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DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date : 12/31/2025 Duedate: 01/13/2026

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15 TURN 1045

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LATIMORE
TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
(15-6073) [19-13-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader

LATIMORE MAGGOT CHEESE
TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) SATAN'S MENU (587)
(15-6073) [19-13-0,106] (15-6127) [7-2-0,83]

Popularity Leader This Week's Favorite

ESTUPIDO FOXY
EGGS & CHORIZO (585) EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6114) [23-20-0,93] (15-6116) [26-15-0,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SATAN'S MENU (587)

TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SATAN'S MENU (587) 26
2. NEON JOCKS (591) 19 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
3. GREENWARDENS (244) 13 Unchartered Team
4. EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 7
5. TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 2 SATAN'S MENU (587)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*CLUTCH A PILLOW (593) 7 0 0 100. 1/ 1*SATAN'S MENU (587) 5 1 0
2- 2*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 6 0 0 100. 2/ 3 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 5 5 0
3- 3*RX MEX2 '84 (598) 2 0 0 100. 3/ 2 NEON JOCKS (591) 5 8 0
4/ 4*SATAN'S MENU (587) 11 2 0 84.6 4/ 4 GREENWARDENS (244) 3 3 0
5/ 5 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 59 42 2 58.4 5- 6*RX MEX2 '84 (598) 2 0 0
6/ 6 NEON JOCKS (591) 100 82 7 54.9 6/ 8 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 2 1 0
7/ 7 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) 106 99 3 51.7 7- 7*CLUTCH A PILLOW (593) 1 0 0
8/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244) 1319 1725 39 43.3 8- 5*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) 1 0 0

'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

TEAM SPOTLIGHT

The native girl gave Orv a surprised smile. "You have some herb lore, do you?"
"You could say that," the little spirit replied with an answering smile. "I'm a
land healer. When we're done with the monsters, I will heal the poisoned land here
before I go home."
"I'll pass the word. Maybe some farmers will come and say which fields need
help."
The group of adventurers moved on down the flower-lined road, toward the forest
with the dark and foggy spot in the middle.
Vengeance said, "This chaos gate, is it a big visible stone gate, like when we
fought in Gateway Arena?"
Orv shook his, or her, or its head. "It is a wound in Ghea, which has festered
through the volcanic flow Sheila Greywand used to try and seal it. The world beyond
that breach is as poisonous to our world as our world is to that world." Shaking its
head, it spat to the side, as though tasting something vile. "The breach is under the
polluted water and I don't recommend going through to the other side. It's likely
that the enemy will be on this side, maybe in the water as the poison comforts them.
In case you have to enter the water, I'll make you a salve to protect your bodies and
your equipment, but that won't last more than an hour."
Tortured Trout frowned as he strode down the road. "Sounds like it would be best
to lure them out of the water. What can we do to really piss them off?"
Orv gasped a surprised laugh, sounding as innocent as a child -- a child with
mischief on its mind. "I don't know them well, but I'd guess these invaders are
fanatics who take themselves very seriously. If they think you are making fun of
them..."
Marduk nodded. "So, we pants them."
Teetotaler shook his head. "Nnn... ah. We're talking about making them come out
of the water to fight us. How would that work?"
"I could make an illusion," Trout suggested, rubbing his bearded chin.
Teddy Brewster shrugged. "When we see them, we should simply charge!"
"We hide in the trees," said Vengeance. "Trout makes an illusion of a farmer
pantsing one of the poison weasels. They get offended and come ashore to deal with
it. THEN we charge. Hmm. There are six of us, and seven of them. Orv, do you
fight?"
The little spirit shook its head, then said, "Well... it depends. You can see
that I'm not as big and strong as all of you."
"But you are of Ghea," said Tortured Trout. "Can you poison those things with a
touch?"
"Oh. Yes, I suppose so. But if I am slain, I can't heal the land."
"We won't include you in the fighting line, then. Or Trout, either. You guys
are support. The five of us can take those evil weasels."
They had been walking rapidly as they made their plans. Now, they were in the
forest, which looked sick. It was mostly oak and maple and sycamore trees, which
should have had green leaves on this warm island, but all the leaves were shriveled
and black, and curled up on the ground. The tree skeletons looked twisted, as though
they were in pain. The group of fighters walked up a small rise in the land, and
looked down upon a swamp, pools of bubbling yellowish water that stank of sulfur and
rot.
Vengeance looked at Orv. "Can you tell where they are?"
The nature spirit stretched out its arm, pointing at a particularly large pool.
"Four of them. The other three might still be in their own world."
Teddy Brewster shifted his feet, hefted his sword, and snorted. "Let's just
charge."

