New turn or new data recognized - engaged Terrablood's style calculation algorithm...
arenano: 40
FLOODS 40-5263 is: TP
EXPRESS MAIL 40-5323 is: SL
SWEET SORROW 40-5335 is: WS
EERIE BEEF 40-5383 must be: WS
DARKNESS 40-5330 must be: TP
CHERUB OF JUSTICE 40-5349 must be: WS
BOBO BOFFINS 40-5326 must be: PL
MOOR PALE 40-5373 must be: SL
DEADLY LOCUST 40-5375 must be: ST
LEAD BALLOON 40-5391 must be: TP
WATSON 40-5394 must be: SL-WS
GOING NOWHERE 40-5400 must be: WS
51ST STATE 40-5371 must be: WS
ICEMAN 40-5385 must be: LU

Total warriors from this arena = 671

DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/26/2025    Duedate: 01/08/2026

ZENSU ARENA

DM 40    TURN 995

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FLOODS
PANDORA'S BOX (522)
(40-5263) [28-6-0,144]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FLOODS                         MCNERDJOY
PANDORA'S BOX (522)            THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
(40-5263) [28-6-0,144]         (40-5352) [5-3-0,46]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

NEERLY STENN                   HUMPTY DUMPTY
BEYOND THE PALE (337)          DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5273) [17-25-1,97]         (40-5331) [9-11-0,104]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DIRTY DOZENS (333)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. DIRTY DOZENS (333)            25 
2. BEYOND THE PALE (337)         24    PANDORA'S BOX (522)
3. OXY MORONS (537)              22    Unchartered Team
4. DREAMS WORK (538)             10 
5. THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)    -3 THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 22   7  0 75.9   1/ 1 DIRTY DOZENS (333)        9  5 0
 2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522)      171  75  4 69.5   2/ 2 PANDORA'S BOX (522)       7  4 0
 3- 3 OLD SCHOOL 49ERS (513)    15   9  0 62.5   3/ 3 OXY MORONS (537)          7  6 0
 4/ 4 DIRTY DOZENS (333)       103  74  2 58.2   4/ 4 DREAMS WORK (538)         5  3 0
 5/ 5 DREAMS WORK (538)         73  59  4 55.3   5/ 5*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 5  4 0
 6/ 8 OXY MORONS (537)         108 107  2 50.2   6- 6 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 3  0 0
 7/ 9*THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 10  11  0 47.6   7- 7 THE SHIRE (321)           3  6 0
 8/10 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    1286 1515 36 45.9   8/ 8 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     2  8 0
 9-11 THE SHIRE (321)           87 129  4 40.3   9/10*BIG DATA ENERGY (547)     1  2 0
10/ 7*BIG DATA ENERGY (547)      1   2  0 33.3  10-11 OLD SCHOOL 49ERS (513)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ZENSU brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Now let's all watch OXY MORONS' heads 
swell from their 3-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of 
course, we're all terribly impressed to see NEERLY STENN win a fight and gain 23 
points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, NEERLY STENN beat DARKNESS and DARKNESS lost 13 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  Looks like ZENSU has some guts at least, FLOODS the 
Duelmaster was this turn's most-challenged warrior.  Going for broke or broken, our 
Duelmaster HUMPTY DUMPTY challenged this turn.  And if variety is the spice of life, 
ZENSU may be getting bland, as FLOODS stays top dog in the city.  The Victory Tavern, 
humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From 
ZENSU's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
ZENSU, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  OXY MORONS the most avoided team?  
What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was DIRTY DOZENS.  Ha ha ha ha!  I 
guess I can give a little credit to GOING NOWHERE of OXY MORONS for challenging up by 
20 to WATSON.  GOING NOWHERE won to get 16 points of recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for ZENSU's 
morgue.  More variety.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use.  
Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLOODS 5263               TP 28   6  0 144         PANDORA'S BOX (522)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXPRESS MAIL 5323         SL 19   9  0 126         OXY MORONS (537)          
 KEN 5297                  PL 14  19  0 117         DREAMS WORK (538)         
 HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331        LU  9  11  0 104         DREAMS WORK (538)         
 DELUGE 5332               SL 11   4  0 101         PANDORA'S BOX (522)       
 SWEET SORROW 5335         WS 14   9  1  98         OXY MORONS (537)          
 NEERLY STENN 5273         ST 17  25  1  97         BEYOND THE PALE (337)     
-HENCE MODE 4713           AB  8   2  0  95         TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RICE 80 5076              WS 14   5  0  81         OLD SCHOOL 49ERS (513)    
 DOS JONES 5272            SL 16  26  0  74         BEYOND THE PALE (337)     
-THE HEDGE 5316            LU 10   8  0  73         THE SHIRE (321)           
-EERIE BEEF 5383           WS  5   0  0  71         TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)                *
 DARKNESS 5330             TP 14   2  0  67         PANDORA'S BOX (522)                      *

