DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/20/2026    Duedate: 06/02/2026

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1055

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SWEET GYPSY
WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6257) [11-3-0,139]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SWEET GYPSY                    CAPYBARA
WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)           COVEY XVI (596)
(15-6257) [11-3-0,139]         (15-6247) [5-1-0,57]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ESTUPIDO                       THE NATURAL
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)           NEON JOCKS (591)
(15-6114) [29-21-0,112]        (15-6251) [11-7-0,115]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEON JOCKS (591)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEON JOCKS (591)              38 
2. COVEY XVI (596)               18    WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
3. WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)          9     Unchartered Team
4. GREENWARDENS (244)            1  
5. TEMERE NOMEN (600)            -8    TEMERE NOMEN (600)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*THANKSGIVING HORROR (601)  1   0  0 100.   1/ 1 NEON JOCKS (591)          6  9 1
 2/ 2 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      15   4  0 78.9   2/ 2*TEMERE NOMEN (600)        4  2 0
 3/ 3*TEMERE NOMEN (600)        10   6  1 62.5   3/ 5 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      3  0 0
 4/ 4 NEON JOCKS (591)         116  97  8 54.5   4- 3 STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    3  2 0
 5- 5 STONE COLD CRAZY (577)   144 129 12 52.7   5/ 4 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      3  7 0
 6/ 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)     123 117  3 51.2   6/ 8*COVEY XVI (596)           2  0 0
 7/ 7*COVEY XVI (596)            5   5  0 50.0   7- 6*THANKSGIVING HORROR (601) 1  0 0
 8/ 8 GREENWARDENS (244)       1320 1734 39 43.2   8- 7*KAOS 05-14 (526)          1  0 0
 9- 9*KAOS 05-14 (526)           2   3  1 40.0   9/ 9 GREENWARDENS (244)        1  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Hey everybody, watch out for PINCH HITTER, who flew up 22 points in 
the rankings after mashing PITA PITA PA like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  
And falling like a basher in the top ten was CRIMSON TOAD, who dropped 14 points 
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with CAPYBARA.  Well, everybody's pal 
SWEET GYPSY moved hers record to 11-3-0 by defeating DANCING TROLL in the 
Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 9 recognition points.  Can you believe they are 
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the MALCORN arena.  And hey, 
kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid STONE COLD CRAZY, please raise you hand.  Wow. 
Does MALCORN really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, 
unsling your rasberries, cause EGGS & CHORIZO beats feet every time STONE COLD CRAZY 
smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, THE 
NATURAL would be president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Here's some advice:  warriors 
with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in MALCORN have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it 
(boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEET GYPSY 6257          ST 11   3  0 139         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOUR EX-WIFE 6170         SL 18  18  2 116         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)                 *
 THE NATURAL 6251          AB 11   7  0 115         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 ESTUPIDO 6114             LU 29  21  0 112         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
-ZIPADEEDODA 6003          SL 10   5  1 100         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
 PINCH HITTER 6250         AB 11   6  0  97         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 DANCING TROLL 6141        PR 12  57  1  94         GREENWARDENS (244)        
-WASTED TIME 6020          TP 10   6  0  93         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
 PITA PITA PA 6140         AB 23  17  0  92         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      
-BIG PUP 6014              BA 16  15  1  92         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEAVYWEIGHT 6187          LU 22  22  1  89         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CAPYBARA 6247             AB  5   1  0  57         COVEY XVI (596)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LOONEY 6038               ST  5   2  1  37         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)    
 BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278        SL  4   4  0  35         NEON JOCKS (591)                         *
 CRIMSON TOAD 6283         WS  6   2  0  34         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOOTH GOLEM 6285          SL  4   4  1  28         TEMERE NOMEN (600)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SQUASHSQUATCH 6291            1   0  0  21         THANKSGIVING HORRORS (601)               [LU-SL]
 WILLIE 6264               WS  3   7  0  16         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)                 *
-CATHY ENGLEBERT 6265          1   1  0  16         STONE COLD CRAZY (577)                   [LU-SL]
-MUD C 5367                AB  1   0  0   9         KAOS 05-14 (526)                         *
 PLAYMAKER 6289            AB  0   3  0   9         NEON JOCKS (591)                         *

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
HANGRY WENCH 6287       1  4 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585   SHEWISH GIANT         1055 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HANGRY WENCH was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SWEET GYPSY devastated DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
PITA PITA PA was handily defeated by PINCH HITTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE NATURAL viciously subdued ESTUPIDO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory brawl.
YOUR EX-WIFE overpowered HEAVYWEIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRIMSON TOAD was devastated by CAPYBARA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLITZ CAPTAIN bested WILLIE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
TOOTH GOLEM handily defeated PLAYMAKER in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  11 -  1      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  12 -  3      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  10 -  0       9  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1055 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SWEET GYPSY 6257           11   3  0  139 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
AIMED BLOW       THE NATURAL 6251           11   7  0  115 NEON JOCKS (591)
LUNGING ATTACK   ESTUPIDO 6114              29  21  0  112 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
WALL OF STEEL    CRIMSON TOAD 6283           6   2  0   34 TEMERE NOMEN (600)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ESTUPIDO 6114.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE NATURAL 6251.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278, 
SWEET GYPSY 6257, PINCH HITTER 6250, YOUR EX-WIFE 6170, CAPYBARA 6247, TOOTH GOLEM 
6285, PITA PITA PA 6140, HANGRY WENCH 6287, DANCING TROLL 6141, and ESTUPIDO 6114.

The least popular fighter this week was PLAYMAKER 6289.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WILLIE 6264, CRIMSON TOAD 6283, HEAVYWEIGHT 6187, ESTUPIDO 6114, 
DANCING TROLL 6141, HANGRY WENCH 6287, PITA PITA PA 6140, TOOTH GOLEM 6285, CAPYBARA 
6247, and YOUR EX-WIFE 6170.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

YOUR EX-WIFE (15-6170) EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
ESTUPIDO (15-6114) EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
HEAVYWEIGHT (15-6187) NEON JOCKS (591)