DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/21/2025    Duedate: 11/17/2025

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM 47    TURN 489

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NEMESIS PRIME
DARQUE FORCES (396)
(47-10643) [16-5-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ABSOLUM                        POSITION IS EMPTY
PSY CORPS (867)                
(47-10023) [18-19-2,140]       

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

MAXIMUS                        MAXIMUS
WHITE WOLVES (832)             WHITE WOLVES (832)
(47-10296) [14-31-0,96]        (47-10296) [14-31-0,96]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

POSITION IS EMPTY

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SNOW FORT (819)               47 
2. FAST FOOD (724)               47    NAWLINS 2023 (896)
3. PHOENIX GUARD (887)           39    Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS PARK (766)          37 
5. WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)           37    CARTMAN (559)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        44  27  2 62.0   1/ 2 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      13  2 0
 2/ 2 LAND OF OZ (217)         1100 732 38 60.0   2/ 7 SNOW FORT (819)          13  2 0
 3/ 3 SHEWISH DINER (806)      266 188 18 58.6   3/ 4 PHOENIX GUARD (887)      12  3 1
 4/ 6 SECOND BANANAS (573)     458 333 47 57.9   4/ 3 PSY CORPS (867)           9  5 0
 5/ 5 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)  113  83  8 57.7   5/ 6 THE PURGE 209 (868)       9  6 0
 6/ 4 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 48  36  2 57.1   6/ 9 BASH BROS PARK (766)      9  6 0
 7/ 7 FLOATING PAST (854)       93  70  4 57.1   7/16 DWARFED (882)             8  6 2
 8- 8 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) 31  25  2 55.4   8/12 METALBORN (890)           8  6 0
 9/ 9 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         1159 977 62 54.3   9/10 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       8  7 1
10/10 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    320 277 26 53.6  10/29 HATEFUL (895)             8  7 0
11/13 WARBORN CANVAS (894)      33  30  1 52.4  11/ 5 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        8  7 0
12/12 DARQUE FORCES (396)      557 512 34 52.1  12/13 DARQUE FORCES (396)       8  7 0
13/14 CHEERS (659)             236 219 12 51.9  13/24 CHEERS (659)              8  7 0
14/15 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      374 350 17 51.7  14/ 8 WILD WEST (155)           8  7 0
15/16 THE PURGE 209 (868)      154 149  7 50.8  15/ 1 SHEWISH DINER (806)       8  7 0
16/11 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       40  39  3 50.6  16/18 FLOATING PAST (854)       7  7 1
17/17 ERRATA! (760)            120 120  3 50.0  17/14 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      7  7 0
18/18 PSY CORPS (867)          105 105  5 50.0  18/30 SECOND BANANAS (573)      7  8 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       52  52  1 50.0  19/11 FILTHY PICKLES (889)      7  8 0
20/19 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     199 200  5 49.9  20/31 FIEND FOLIO (892)         7  8 0
21/21 BASH BROS PARK (766)     273 278 11 49.5  21/22 WARBORN CANVAS (894)      7  8 0
22/32 PHOENIX GUARD (887)       33  37  1 47.1  22/17 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 7  8 0
23/25 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)    129 146  4 46.9  23/15 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     6  8 0
24/23 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    198 226  7 46.7  24/32 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     6  9 1
25/24 FAST FOOD (724)          365 418 17 46.6  25/26 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          6  9 1
26/30 HATEFUL (895)             45  52  1 46.4  26/19 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    6  9 1
27/22 FRAYED SANITY (799)      119 138  7 46.3  27/27 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       6  9 0
28/27 METALBORN (890)           30  35  2 46.2  28/21 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       6  9 0
29/26 DWARFED (882)            102 120  7 45.9  29/35 FAST FOOD (724)           6  9 0
30/29 SNOW FORT (819)           85 101  2 45.7  30/40 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     6  9 0
31/31 FIEND FOLIO (892)         29  35  2 45.3  31/28 BAD GAS (893)             5  9 1
32/33 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     30  42  1 41.7  32/25 ERRATA! (760)             5 10 0
33/34 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      151 223 12 40.4  33/37 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     5 10 0
34/35 WILD WEST (155)           22  33  0 40.0  34/23 LAND OF OZ (217)          5 10 0
35/36 FILTHY PICKLES (889)      28  43  2 39.4  35/34 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   4  6 0
36/37 BAD GAS (893)             40  62  4 39.2  36/33 EMU'S SEED (891)          3 12 1
37/38 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    56  92  8 37.8  37/20 FRAYED SANITY (799)       3 12 0
38/39 WHITE WOLVES (832)       172 342 10 33.5  38/36 WHITE WOLVES (832)        3 12 0
39/40 EMU'S SEED (891)          20  45  3 30.8  39-38 AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) 2  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                            TURF WAR SCORING SPOTLIGHT

Turn 9 scoring change.  Floyd's team, THE MOTHERSHIP CE, was on maintenance, yet did 
not fight.  This was confirmed by RSI.  His team was credited with 5 fights and all 
scores/tracking adjusted.

