DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/13/2026    Duedate: 10/26/2026

KATI-TEI ARENA

DM 41    TURN 1013

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BROKEN BRAKE LINE
DEATH'S  ARMY (392)
(41-5607) [18-11-0,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BROKEN BRAKE LINE              WAFFLE DUCK
DEATH'S  ARMY (392)            THE FULL MONTE (499)
(41-5607) [18-11-0,131]        (41-5724) [2-1-1,21]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

DUCT MAN                       GREAT WALL
CONSTRUCTION (186)             WORLD BLADES 9 (413)
(41-2190) [14-23-0,109]        (41-5330) [3-0-0,22]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DEATH'S  ARMY (392)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CONSTRUCTION (186)            21 
2. THE FULL MONTE (499)          16    NAWLINS RU2 (481)
3. THE LOSERS (476)              15    Unchartered Team
4. WORLD BLADES 9 (413)          10 
5. DEATH'S  ARMY (392)           -10   THE FULL MONTE (499)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 4*THE FULL MONTE (499)       2   1  1 66.7   1/ 1 DEATH'S  ARMY (392)      13  2 0
 2/ 1 NAWLINS RU2 (481)        165 104  7 61.3   2/ 2 NAWLINS RU2 (481)         4  6 1
 3/ 0 WORLD BLADES 9 (413)      35  24  1 59.3   3/ 4*THE FULL MONTE (499)      1  1 0
 4- 3*SIGN OF THE UNICORN (498)  2   2  0 50.0   4/ 5 CONSTRUCTION (186)        1  1 0
 5/ 5 DEATH'S  ARMY (392)      154 178  6 46.4   5/ 0 WORLD BLADES 9 (413)      1  1 0
 6/ 6 CONSTRUCTION (186)        27  35  2 43.5   6/ 7 THE LOSERS (476)          1  2 0
 7/ 7 THE LOSERS (476)         116 155  9 42.8   7- 6*SIGN OF THE UNICORN (498) 0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  KATI-TEI needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for DUCT 
MAN?  CONSTRUCTION's proud of him after beating I DRANK WHAT?! and getting 21 points. 
Talk about yer major upsets!  I DRANK WHAT?!'s match with DUCT MAN cost him a loss of 
22 points!  Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must be the most popular guy in all 
KATI-TEI.  He got the most challenges.  (But what about proposals?) Like, VOODOO must 
be pretty gutsy!  She challenged the Duelmaster from DEATH'S  ARMY.  Does this gal 
have a death wish or what!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think 
BROKEN BRAKE LINE should let VOODOO be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about 
it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  NAWLINS RU2 was the most avoided team.  Is a 165-104-7 record 
really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are DEATH'S  ARMY?  NAWLINS RU2, an 
easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Some 
fights are really unfair.  How do you think WAFFLE DUCK feels about being challenged 
by JAMNOLA, 19 points above him?  If JAMNOLA can't beat a warrior 19 points below 
herself, that she CHALLENGED, she oughtta be selling food in the stands!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  KATI-TEI is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607    ST 18  11  0 131         DEATH'S  ARMY (392)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DUCT MAN 2190             LU 14  23  0 109         CONSTRUCTION (186)        
 DEADLY DIADEM 5641        PL 13   8  1 103         DEATH'S  ARMY (392)       
 DUSTMITE 5628             AB 23  17  0  98         THE LOSERS (476)          
 VOODOO 5639               AB 16   7  0  92         NAWLINS RU2 (481)         

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNDEAD CAT WOMAN 5567     PS 18  23  1  88         DEATH'S  ARMY (392)       
 I DRANK WHAT?! 5645       LU 13   7  0  84         DEATH'S  ARMY (392)       
-TROLLEY 5623              TP 18  13  0  79         NAWLINS RU2 (481)         
-SAINTS 5670               TP 14   5  2  72         NAWLINS RU2 (481)         

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRYPTO-COLLAPSE 5649      LU  7   2  0  63         DEATH'S  ARMY (392)                      *

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FRENCH QTR. 5667          BA  8   8  0  51         NAWLINS RU2 (481)         

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREAT WALL 5330           BA  3   0  0  22         WORLD BLADES 9 (413)      
 WAFFLE DUCK 5724          LU  2   1  1  21         THE FULL MONTE (499)                     *
-RANDOM 5717               WS  2   1  0  21         SIGN OF THE UNICORN (498)                *
 JAMNOLA 5728              BA  2   1  1   9         NAWLINS RU2 (481)                        *

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ORANIA 5366             0  1 0 WORLD BLADES 9 413   STONE GOLEM           1013 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Duelmaster Broken Brake Line, enjoy the well-earned attended 
bath. Be sure to apply antiperspirant after. You truly needed 
both. And congrats, boyh on the repeat title, and the odor 
removal. -- N.O. (mgr of Nawlins RU2)

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ORANIA was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
VOODOO was vanquished by BROKEN BRAKE LINE in a 1 minute Challenge Title battle.
JAMNOLA was subdued by WAFFLE DUCK in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
DEADLY DIADEM devastated NOBLE ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
I DRANK WHAT?! was devastated by DUCT MAN in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
UNDEAD CAT WOMAN was bested by DUSTMITE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute master's match.
CRYPTO-COLLAPSE defeated FRENCH QTR. in a action packed 1 minute melee.
GREAT WALL viciously subdued FRATSFAN NOBLE in a 2 minute gruesome duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   4 -  0      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    11 -   7 -  2      61  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -  15 -  4      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   4 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   4 -  1      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW         9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 1013 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607     18  11  0  131 DEATH'S  ARMY (392)
PARRY-LUNGE      DEADLY DIADEM 5641         13   8  1  103 DEATH'S  ARMY (392)
AIMED BLOW       DUSTMITE 5628              23  17  0   98 THE LOSERS (476)
LUNGING ATTACK   I DRANK WHAT?! 5645        13   7  0   84 DEATH'S  ARMY (392)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DUCT MAN 2190.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GREAT WALL 5330.  The ten other most popular fighters were ORANIA 5366, DUCT MAN 
2190, DEADLY DIADEM 5641, DUSTMITE 5628, CRYPTO-COLLAPSE 5649, FRENCH QTR. 5667, 
BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607, UNDEAD CAT WOMAN 5567, VOODOO 5639, and JAMNOLA 5728.

The least popular fighter this week was I DRANK WHAT?! 5645.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WAFFLE DUCK 5724, JAMNOLA 5728, VOODOO 5639, UNDEAD CAT WOMAN 
5567, BROKEN BRAKE LINE 5607, FRENCH QTR. 5667, CRYPTO-COLLAPSE 5649, DUSTMITE 5628, 
DEADLY DIADEM 5641, and DUCT MAN 2190.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BROKEN BRAKE LINE (41-5607) DEATH'S  ARMY (392)