DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/15/2026    Duedate: 07/28/2026

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1059

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SWEET GYPSY
WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6257) [13-3-0,163]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SWEET GYPSY                    POSITION IS EMPTY
WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)           
(15-6257) [13-3-0,163]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

PITA PITA PA                   BLITZ CAPTAIN
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)           NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6140) [23-19-0,94]         (15-6278) [6-6-0,73]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEON JOCKS (591)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEON JOCKS (591)              53 
2. WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)          21    WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
3. GREENWARDENS (244)            1     Unchartered Team
4. COVEY XVI (596)               -1 
5. EGGS & CHORIZO (585)          -1    HOMELAND SECURITY (481)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      18   4  0 81.8   1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591)          9  5 0
 2/ 4 NEON JOCKS (591)         129 103  8 55.6   2/ 2 TEMERE NOMEN (600)        4  7 0
 3/ 3 TEMERE NOMEN (600)        16  13  1 55.2   3/ 3 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      2  0 0
 4/ 5 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)     124 126  3 49.6   4/ 5 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      0  5 0
 5/ 6 GREENWARDENS (244)       1320 1738 39 43.2   5/ 6 GREENWARDENS (244)        0  3 0
 6/ 7 COVEY XVI (596)            6   9  0 40.0   6/ 4 COVEY XVI (596)           0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

It's only natural that The Natural sits the throne here in Malcorn. [If 'mal' is a 
prefix meaning 'bad', does that make the name of this arena 'bad corn'?]  Well, right 
now it should be the arena of small corn. Only five non-DA fights last turn? And three 
of those were versus stand-ins? Can't we even fight each other in this arena?

Should be interesting who inherits the throne next turn when I take off for the Isle.  
I guess I won't be here next turn to help my team to another six award turn. I am 
leaving them with a few free turns, so I don't really feel bad.  See you on the Isle! 

Until then, may the gods guide your blows straight and true!

                                        -- The Natural, Duelmaster and Lord Protector

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  MALCORN needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for 
SLAMA-JAMA?  NEON JOCKS' proud of him after beating LIMP BISCUIT and getting 14 
points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  TOOTH GOLEM's match with AMBITIOUS GUARD cost 
it a loss of 16 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to stop just cause he's Number 
One!  DANCING TROLL knows this.  He was challenged by the Duelmaster.  Don't you 
think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think THE NATURAL should let DANCING TROLL 
be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said 
MALCORN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Victory Tavern?  Don't look at me!  
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  TEMERE NOMEN 
was the most avoided team.  Is a 16-13-1 record really that scary?  Is there some 
deep dark secret why EGGS & CHORIZO's been avoiding TEMERE NOMEN so much?  Or is it 
just that they're too scared?  Like, is DANCING TROLL popular, or what?  He was 
challenged the most in all of MALCORN!  He's got a 12-61-1, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because WILLIE had 3-8-0 was no reason for 
EGGS & CHORIZO to send him to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  Hey you guys, don't you 
think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for 
you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Its been 
really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEET GYPSY 6257          ST 13   3  0 163         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING TROLL 6141        PR 12  61  1  98         GREENWARDENS (244)        
 PITA PITA PA 6140         AB 23  19  0  94         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 PINCH HITTER 6250         AB 14   7  0  94         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278        SL  6   6  0  73         NEON JOCKS (591)                         *

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOURBON ST 6258           SL  5   1  0  63         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRIMSON TOAD 6283         WS  9   3  0  55         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        
 CAPYBARA 6247             AB  6   4  0  38         COVEY XVI (596)           
 TOOTH GOLEM 6285          SL  7   5  1  36         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLAMA-JAMA 6306               1   0  0  14         NEON JOCKS (591)                         [AB-LU-PL]
 GRIDIRON GLADIUS 6310         1   0  0  10         NEON JOCKS (591)                         [AB-LU-PL]
 LIMP BISCUIT 6296         LU  1   1  0   4         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)                 *
 FURIOSA 6312                  0   1  0   1         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)                 [PR-ST-WS]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SIR RADER 6311          0  1 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585   BANDIT PRINCE         1059 NONE
WILLIE 6264             3  9 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585   DARK CHAMPION         1059 NONE

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WILLIE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SIR RADER was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
THE NATURAL savagely defeated DANCING TROLL in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
BLITZ CAPTAIN savagely defeated CRIMSON TOAD in a exciting 2 minute Challenge fight.
SWEET GYPSY devastated PITA PITA PA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
PINCH HITTER devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
TOOTH GOLEM was handily defeated by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CAPYBARA was vanquished by BOURBON ST in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIMP BISCUIT lost to SLAMA-JAMA in a 2 minute novice's fight.
GRIDIRON GLADIUS overpowered FURIOSA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       4         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         SLASHING ATTACK   20 -  12 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        22 -  20 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  13 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  11 -  0      15  |

Turn 1059 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SWEET GYPSY 6257           13   3  0  163 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
AIMED BLOW       PITA PITA PA 6140          23  19  0   94 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOURBON ST 6258             5   1  0   63 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
WALL OF STEEL    CRIMSON TOAD 6283           9   3  0   55 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is PITA PITA PA 6140.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278.  The ten other most popular fighters were SWEET GYPSY 
6257, BOURBON ST 6258, SLAMA-JAMA 6306, PINCH HITTER 6250, SIR RADER 6311, PITA PITA 
PA 6140, CAPYBARA 6247, WILLIE 6264, DANCING TROLL 6141, and CRIMSON TOAD 6283.

The least popular fighter this week was FURIOSA 6312.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GRIDIRON GLADIUS 6310, LIMP BISCUIT 6296, TOOTH GOLEM 6285, CRIMSON 
TOAD 6283, DANCING TROLL 6141, WILLIE 6264, CAPYBARA 6247, PITA PITA PA 6140, SIR 
RADER 6311, and PINCH HITTER 6250.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

THE NATURAL (15-6251) NEON JOCKS (591)