The list of prizes and participation award qualifiers will be posted on the forums and
in the next newsletter after the moderators confirm everything.

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                        423   EP         10   15    15    6     
                        337   DB         6    15    7     6     
                        304   MF         8    15    11    6     
                        275   NS         11   15    16    9     
                        269   NTT        6    15    6     7     
                        266   FPM        9    14    12    2     
                        262   BOB        4    13    4     1     
                        253   BOG        10   15    14    7     
                        221   IM         7    13    8     2     
                        204   SF         3    15    2     4     
                        191   RES        6    15    -3    -3    
                        93    RVH        8    14    0     -6    

Individual                                           Endurance                  DC's/
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins    IAC?s
15         EP                                                  
  6          BASH BROS PARK                5/4         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  1          SHEWISH DINER                 5/1         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  8          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/5         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
7          DB                                                  
  1          DARQUE FORCES                 5/1         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  2          THE PURGE 209                 5/2         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  4          ERRATA!                       5/3         49/50, 10       0         0/0       
11         MF                                                  
  1          LAND OF OZ                    5/1         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  4          SECOND BANANAS                5/3         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  6          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/4         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
16         NS                                                  
  4          BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/3         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  6          SNOW FORT                     5/4         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  6          HATEFUL                       5/4         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
6          NTT                                                 
  2          2129 BOURBON ST               5/2         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  2          RAINBOW WARRIORS II           5/2         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  2          NAWLINS 2023                  5/2         49/50, 10       0         0/0       
12         FPM                                                 
  2          FLOATING PAST                 4/2         49/50, 10       0         0/0       
  8          PHOENIX GUARD                 5/5         49/50, 10       0         0/0       
  2          THE MOTHERSHIP CE             5/2         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
4          BOB                                                 
  1          SPAWN OF EVIL                 5/1         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  2          SPECTRAL STEEL                4/2         49/50, 10       0         0/0       
  1          SATAN'S MINIONS               4/1         48/50, 10       0         0/0       
14         BOG                                                 
  2          DWARFED                       5/2         48/50, 10       0         0/0       
  6          CHEERS                        5/4         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  6          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/4         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
8          IM                                                  
  2          PSY CORPS                     4/2         49/50, 10       0         0/0       
  2          BAD GAS                       4/2         49/50, 10       0         0/0       
  4          FAST FOOD                     5/3         48/50, 10       0         0/0       
2          SF                                                  
  1          BIG LAKE MAULERS              5/1         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  2          FILTHY PICKLES                5/2         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  -1         FRAYED SANITY                 5/0         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
-3         RES                                                 
  4          OF WOLF & MAN                 5/3         49/50, 10       0         0/0       
  1          EMU'S SEED                    5/1         50/50, 10       0         0/0       
  -8         WILD WEST                     5/2         50/50, 10       0         1/0       
0          RVH                                                 
  2          METALBORN                     4/2         48/50, 10       0         0/0       
  -6         FIEND FOLIO                   5/3         49/50, 10       0         1/0       
  4          WARBORN CANVAS                5/3         49/50, 10       0         0/0       

