DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/30/2026    Duedate: 11/12/2026

ZENSU ARENA

DM 40    TURN 1017

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TERRIBLE BEAUTY
OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5407) [13-5-2,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TERRIBLE BEAUTY                POSITION IS EMPTY
OXY MORONS (537)               
(40-5407) [13-5-2,129]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HUMPTY DUMPTY                  HUMPTY DUMPTY
DREAMS WORK (538)              DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5331) [13-29-0,103]        (40-5331) [13-29-0,103]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OXY MORONS (537)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. PANDORA'S BOX (522)           40 
2. OXY MORONS (537)              -8    PANDORA'S BOX (522)
3. DREAMS WORK (538)             -17   Unchartered Team

                                       GIVE 'EM THE AXE (180)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522)      205  94  5 68.6   1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537)          9  4 0
 2/ 3 OXY MORONS (537)         171 144  7 54.3   2/ 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522)       6  0 1
 3- 4 GR8 PL8TS (499)           33  30  3 52.4   3/ 2 DREAMS WORK (538)         3  3 0
 4/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538)         94  89  4 51.4   4- 4 THE SHIRE (321)           1  4 0
 5- 7 THE SHIRE (321)          108 154  4 41.2   5- 5 GR8 PL8TS (499)           0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of ZENSU!  Once again I've been called out of retirement for 
my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  What's with DISEASE?  She actually beat 
OXY MORONS' GOING NOWHERE, and walked away with 18 more points from the fight.  Major 
screwup at OXY MORONS.  GOING NOWHERE lost 16 points to DISEASE.  Some new 
strategies, perhaps?  Maybe GOING NOWHERE will provide more easy wins...  Try as he 
might, DAVE wasn't good enough at persuading TERRIBLE BEAUTY to step down from the 
Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about 
your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  The most avoided team was 
THE SHIRE.  Management must be dealin', as the boys at PANDORA'S BOX ain't reelin'!  
THE SHIRE's mad!  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, 
HUMPTY DUMPTY!  Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, 
places to go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
The end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Time for my 
medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407      SL 13   5  2 129         OXY MORONS (537)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARKNESS 5330             TP 26   6  0 108         PANDORA'S BOX (522)       
 HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331        LU 13  29  0 103         DREAMS WORK (538)         
-THE HEDGE 5316            LU 15  12  0  92         THE SHIRE (321)           
 EXTREME AVERAGE 5404      LU 13   7  1  91         OXY MORONS (537)          

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DELUGE 5332               SL 13   7  1  86         PANDORA'S BOX (522)       
 DAVE 5351                 LU 12   9  0  86         DREAMS WORK (538)         
 DISEASE 5327              BA 12  12  0  84         PANDORA'S BOX (522)       
-YU CRYN 4977              LU 16  15  2  83         GR8 PL8TS (499)           
-ROSIE COTTON 5328         LU  9  13  1  73         THE SHIRE (321)           
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255     WS 16  17  0  71         THE SHIRE (321)           
 GOING NOWHERE 5400        WS 12  12  2  71         OXY MORONS (537)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXPLOSION 5435            ST  2   1  0  27         PANDORA'S BOX (522)                      *

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418          3   2  0  18         THE SHIRE (321)                          ???
 CANDY CORN 5437           BA  2   1  0   7         OXY MORONS (537)                         *
-BOBO BOFFINS 5442             0   1  0   1         THE SHIRE (321)                          [AB-SL-ST-TP]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MOOR PALE 5373         11 24 0 BEYOND THE PALE 337  EXTREME AVERAGE 5404  1014  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ah, shucks, apparently DM40 and DM78 didn't make it, although posted same day, 10-5, 
as DM11 which did. -- Zeus, Smitty, and Kennelworth

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DARKNESS unbelievably bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
EXPLOSION demolished CANDY CORN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
TERRIBLE BEAUTY overpowered DAVE in a 1 minute mismatched Title duel.
EXTREME AVERAGE devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOING NOWHERE was bested by DISEASE in a popular 1 minute expert's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   9 -  0      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  10 -  1      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  27 -  1      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  17 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 1017 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407       13   5  2  129 OXY MORONS (537)
TOTAL PARRY      DARKNESS 5330              26   6  0  108 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
LUNGING ATTACK   EXTREME AVERAGE 5404       13   7  1   91 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331.  The ten other most popular fighters were EXTREME 
AVERAGE 5404, DARKNESS 5330, TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, DISEASE 5327, EXPLOSION 5435, 
GOING NOWHERE 5400, CANDY CORN 5437, DAVE 5351,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was DAVE 5351.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CANDY CORN 5437, GOING NOWHERE 5400, EXPLOSION 5435, DISEASE 5327, 
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, DARKNESS 5330, EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331,  0, 
and  0.