 
what's new.  The guys at THE DOGHOUSE like really pulled together to get a 2-0-0 this 
turn, moving up by 3.  MVP award for ORTEGA?  BAKER TEAM's proud of him after beating 
COMMANDER POWLE and getting 23 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  COMMANDER 
POWLE got smashed by ORTEGA, and lost 19 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is 
being unfair?  I think RACER should let MUMBLE RAP be Duelmaster for a while, without 
fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours 
sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  THIS MODERN WORLD was the most 
avoided team.  Is a 37-28-2 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors 
are SAGE SOLDIERS?  THIS MODERN WORLD, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't 
get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is COMMANDER POWLE popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of TOBIR!  He's got a 10-9-0, is that good?  See if I ever 
talk to STRIP TEASE again!  SILENT MAJORITY was so low when She challenged she.  
Hhmph!  STRIP TEASE beat SILENT MAJORITY.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not 
surprised STRIP TEASE would do such a scummy thing, either.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RACER 5754                TP 27   6  0 113         ANYTHING GOES (571)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STRIP TEASE 5808          ST 16   4  0 120         ANYTHING GOES (571)       
 ORTEGA 5750               SL  8   0  0 101         BAKER TEAM (543)          
 MUMBLE RAP 5809           LU 13  10  2  96         THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SILENT MAJORITY 5821      SL 14   7  0  86         THIS MODERN WORLD (576)   
 SNEELY 5748               SL 17  24  0  82         THE DOGHOUSE (188)        
 COMMANDER POWLE 4593      LU 10   9  0  80         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
 SNORRY 5757               LU 13  26  0  73         THE DOGHOUSE (188)                       *
-ANXIOUS 5751              AB 11   5  0  69         ANYTHING GOES (571)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183     LU 14  12  0  66         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
-TATOR TOT 5563                4   5  0  63         REAL PETS 2 (525)                        ???
 LT KERRI STRUG 3185       LU 11  21  1  61         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
 SONG OF EVIL 5825         LU 10   9  1  61         SAXON (578)               
 SLOW LANE BLUES 5835      LU  9   8  1  59         SAXON (578)               

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONQUISTADOR 5828         BA  7  12  1  47         SAXON (578)                              *
 ROCK OF AGES 5860         ST  6   3  0  47         SAXON (578)                              *

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MJR FRANK BURNS 3184      TP  9  13  0  46         SAGE SOLDIERS (350)       
 ALL GUNS BLAZING 5826     SL  9  10  0  37         SAXON (578)               

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AVARICE 5866              PR  2   1  0  29         WEST SAC A'S (581)                       *
 KESTREL 5830              ST  3   2  0  26         PHOENIX GUARD (579)       

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLEEZY 5850               AB  2   1  0  21         ANYTHING GOES (571)                      *
 AWFUL 5867                TP  2   0  0  21         WEST SAC A'S (581)        
 UNIQUE 5861               ST  1   2  0   5         ANYTHING GOES (571)                      *
 CORKY BROWN 5872          LU  0   1  0   5         WRATHMEN 25-60 (582)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BYE 5879                0  1 0 PHOENIX GUARD 579    SHEWISH GIANT         1044 NONE
CHANCE 5844             0  1 0 PHOENIX GUARD 579    MOUNTAIN TROLL        1044 NONE
SEE YA 5880             0  1 0 PHOENIX GUARD 579    ARENAMASTER VASH      1044 NONE
ABYSMAL 5878            0  1 0 WEST SAC A'S 581     SPYMASTER             1044 NONE
DA4 5874                1  1 1 WEST SAC A'S 581     DARK CHAMPION         1044 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Song Of Evil, you were simply not going to get anything from me Bud. Go find an evil 
Bimbo! -- Strip Tease

Crpl Klinger, anxious means F A S T! -- Anxious

Awful, that was awful mean of you! -- Unique

Strip Tease said she would get me a job at her club. I think I might be really, really 
good at it! Sleezy

Anything Goes! Really. -- Mr. Ambivalent

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA4 was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BYE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CHANCE was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
ABYSMAL was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SEE YA was butchered by ARENAMASTER VASHKU in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
STRIP TEASE overpowered SILENT MAJORITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LT KERRI STRUG was devastated by SNEELY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
CRPL MAX KLINGER overpowered CONQUISTADOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
RACER unbelievably bested MUMBLE RAP in a 6 minute veteran's Title competition.
COMMANDER POWLE was vanquished by ORTEGA in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SONG OF EVIL lost to SNORRY in a 2 minute duel.
ROCK OF AGES overpowered DELARQUAN SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALL GUNS BLAZING was unbelievably bested by MJR FRANK BURNS in a 5 minute bout.
SLOW LANE BLUES demolished CIVILIZED CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
KESTREL demolished UNIQUE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
AWFUL overpowered CONVINCIAN HERO in a 3 minute mismatched conflict.
SLEEZY overpowered CORKY BROWN in a 2 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   6 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  10 -  1      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW         7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  40 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  10 -  1      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1044 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  7         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      RACER 5754                 27   6  0  113 ANYTHING GOES (571)
STRIKING ATTACK  STRIP TEASE 5808           16   4  0  120 ANYTHING GOES (571)
SLASHING ATTACK  ORTEGA 5750                 8   0  0  101 BAKER TEAM (543)
LUNGING ATTACK   MUMBLE RAP 5809            13  10  2   96 THIS MODERN WORLD (576)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LT KERRI STRUG 3185.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was MUMBLE RAP 5809.  The ten other most popular fighters were ALL GUNS BLAZING 
5826, ORTEGA 5750, SLEEZY 5850, STRIP TEASE 5808, CRPL MAX KLINGER 3183, SONG OF EVIL 
5825, SNORRY 5757, SLOW LANE BLUES 5835, SNEELY 5748, and ROCK OF AGES 5860.

The least popular fighter this week was AWFUL 5867.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were UNIQUE 5861, COMMANDER POWLE 4593, CONQUISTADOR 5828, SILENT MAJORITY 
5821, SEE YA 5880, ABYSMAL 5878, BYE 5879, DA4 5874, MJR FRANK BURNS 3184, and RACER 
5754.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

STRIP TEASE (14-5808) ANYTHING GOES (571)