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in NORTH 
FORK.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Rising 
in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is HATEFUL, who 
swept up 19 places in the ranks.  Take a look at CHEERS' act, as they have a 4-1-0 
week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.  A seasoned team is steady in the lists. 
But to SHEWISH DINER, which fell to 15th, it's what you soak in before going to the 
Dark Arena.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's 
corny) is SECOND BANANAS, who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  Take a look at FIEND 
FOLIO's act, as they have a 3-2-0 week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.  What 
goes up, must come down.  Watch out NORTH FORK!  LAND OF OZ may fall on you as it 
crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 34th spot.  Suffering under a 0-5-0 
record and dropping from 20th to 37th place were the FRAYED SANITY.  Keep trying!  
Advancing in the rankings was ROYAL FLUSH who went from last turn's 1155-976-62, to 
this week's record of 1159-977-62.  Hey everybody, watch out for -ZERO, who flew up 
20 points in the rankings after mashing CARISSIMUS like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  BLACK NIGHT 
was overcame by QUEEN KONG and drops 16 points.  NEMESIS PRIME got through to the 
Duelmaster this turn.  No doubt he was more than anxious to kick CHOPHOUSE's tail out 
of the throne!  In front of all the crowds, NEMESIS PRIME took the Duelmaster's crown 
for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an 
onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid THE PURGE 209, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does NORTH FORK really have that 
many liars?  For those of you who like math, try this one:  THE PURGE 209 + Weapons 
That go Boom = WEIRD ALCHEMY + Avoid City.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were 
votes, ARCHER would be president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to 
win.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  This week 7-14-0 BUCKET OF WATER was sent 
to the Dark Arena.  I know a lot of fighters with similar records who might take 
notice of this.  Big deal, so DAVID COPPERSHIELD got mashed in the Dark Arena.  With 
his face he was more at home with the trolls than with us. (Waka waka).  This week 
7-9-1 BANGIS BIGNOSE was sent to the Dark Arena.  I know a lot of fighters with 
similar records who might take notice of this.  Proving again that NORTH FORK is not 
rated G, GRIFF of the SECOND BANANAS slew the warrior SHART in a rather bloody bout.  
Let's look for a bloodfeud.  REIGNNCATSNDOGS has one more week to get their bloodfeud 
off.  I talked to the manager, but he could only grunt 'PRINCE OF BARKNESS who?'.  Ya 
gotta luv em!  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, IRON HEART was mashed by 
BONDSTONE, who let IRON HEART know that killing members of 2129 BOURBON ST is a 
no-no.  Too bad FAST FOOD won't be eating any crow this week because of BOOSTER 
JUICE's bloodfeud passing.  Why?  No bloodfeud, no fowl (Drumroll, Groans).  Knowing 
when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road 
to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in NORTH FORK have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been fun, and I'm sure you enjoyed it 
(boos).  Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be leaving-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEMESIS PRIME 10643       LU 16   5  0 118         DARQUE FORCES (396)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABSOLUM 10023             WS 18  19  2 140         PSY CORPS (867)           
 REAL TIPPER 10599         ST 11   3  0 118         ERRATA! (760)             
 WAYFARER 10846            PL 11   6  1 116         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 EMERALD CITY 10582        AB 17   8  0 108         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416        WS 21  17  3 107         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625        WS 18  15  0 106         FLOATING PAST (854)       
-BLOODFLICKER 7228         ST 11   2  0 106         AGGRESSIVE MEDIOCRE (734) 
 PREDATORS 10322           LU 18   9  0 105         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 TASOR FACE 10862          ST  9  10  4 104         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 APEFACE 10318             TP 29  16  0 103         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696        WS 10  10  1 103         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 CRAPKIN 10522             TP 22   9  0 102         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 THE DARK 10463            WS 19  18  1 101         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 REAL MCCOY 10572          ST 11   3  0 101         FAST FOOD (724)           
 CHOPHOUSE 10839           ST 12   4  1  99         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 ARCHER 7216               TP 14  11  0  97         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 YETI 8878                 ST 13  10  1  97         SNOW FORT (819)           
 MAXIMUS 10296             WS 14  31  0  96         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 SECRET SAUCE 10382        TP 20  17  0  94         FAST FOOD (724)           
 SNAPDRAGON 10523          LU 13  18  0  94         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 SHPONGLE 10510            SL 12   6  0  93         PSY CORPS (867)           
 -ZERO 8881                LU 12  12  0  92         SNOW FORT (819)           
 OSCAR MAIER 9365          LU 15  14  0  91         FRAYED SANITY (799)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOTLICKER 10182          TP 19  17  2  90         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 SCOOTER PIE 10864         AB 12   6  0  89         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 REVEREND JIM 9229         LU 12   6  1  87         SECOND BANANAS (573)      

