DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/05/2025    Duedate: 11/18/2025

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1041

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEADPOOL
SISTER MARGARET'S (590)
(15-6159) [14-1-1,169]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PRO LINEMAN                    SWEET GYPSY
NEON JOCKS (591)               WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6185) [25-8-4,182]         (15-6257) [4-0-0,58]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MOLE                           MOLE
GREENWARDENS (244)             GREENWARDENS (244)
(15-6131) [16-43-0,91]         (15-6131) [16-43-0,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEON JOCKS (591)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEON JOCKS (591)              35 
2. SISTER MARGARET'S (590)       11    SISTER MARGARET'S (590)
3. WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)          8     Unchartered Team
4. EGGS & CHORIZO (585)          5  
5. GREENWARDENS (244)            2     WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)       4   0  0 100.   1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591)          6  2 1
 2/ 2 SISTER MARGARET'S (590)   14   5  1 73.7   2/ 3*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      3  0 0
 3/ 3 DENTIST FREESTYLE (562)   84  52  5 61.8   3/ 4 SISTER MARGARET'S (590)   3  0 0
 4/ 5 NEON JOCKS (591)          93  71  7 56.7   4- 2 STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    2  1 0
 5- 6 STONE COLD CRAZY (577)   139 124 12 52.9   5/ 0 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      2  1 0
 6/ 0 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)     101  94  3 51.8   6/ 6 DENTIST FREESTYLE (562)   2  2 0
 7/ 7 GREENWARDENS (244)       1315 1721 39 43.3   7/ 7 GREENWARDENS (244)        0  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
MALCORN brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see PRO LINEMAN win a fight and gain 20 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
SWEET GYPSY beat PINCH HITTER and PINCH HITTER lost 5 points.  You're breakin' my 
heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, MALCORN may be getting bland, as 
DEADPOOL stays top dog in the city.  The Victory Tavern, humph!  I've tasted better 
ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From MALCORN's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  NEON JOCKS was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like EGGS & CHORIZO avoided them the most 
this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  GUCCI MADE PANTS, a 
glorious 9-6-1 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad DENTIST FREESTYLE.  Seriously 
now, is it really honorable for PRO LINEMAN from NEON JOCKS to kill GUCCI MADE PANTS 
and give DENTIST FREESTYLE the chance to bloodfeud?  Mmmm, could be.  Honor is like a 
chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless 
rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  Paste 
this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEADPOOL 6159             LU 14   1  1 169         SISTER MARGARET'S (590)   

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRO LINEMAN 6185          SL 25   8  4 182         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 ESTUPIDO 6114             LU 22  19  0  96         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
 HEAVYWEIGHT 6187          LU 17  16  0  93         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 YOUR EX-WIFE 6170         SL 13  14  2  93         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)                 *
 MOLE 6131                 ST 16  43  0  91         GREENWARDENS (244)                       *
-WASTED TIME 6020          TP  9   5  0  91         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIG PUP 6014              BA 15  14  1  90         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
 DANCING TROLL 6141        PR 11  44  1  78         GREENWARDENS (244)        

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEET GYPSY 6257          ST  4   0  0  58         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LOONEY 6038               ST  4   1  1  46         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
 THE NATURAL 6251          AB  4   3  0  46         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PINCH HITTER 6250         AB  4   2  0  28         NEON JOCKS (591)                         *

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHICAGO OR DETROIT 6103   BA  2   2  0  20         DENTIST FREESTYLE (562)                  *
 WILLIE 6264                   1   0  0   8         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)                 ???

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
GUCCI MADE PANTS 5983   9  7 1 DENTIST FREESTYL 562 PRO LINEMAN 6185      1041  
TOTALLY TOBIR 6198     13  7 1 SCUM & VILLAINY 586  PRO LINEMAN 6185      1037 NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEADPOOL devastated YOUR EX-WIFE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
PRO LINEMAN murdered GUCCI MADE PANTS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HEAVYWEIGHT overpowered DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute bloody mismatched duel.
MOLE was narrowly defeated by ESTUPIDO in a 3 minute bloody veteran's fight.
THE NATURAL bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory duel.
SWEET GYPSY devastated PINCH HITTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WILLIE overcame CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -   9 -  0      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -   8 -  2      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        17 -  17 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  11 -  0       0  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1041 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   DEADPOOL 6159              14   1  1  169 SISTER MARGARET'S (590)
SLASHING ATTACK  PRO LINEMAN 6185           25   8  4  182 NEON JOCKS (591)
STRIKING ATTACK  SWEET GYPSY 6257            4   0  0   58 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
AIMED BLOW       THE NATURAL 6251            4   3  0   46 NEON JOCKS (591)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MOLE 6131.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
MOLE 6131.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEADPOOL 6159, ESTUPIDO 6114, 
HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, THE NATURAL 6251, WILLIE 6264, PRO LINEMAN 6185, SWEET GYPSY 6257, 
YOUR EX-WIFE 6170, GUCCI MADE PANTS 5983, and DANCING TROLL 6141.

The least popular fighter this week was PINCH HITTER 6250.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DANCING TROLL 6141, GUCCI MADE PANTS 5983, YOUR EX-WIFE 6170, 
SWEET GYPSY 6257, PRO LINEMAN 6185, WILLIE 6264, THE NATURAL 6251, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, 
ESTUPIDO 6114, and DEADPOOL 6159.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PRO LINEMAN (15-6185) NEON JOCKS (591)