DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/11/2026    Duedate: 03/24/2026

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1050

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ESTUPIDO
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6114) [27-20-0,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ESTUPIDO                       CAPYBARA
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)           COVEY XVI (596)
(15-6114) [27-20-0,114]        (15-6247) [2-1-0,26]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ESTUPIDO                       BOURBON ST
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)           WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6114) [27-20-0,114]        (15-6258) [4-1-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. EGGS & CHORIZO (585)          25 
2. TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)     24    WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
3. NEON JOCKS (591)              11    Unchartered Team
4. COVEY XVI (596)               10 
5. TEMERE NOMEN (600)            5     TEMERE NOMEN (600)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*TRIAL BY JURY (599)        2   0  0 100.   1/ 1 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 7  8 1
 2- 2 SATAN'S MENU (587)        15   2  0 88.2   2/ 2 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      5  5 0
 3/ 3 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      10   4  0 71.4   3/ 6 NEON JOCKS (591)          4  4 0
 4/ 4 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 70  51  4 57.9   4/ 7*TEMERE NOMEN (600)        3  3 1
 5/ 5 NEON JOCKS (591)         104  86  7 54.7   5/ 4 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      3  3 0
 6/ 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)     118 107  3 52.4   6- 3 SATAN'S MENU (587)        2  0 0
 7/ 7*TEMERE NOMEN (600)         3   3  1 50.0   7- 5*TRIAL BY JURY (599)       2  0 0
 8/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244)       1319 1730 39 43.3   8/ 8*COVEY XVI (596)           2  4 0
 9/ 9*COVEY XVI (596)            2   5  0 28.6   9/ 9 GREENWARDENS (244)        0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out MALCORN to see 
what's new.  NEON JOCKS like really fought hard to move up to 3rd from 6th.  Way to 
go!  MVP award for YOUR EX-WIFE?  EGGS & CHORIZO's proud of her after beating PINCH 
HITTER and getting 18 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  PINCH HITTER got 
smashed by YOUR EX-WIFE, and lost 14 points!  What a putz!  MAGGOT CHEESE fights so 
hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  No one said he was a 
genius...  Was that a tear I saw in ESTUPIDO's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  
And wasn't BOYD GILMORE fit to be tied!  I hear the top team insists all their 
warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 was MALCORN's most avoided team.  
Is there some award for that?  I don't know what EGGS & CHORIZO's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from TOURNAMENT BLUES 15, that's fer 
sher.  Like, is DANCING TROLL popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of 
MALCORN!  He's got a 11-53-1, is that good?  WILLIE JOHNSON must not be a good enough 
fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged BOURBON ST.  11 is a big difference.  
(Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought WILLIE JOHNSON showed great skill and 
promise when he was defeated by BOURBON ST.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  ESTUPIDO bloodfeuded (is that a word?) BOYD GILMORE for revenge over 
some guy's bad fortune.  Was it really worth it?  What if they had a fight and nobody 
showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ESTUPIDO 6114             LU 27  20  0 114         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAGGOT CHEESE 6127        TP 11   2  0 127         SATAN'S MENU (587)        
 THE NATURAL 6251          AB  8   5  0  99         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 HEAVYWEIGHT 6187          LU 20  19  0  98         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 PITA PITA PA 6140         AB 23  14  0  94         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING TROLL 6141        PR 11  53  1  87         GREENWARDENS (244)        
 SWEET GYPSY 6257          ST  6   3  0  85         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      
 YOUR EX-WIFE 6170         SL 15  18  2  80         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)                 *

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINCH HITTER 6250         AB  8   4  0  56         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 BOURBON ST 6258           SL  4   1  0  54         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      
 WILLIE JOHNSON 6072       WS 10  10  0  48         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOYD GILMORE 6233         LU  5   3  2  33         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 FRED MCMULLEN 6232        BA  4   4  1  29         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)                *
-VERDICT 6274                  2   0  0  29         TRIAL BY JURY (599)                      [LU-TP-WS]
 CAPYBARA 6247             AB  2   1  0  26         COVEY XVI (596)           

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260      PS  2   3  0  19         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)                *
 LUCILLE HEGAMIN 6288      LU  1   0  0  14         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)                *
 WILLIE 6264               WS  3   4  0  13         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)                 *
 CRIMSON TOAD 6283         WS  2   1  0  13         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        
 TOOTH GOLEM 6285          SL  1   2  1   6         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        
 HANGRY WENCH 6287         LU  1   1  0   4         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)                 *
 BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278        SL  0   3  0   3         NEON JOCKS (591)                         *

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIMP BISCUIT 6281       0  1 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585   BOYD GILMORE 6233     1047 JUST REVENGED

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LEATHERHEAD 6280        0  1 0 NEON JOCKS 591       EMBEZZLING SCRIB      1050 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ESTUPIDO bested BOYD GILMORE in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud Title fight.
PITA PITA PA viciously subdued DANCING TROLL in a 2 minute expert's Challenge battle.
WILLIE JOHNSON was viciously subdued by BOURBON ST in a 4 minute Challenge brawl.
WILLIE was overpowered by CAPYBARA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HANGRY WENCH was devastated by DEBORAH COLEMAN in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE NATURAL savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
SWEET GYPSY was unbelievably bested by HEAVYWEIGHT in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
PINCH HITTER was vanquished by YOUR EX-WIFE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FRED MCMULLEN lost to THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute fight.
BLITZ CAPTAIN was narrowly defeated by CRIMSON TOAD in a 3 minute beginner's match.
TOOTH GOLEM was overpowered by LUCILLE HEGAMIN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided match.
LEATHERHEAD was easily killed by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   2 -  0      89  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -   4 -  0      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -   6 -  2      75  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        15 -   9 -  0      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   8 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  14 -  2      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   7 -  0      22  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  11 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1050 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ESTUPIDO 6114              27  20  0  114 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
AIMED BLOW       THE NATURAL 6251            8   5  0   99 NEON JOCKS (591)
STRIKING ATTACK  SWEET GYPSY 6257            6   3  0   85 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
SLASHING ATTACK  BOURBON ST 6258             4   1  0   54 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ESTUPIDO 6114.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BOURBON ST 6258.  The ten other most popular fighters were PITA PITA PA 6140, THE 
NATURAL 6251, BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278, DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260, SWEET GYPSY 6257, CRIMSON 
TOAD 6283, ESTUPIDO 6114, CAPYBARA 6247, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, and YOUR EX-WIFE 6170.

The least popular fighter this week was LEATHERHEAD 6280.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TOOTH GOLEM 6285, HANGRY WENCH 6287, WILLIE 6264, DANCING TROLL 
6141, PINCH HITTER 6250, WILLIE JOHNSON 6072, FRED MCMULLEN 6232, BOYD GILMORE 6233, 
LUCILLE HEGAMIN 6288, and YOUR EX-WIFE 6170.