DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/18/2026    Duedate: 10/01/2026

ZENSU ARENA

DM 40    TURN 1014

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LEAD BALLOON
OXY MORONS (537)
(40-5391) [18-6-0,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LEAD BALLOON                   POSITION IS EMPTY
OXY MORONS (537)               
(40-5391) [18-6-0,134]         

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

HUMPTY DUMPTY                  HUMPTY DUMPTY
DREAMS WORK (538)              DREAMS WORK (538)
(40-5331) [11-28-0,101]        (40-5331) [11-28-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OXY MORONS (537)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OXY MORONS (537)              25 
2. DREAMS WORK (538)             7  TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)
3. BEYOND THE PALE (337)         1     Unchartered Team
4. TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)     -12
                                       ON FROZEN POND (386)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 60  16  0 78.9   1/ 1 OXY MORONS (537)         10  2 1
 2- 3 PANDORA'S BOX (522)      199  94  4 67.9   2/ 2 DREAMS WORK (538)         4  2 0
 3- 4 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)    106  70  0 60.2   3- 3 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 2  1 1
 4- 5 GR8 PL8TS (499)           33  27  3 55.0   4- 6 PANDORA'S BOX (522)       2  1 0
 5/ 6 OXY MORONS (537)         162 140  7 53.6   5/ 4 TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478) 1  2 0
 6/ 7 DREAMS WORK (538)         91  86  4 51.4   6- 7 PHILANTHROPISTS (211)     1  4 0
 7- 8 THIS MODERN WORLD 2 (542) 15  16  1 48.4   7/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337)     0  5 0
 8/ 9 BEYOND THE PALE (337)    1298 1550 36 45.6   8-10 THE SHIRE (321)           0  4 0
 9-10 THE SHIRE (321)          107 150  4 41.6   9- 5 GR8 PL8TS (499)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  ZENSU needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  I don't wanna hurt 
anybody's feelings or anything, but GR8 PL8TS really goofed with their 0-0-0.  MVP 
award for DAVE?  DREAMS WORK's proud of him after beating TURTLE NEMESIS and getting 
14 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  TURTLE NEMESIS got smashed by DAVE, and 
lost 12 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think LEAD 
BALLOON should let HUMPTY DUMPTY be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about 
it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All ZENSU ever talks about is fighting!  Me, 
I'm more laid back.  It was kind of sad, seeing old MOOR PALE stumbling around the 
arena, before EXTREME AVERAGE finished him off.  Oh well!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is 
that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  ZENSU is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEAD BALLOON 5391         TP 18   6  0 134         OXY MORONS (537)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAVE 5351                 LU 11   7  0 130         DREAMS WORK (538)         
-SLACK JAW 4147            TP 29   7  0 110         PHILANTHROPISTS (211)     
 HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331        LU 11  28  0 101         DREAMS WORK (538)         
 TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407      SL 10   5  2 100         OXY MORONS (537)          
-DARKNESS 5330             TP 24   6  0  97         PANDORA'S BOX (522)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YU CRYN 4977              LU 16  13  2  88         GR8 PL8TS (499)           
-BLOOD BATH 1748           LU 20  17  0  77         PHILANTHROPISTS (211)     
-SANCHO PROUDFOOT 5255     WS 16  16  0  75         THE SHIRE (321)           
-ROSIE COTTON 5328         LU  9  12  1  75         THE SHIRE (321)           
 GOING NOWHERE 5400        WS 11  10  2  73         OXY MORONS (537)          
 EXTREME AVERAGE 5404      LU 10   7  1  70         OXY MORONS (537)          
-MCNERDJOY 5352            WS  8   5  0  69         THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-51ST STATE 5371           WS  4   2  1  48         THIS MODERN WORLD 27 (542)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-POPPY PUDDIFOOT 5418      AB  3   1  0  24         THE SHIRE (321)                          *

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MOOR PALE 5373         11 24 0 BEYOND THE PALE 337  EXTREME AVERAGE 5404  1014  
BITTERSWEET 5419        3  3 0 OXY MORONS 537       ZRO KIDZ 5348         1011  
BOBO BOFFINS 5414       5  3 0 THE SHIRE 321        51ST STATE 5371       1012  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEAD BALLOON bested HUMPTY DUMPTY in a action packed 3 minute master's Title fight.
TERRIBLE BEAUTY savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute gory melee.
DAVE viciously subdued TURTLE NEMESIS in a popular 2 minute gory master's brawl.
GOING NOWHERE demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
EXTREME AVERAGE assassinated MOOR PALE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       24 -   9 -  0      73  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        10 -   4 -  0      71  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  12 -  1      63  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         LUNGING ATTACK    24 -  36 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  20 -  2      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  10 -  0      33  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 1014 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      LEAD BALLOON 5391          18   6  0  134 OXY MORONS (537)
LUNGING ATTACK   DAVE 5351                  11   7  0  130 DREAMS WORK (538)
SLASHING ATTACK  TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407       10   5  2  100 OXY MORONS (537)
WALL OF STEEL    GOING NOWHERE 5400         11  10  2   73 OXY MORONS (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331.  The ten other most popular fighters were DAVE 5351, 
TERRIBLE BEAUTY 5407, LEAD BALLOON 5391, GOING NOWHERE 5400, EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, 
MOOR PALE 5373,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was MOOR PALE 5373.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were EXTREME AVERAGE 5404, GOING NOWHERE 5400, LEAD BALLOON 5391, TERRIBLE 
BEAUTY 5407, DAVE 5351, HUMPTY DUMPTY 5331,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LEAD BALLOON (40-5391) OXY MORONS (537)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FLOODS (40-5263) PANDORA'S BOX (522)
TURTLE NEMESIS (40-5382) TMM EXPERIMENTS 103 (478)