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOST SHIP 9621            TP 19  11  0  86         FLOATING PAST (854)                      *
 FATHER BARRY 9294         AB 14  12  2  86         CHEERS (659)              
 EARL GREY 10521           TP 12   4  0  86         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 CALAMITY 10897            AB 11   7  1  84         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 KA'AHUAMANU 10845         LU  9   7  0  84         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 D.N.C. 10803              TP  7  10  0  84         HATEFUL (895)             
 EVAN DRAKE 9136           WS 20  17  0  83         CHEERS (659)              
 CARISSIMUS 10204          LU 17  29  1  83         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 QULLAN 10748              ST  9   3  1  83         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 HUGH 9291                 LU 13  12  0  82         CHEERS (659)              
-HIRELING 10682            ST 10   2  0  82         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 BLACK ICE 9921            BA  9   5  0  82         SNOW FORT (819)           
 GOULD 10764               SL  8   2  0  81         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 SHOE THORN 10802          PL  8   7  0  80         HATEFUL (895)             
 SOFT TEN 10562            AB 14  14  1  79         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303         WS 16  16  0  76         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 ZOUAVE ZOMBIE 10840       SL  6   4  0  76         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 BRUTE 10827               LU  8   4  0  75         METALBORN (890)           
 PRINCESS CAKE 10768       AB  6   4  0  73         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 SQUID 10689               TP  9   5  0  70         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 DEMETRIUS 10203           TP 16  21  0  69         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 DONNIE STAHL 9675         PS 11  12  1  69         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 OZWEEPAY 10805            LU  9  10  0  69         HATEFUL (895)             