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BROCCOLI BRIDE 5380       PL  5   1  0  63         TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 
-ROSIE COTTON 5328         LU  7   7  1  57         THE SHIRE (321)           

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255     WS 10  12  0  51         THE SHIRE (321)           
-CALCULATED RISK 5372      PS  3   0  0  49         THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
 MCNERDJOY 5352            WS  5   3  0  46         THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)
 WANDA 5376                TP  7   1  0  45         DIRTY DOZENS (333)        
 CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349    WS  6   7  0  45         DIRTY DOZENS (333)                       *
-BOBO BOFFINS 5326         PL  7   6  0  42         THE SHIRE (321)                          *
 DISEASE 5327              BA  8   8  0  40         PANDORA'S BOX (522)       

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BELLADONNA TOOK 5313      LU  6  13  0  31         THE SHIRE (321)           
 MOOR PALE 5373            SL  6  10  0  28         BEYOND THE PALE (337)                    *
 CEPHUS 5379               LU  2   2  0  28         DIRTY DOZENS (333)        

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DEADLY LOCUST 5375        ST  2   3  0  26         PANDORA'S BOX (522)                      *

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEAD BALLOON 5391         TP  4   1  0  19         OXY MORONS (537)                         *
 WATSON 5394                   1   2  0  17         BIG DATA ENERGY (547)                    [SL-WS]
 GOING NOWHERE 5400        WS  1   1  0  16         OXY MORONS (537)                         *
 51ST STATE 5371           WS  2   2  0  14         THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)               *
 ICEMAN 5385               LU  3   3  0  12         DIRTY DOZENS (333)                       *

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FLOODS unbelievably bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a 4 minute master's Challenge Title fight.
DISEASE was overcome by MCNERDJOY in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
CEPHUS viciously subdued 51ST STATE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory Challenge brawl.
GOING NOWHERE luckily beat WATSON in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
LEAD BALLOON won victory over ICEMAN in a 4 minute Challenge fight.
DELUGE devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SWEET SORROW was unbelievably bested by KEN in a 5 minute expert's fight.
EXPRESS MAIL vanquished DOS JONES in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
NEERLY STENN overpowered DARKNESS in a action packed 3 minute gory one-sided fight.
WANDA outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a tiresome 16 minute match.
CHERUB OF JUSTICE devastated MOOR PALE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       34 -   6 -  1      85  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW         7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  18 -  0      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   8 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  23 -  0      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  31 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  23 -  0      26  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 995 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      FLOODS 5263                28   6  0  144 PANDORA'S BOX (522)
SLASHING ATTACK  EXPRESS MAIL 5323          19   9  0  126 OXY MORONS (537)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    SWEET SORROW 5335          14   9  1   98 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is NEERLY STENN 5273.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331.  The ten other most popular fighters were WATSON 5394, 
CEPHUS 5379, SWEET SORROW 5335, NEERLY STENN 5273, ICEMAN 5385, DISEASE 5327, KEN 
5297, FLOODS 5263, 51ST STATE 5371, and DELUGE 5332.

The least popular fighter this week was WANDA 5376.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LEAD BALLOON 5391, MOOR PALE 5373, DOS JONES 5272, DARKNESS 5330, GOING 
NOWHERE 5400, MCNERDJOY 5352, CHERUB OF JUSTICE 5349, EXPRESS MAIL 5323, DELUGE 5332, 
and 51ST STATE 5371.