SPY REPORT

It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. And falling like a basher in the top ten was YOUR EX-WIFE, who
dropped 5 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with HEAVYWEIGHT. The
most challenged warrior this week was MOLE. If this keeps up, our Duelmaster's going
to need more avoids! Drawing on all of his experience as a 23-19-0 warrior, ESTUPIDO
went for the Duelmastership against MOLE this week. Well, everybody's pal MOLE moved
his record to 20-43-0 by defeating ESTUPIDO in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and
gaining 12 recognition points. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver
this stuff?
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid NEON JOCKS, please raise you hand. Wow. Does MALCORN really have that many
liars? Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch EGGS & CHORIZO's act in the arena.
Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from NEON JOCKS. In a touching
display by a 'touched' warrior, MAGGOT CHEESE went after DANCING TROLL, who was
higher by 19 points. Well, when the dust settled, MAGGOT CHEESE defeated DANCING
TROLL.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Remember: alliances are great, but try and take your ally
in the arena with you and see what happens.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in MALCORN have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The
Unknown Spymaster

DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LATIMORE 6073 TP 19 13 0 106 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FOXY 6116 TP 26 15 0 102 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
HEAVYWEIGHT 6187 LU 19 18 0 97 NEON JOCKS (591)
ESTUPIDO 6114 LU 23 20 0 93 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)

CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YOUR EX-WIFE 6170 SL 13 16 2 86 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) *
PITA PITA PA 6140 AB 20 13 0 84 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
MAGGOT CHEESE 6127 TP 7 2 0 83 SATAN'S MENU (587)
DANCING TROLL 6141 PR 11 48 1 82 GREENWARDENS (244)
THE NATURAL 6251 AB 6 5 0 80 NEON JOCKS (591)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PINCH HITTER 6250 AB 7 3 0 60 NEON JOCKS (591)
-FOR REAL FOR REAL 6208 ST 4 0 0 60 CLUTCH A PILLOW (593) *

ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WILLIE JOHNSON 6072 WS 8 8 0 40 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)

CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHARK CARCAS 6125 4 0 0 28 SATAN'S MENU (587) [ST-WS]
-E. HEMINGWAY 6270 2 0 0 28 RX MEX2 '84 (598) [SL-ST-TP]

INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WILLIE 6264 2 1 0 23 EGGS & CHORIZO (585) ???
-BOURBON ST 6258 1 0 0 13 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597) [SL-ST-TP]
BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278 SL 0 2 0 2 NEON JOCKS (591) *

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?

PERSONAL ADS

LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ESTUPIDO was devastated by MOLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PITA PITA PA was outwaited by LATIMORE in a 15 minute expert's Challenge Title battle.
MAGGOT CHEESE overpowered DANCING TROLL in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
YOUR EX-WIFE was luckily beaten by HEAVYWEIGHT in a 1 minute veteran's fight.
FOXY won victory over THE NATURAL in a exciting 3 minute mismatched fight.
PINCH HITTER devastated KARNHORN SPY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
SHARK CARCAS vanquished BLITZ CAPTAIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
WILLIE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute uneven duel.

BATTLE REPORT

MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 3 - 0 80 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 7 - 0 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 14 - 7 - 0 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 AIMED BLOW 15 - 15 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 12 - 2 48 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 10 - 0 0 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |

Turn 1045 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY LATIMORE 6073 19 13 0 106 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
LUNGING ATTACK HEAVYWEIGHT 6187 19 18 0 97 NEON JOCKS (591)
AIMED BLOW PITA PITA PA 6140 20 13 0 84 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ESTUPIDO 6114. The most popular warrior this turn
was FOXY 6116. The ten other most popular fighters were THE NATURAL 6251, MAGGOT
CHEESE 6127, SHARK CARCAS 6125, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, PINCH HITTER 6250, WILLIE 6264,
YOUR EX-WIFE 6170, ESTUPIDO 6114, DANCING TROLL 6141, and BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278.

The least popular fighter this week was LATIMORE 6073. The other ten least popular
fighters were PITA PITA PA 6140, BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278, DANCING TROLL 6141, ESTUPIDO
6114, YOUR EX-WIFE 6170, WILLIE 6264, PINCH HITTER 6250, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, SHARK
CARCAS 6125, and MAGGOT CHEESE 6127.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FOXY (15-6116) EGGS & CHORIZO (585)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MOLE (15-6131) GREENWARDENS (244)