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRIFF 10468               LU 11   9  2  66         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 DAISY MAE'S 10836         SL  9   3  0  66         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 BURNER 10771              LU 11  10  0  64         BAD GAS (893)             
 DRIFTWOOD 9793            LU 10   7  0  64         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 POOT 10774                ST  9  11  1  63         BAD GAS (893)             
 QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672      WS 11   5  0  62         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 ALKAVAR 10970                 6   1  0  62         OF WOLF & MAN (732)                  [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 REMNANT RANGER 10534      TP 12   6  0  61         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 SPAR-TEKUS 10651          PR 10   7  0  61         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 TRANSFER PORTAL 10925     ST  6   4  0  61         WILD WEST (155)           
 SUN GODDESS 10791         ST  7   6  0  60         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 DOMESTIC 10658            SL  9   8  1  58         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 CORNFIELD 10560           BA  9  11  0  58         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 COINSHOT 10728            LU  8   5  0  58         METALBORN (890)           
 PRECISE 10741             ST  7   5  1  58         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552     LU 11   6  1  57         DWARFED (882)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROMETHEUS 10511          WS 10   8  1  56         PSY CORPS (867)           
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514     LU  9  11  1  56         DWARFED (882)             
 FLAIL SNAIL 10749         WS  7   6  0  56         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 NINJA NOSFORATU 10384     AB  6   7  0  56         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 YOXXI 10854               LU  5   5  1  56         ERRATA! (760)             
 LITTER BOX 10667          PR  9   4  0  55         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 DEAD BATTERY 10797        PS  7   6  0  54         HATEFUL (895)             
 GLOOM 10824               AB  7   3  0  54         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE 10909      7   4  0  54         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)                    [AB-LU-ST]
 COSTANZA 10364            AB 12  10  0  53         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
-SENTRY 10725              WS  8   4  2  53         METALBORN (890)           
 WITCHES BREW 10601        ST  7   3  1  53         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 AFFLICTION 10900          LU  9   7  0  51         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 MARVIN ZEHM 10723         BA  7   7  2  50         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 OLAF 10755                SL  8   5  0  47         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 KERROM 7454               LU  4   7  1  45         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 FOX & ODEN 10713      PR      8   4  0  44         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 PENNY STOCKS 10928        TP  5   5  0  44         WILD WEST (155)           
 QUEEN KONG 10911          PS  5   4  0  43         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 EGYPTIAN QUEEN 10790      SL  9   4  0  42         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MALENA 10831              ST  6   6  1  41         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 TRISKA 10737              BA  4   9  1  41         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 BLOOD SLURPER 10746       TP  9   5  0  39         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 KING MIDAS 10823          TP  8   2  1  39         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 HAOLE 10842               WS  7   4  0  39         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 BOOM BOX 10666            LU  6   6  0  39         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 ATTALUS 10509             ST  8  13  0  38         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 PROCOPIUS 10729           WS  6   9  0  37         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 TENNIS ACE 10710          TP  6   8  0  36         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 VICINIUS 10699            BA  5  11  1  36         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 UNDERLING 10942           SL  5   4  0  36         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 LISSELI 10950             ST  5   3  0  36         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 RAVEN 10980               TP  5   2  0  36         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 VOODOO LOUNGE 10833       TP  5   7  0  36         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 MOSQUITOES 10995          ST  4   1  0  36         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 SUSAN KLONTZ 10719        LU  7   7  0  35         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 MOON MAID 10794           LU  8   5  1  34         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 ARCHELIUS 10641           LU  6  15  1  34         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 KOA 10916                 AB  5   5  0  34         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BONDSTONE 10944           ST  5   4  0  33         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918     TP  5   5  0  33         CHEERS (659)              
 BRICK 10917               BA  5   5  2  32         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 SALTY POET 11037              2   0  0  32         FAST FOOD (724)                          [AB-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP]
 BLACK NIGHT 10849         AB  7   3  0  30         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 EMPTY CHEST 10342         PR  6   5  0  30         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 VINCE MEAL 10817          LU  5   6  1  30         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 SEA WITCH 10793           LU  4   9  0  30         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 SCREACH 10989                 3   3  1  30         THE PURGE 209 (868)                      [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 NIPPY 10940               TP  7   3  0  29         SNOW FORT (819)           
 SEEKER 10898                  5   5  0  29         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)                      [AB-LU-ST]
 MORBIUS 10508             BA  4  17  0  29         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 FANNY CHMELAR 10753       ST  5   8  0  28         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 MAJESTIC MASTIFF 11039    AB  2   0  0  28         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 THE MUSCLE 10933          LU  4   6  1  27         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 GEORGE RTX 11005          PS  4   0  0  26         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 GRUM SPEARFOOT 11052          2   0  1  26         DWARFED (882)                            [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 IRON HEART 10814          SL  4   8  1  25         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 NICROBURST 11021              2   2  0  25         METALBORN (890)                          [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 TOM FEHLEN 10946          LU  4   5  0  24         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 BLACK LOTUS 11032         ST  2   1  0  24         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 ICE BREAKER 11033             2   1  0  24         SNOW FORT (819)                          [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BI-ANNUAL 10915           AB  5   4  0  23         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 BAR PATRON 11018          BA  3   1  0  23         CHEERS (659)              
 WILLIAM 10991             LU  2   3  0  23         ERRATA! (760)             
 COMPROMISE 11020              4   0  0  22         NAWLINS 2023 (896)                       [AB-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP]
