DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/28/2026    Duedate: 02/10/2026

MALCORN ARENA

DM 15    TURN 1047

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ESTUPIDO
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
(15-6114) [25-20-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LATIMORE                       SWEET GYPSY
TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)      WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6073) [20-13-0,109]        (15-6257) [5-1-0,84]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ESTUPIDO                       SWEET GYPSY
EGGS & CHORIZO (585)           WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
(15-6114) [25-20-0,105]        (15-6257) [5-1-0,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

EGGS & CHORIZO (585)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)          19 
2. TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)     18    SATAN'S MENU (587)
3. SATAN'S MENU (587)            7     Unchartered Team
4. EGGS & CHORIZO (585)          1  
5. GREENWARDENS (244)            1     WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)       7   1  0 87.5   1/ 1 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      9  6 0
 2/ 3 SATAN'S MENU (587)        13   2  0 86.7   2/ 6 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 5  1 1
 3/ 4 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 63  43  3 59.4   3/ 2 SATAN'S MENU (587)        4  0 0
 4- 5 NEON JOCKS (591)         100  82  7 54.9   4- 3 NEON JOCKS (591)          2  2 0
 5/ 6 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)     113 102  3 52.6   5/ 7*WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      1  1 0
 6/ 7 GREENWARDENS (244)       1319 1727 39 43.3   6/ 4 GREENWARDENS (244)        1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out MALCORN to see 
what's new.  The guys at TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 like really pulled together to get a 
4-1-1 this turn, moving up by 4.  MVP award for BOURBON ST?  WRATHMEN 25-26's proud 
of him after beating DEBORAH COLEMAN and getting 15 points.  Talk about yer big time 
losers!  DEBORAH COLEMAN got smashed by BOURBON ST, and lost 13 points!  This 
Duelmaster is like something else!  ESTUPIDO stopped SWEET GYPSY dead in hers tracks! 
Who was the wiseguy that said MALCORN's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at Drake's 
Barbecue?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  NEON JOCKS was MALCORN's most 
avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are EGGS 
& CHORIZO?  NEON JOCKS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to 
accept an invitation!  Like, is DANCING TROLL popular, or what?  He was challenged 
the most in all of MALCORN!  He's got a 11-50-1, is that good?  MAGGOT CHEESE must 
not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged DANCING TROLL.  11 
is a big difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought MAGGOT CHEESE 
showed great skill and promise when he won victory over DANCING TROLL.  All right, so 
I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your 
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ESTUPIDO 6114             LU 25  20  0 105         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATIMORE 6073             TP 20  13  0 109         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 MAGGOT CHEESE 6127        TP  9   2  0 101         SATAN'S MENU (587)        
-HEAVYWEIGHT 6187          LU 19  18  0  97         NEON JOCKS (591)          
 YOUR EX-WIFE 6170         SL 14  17  2  96         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)                 *
 PITA PITA PA 6140         AB 22  13  0  91         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DANCING TROLL 6141        PR 11  50  1  84         GREENWARDENS (244)        
 SWEET GYPSY 6257          ST  5   1  0  84         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      
-THE NATURAL 6251          AB  6   5  0  80         NEON JOCKS (591)          

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PINCH HITTER 6250         AB  7   3  0  60         NEON JOCKS (591)          

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLIE JOHNSON 6072       WS  9   8  0  51         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRED MCMULLEN 6232            3   2  1  29         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)                [AB-BA]
-SHARK CARCAS 6125             4   0  0  28         SATAN'S MENU (587)                       [ST-WS]
 BOURBON ST 6258           SL  2   0  0  28         WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WILLIE 6264               WS  3   2  0  17         EGGS & CHORIZO (585)                 *
 BOYD GILMORE 6233         LU  3   2  1  12         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580) 
 DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260          1   1  0   7         TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)                [AB-BA-ST-WS]
-BLITZ CAPTAIN 6278        SL  0   2  0   2         NEON JOCKS (591)                         *

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LIMP BISCUIT 6281       0  1 0 EGGS & CHORIZO 585   BOYD GILMORE 6233     1047  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

YOUR EX-WIFE was bested by LATIMORE in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
MAGGOT CHEESE handily defeated DANCING TROLL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FRED MCMULLEN won victory over WILLIE in a popular 1 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
ESTUPIDO luckily beat SWEET GYPSY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched Title match.
PITA PITA PA defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
WILLIE JOHNSON bested DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute competition.
BOURBON ST handily defeated DEBORAH COLEMAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
BOYD GILMORE dispatched LIMP BISCUIT in a 1 minute gruesome novice's duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   2 -  0      88  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   5 -  1      72  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK   15 -   6 -  0      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        12 -   9 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         BASHING ATTACK     3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  11 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  11 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1047 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   ESTUPIDO 6114              25  20  0  105 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
TOTAL PARRY      LATIMORE 6073              20  13  0  109 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
AIMED BLOW       PITA PITA PA 6140          22  13  0   91 EGGS & CHORIZO (585)
STRIKING ATTACK  SWEET GYPSY 6257            5   1  0   84 WRATHMEN 25-26 (597)
WALL OF STEEL    WILLIE JOHNSON 6072         9   8  0   51 TOURNAMENT BLUES 15 (580)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ESTUPIDO 6114.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SWEET GYPSY 6257.  The ten other most popular fighters were YOUR EX-WIFE 6170, 
ESTUPIDO 6114, FRED MCMULLEN 6232, PITA PITA PA 6140, WILLIE JOHNSON 6072, LATIMORE 
6073, MAGGOT CHEESE 6127, BOYD GILMORE 6233, WILLIE 6264, and BOURBON ST 6258.

The least popular fighter this week was LIMP BISCUIT 6281.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DEBORAH COLEMAN 6260, DANCING TROLL 6141, BOURBON ST 6258, 
WILLIE 6264, BOYD GILMORE 6233, MAGGOT CHEESE 6127, LATIMORE 6073, WILLIE JOHNSON 
6072, PITA PITA PA 6140, and FRED MCMULLEN 6232.