 GUILLERMO 11031               2   1  0  22         SECOND BANANAS (573)                     [AB-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP]
 OZ KILLER 10908           WS  1  10  1  22         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 KILLSWITCH 10931          TP  6   3  0  21         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 BITTER SWEET 10856        TP  5   5  0  20         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 LYSANDRA 10969                2   5  0  20         EMU'S SEED (891)                         [AB-LU-PR-SL-ST]
 BLIGHT 10955              TP  5   4  0  19         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 COPYCAT 10919             PL  1   8  0  19         ERRATA! (760)             
 DIRTY HELEN 10929         PR  2   8  0  18         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 COLLEGE N.I.L. 10927      PR  3   7  0  17         WILD WEST (155)           
 SPANISH 11038                 1   1  0  17         ERRATA! (760)                            [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 I DENTIFIED AS... 10984   WS  4   2  0  16         WILD WEST (155)           
 BRITTANICUS 10939         BA  3   7  0  16         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 JON NELSON 10968          TP  3   4  0  15         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 BONDSMAN 11016                2   2  0  14         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)                    [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CROW 10979                AB  2   5  0  14         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 THURP 11059                   1   0  1  14         BAD GAS (893)                            [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 RATBAT 10985                  3   3  0  13         DARQUE FORCES (396)                      [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 KAMALA 10972              ST  3   4  0  13         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 ORACLE 10971              ST  2   5  0  13         METALBORN (890)           
 IMIX 11065                    1   0  0  13         FIEND FOLIO (892)                        [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 JACK NICHOLSON 10992      AB  3   2  0  12         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 GHOULASH 11017                3   1  0  12         SHEWISH DINER (806)                      [AB-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP]
 SKAZI 11051                   1   1  0  12         PSY CORPS (867)                          [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 MUDDY TRAILS 10997        LU  3   2  0  11         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 BULLYWUG 11064                1   0  0  11         FIEND FOLIO (892)                        [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 COUPON JACK 10983         LU  2   4  0  10         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 CAESAR ADOGUS 11058           1   0  0  10         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)                    [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 GRIEVANCE 11000           LU  2   3  0   9         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 PONTOON 10996             SL  2   3  0   9         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 LITTERBOX QUEEN 11042     TP  2   0  0   9         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 LICINIUS 11001            SL  2   2  0   8         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 CROW 11019                ST  2   2  0   8         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 HUMID 10988               LU  1   5  0   8         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 DASTARDLY 11030               1   2  0   8         OF WOLF & MAN (732)                  [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 ROMCOM GIGGLES 11035          1   2  0   7         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)                    [AB-BA-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 SIAMESE SULTAN 11041      WS  1   1  0   7         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 MARYLAND MAN 11023            1   3  0   6         HATEFUL (895)                            [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 GERRY MANDERER 11057      TP  1   0  0   5         WILD WEST (155)           
 CRAZY LARRY 11045             1   1  0   4         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)                   [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 TERSE ODDITY 11034            0   3  0   3         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP]
 FASTTRACK 11049               0   2  0   2         DARQUE FORCES (396)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP]
 COLD BERNIE 11044             0   2  0   2         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)                   [AB-BA-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP]
 MAINE COON MAJESTY 11040  ST  0   2  0   2         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 KALAKAUA 11056                0   1  0   1         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)                [AB-BA-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP]
 BOURBON BUNNY 11063           0   1  0   1         2129 BOURBON ST (888)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP]
 DAMARIS 11053                 0   1  0   1         EMU'S SEED (891)                         [AB-BA-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP]
 PERNICON 11066                0   1  0   1         FIEND FOLIO (892)                        [AB-BA-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP]
 GRINGO TACO 11055             0   1  0   1         SHEWISH DINER (806)                      [AB-BA-LU-PL-SL-ST-TP]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
ANCIENT AGE 10692       5  7 0 2129 BOURBON ST 888  IRON HEART 10814       488 JUST REVENGED
SHART 10772             9 12 0 BAD GAS 893          GRIFF 10468            489  
WHIMMY PRAYER 10932     1  5 0 BIG LAKE GROOVE 792  BRICK 10917            485 NOT REVENGED
THUGGER JAX 8524        9 19 2 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696     487  
BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557    7  9 1 DWARFED 882          HIGH ELF               489 NONE
DAVID COPPERSHI 10795   6  6 1 DWARFED 882          BLACK ORC              489 NONE
MAUD 11054              0  1 0 EMU'S SEED 891       MISTRESS FANDETT       489 NONE
LEY LINE 10943          4  3 0 ERRATA! 760          PRECISE 10741          487  
BAD DESSERT 11062       0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        BLACK ORC              489 NONE
BOOSTER JUICE 10921     5  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        SENTRY 10725           485 NOT REVENGED
PERFECT STORM 10999     0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        SCREACH 10989          485 NOT REVENGED
ROTTEN TOMATO 11061     0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        STONE GOLEM            489 NONE
NEEDLEMAN 10778         5  4 0 FIEND FOLIO 892      YOXXI 10854            485 JUST REVENGED
LOST MOSS 9792         11  4 1 FLOATING PAST 854    KAMEHAMEHA 10848       486 REVENGED
BUCKET OF WATER 10583   7 14 0 LAND OF OZ 217       STONE GOLEM            489 NONE
TICON 10963             3  3 0 PSY CORPS 867        KERROM 7454            487 REVENGED
PRINCE OF BARKN 10519  10  5 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  SOFT TEN 10562         486  
CONWAY 9720            18 17 2 SECOND BANANAS 573   CHOPHOUSE 10839        486  
SNOWPUNCH 8981         13 11 0 SNOW FORT 819        DONNIE STAHL 9675      486  
YUREI YEOMAN 11036      1  2 0 SPECTRAL STEEL 778   THURP 11059            489  
PITCH BLACK 10707       7  6 0 THE PURGE 209 868    GLOCKENSPIEL 10416     486  
BETA CLUB PREZ 11050    0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        GRUM SPEARFOOT 11052   488  
WOKE STRANGER 10976     3  2 0 WILD WEST 155        KING MIDAS 10823       487 REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

What a revolting development! -- Oz The All Deflated

May the first and second place teams rot in the heat of hades with no jockstraps or 
sunglasses! -- Oz The All Infuriated

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BUCKET OF WATER was unbelievably slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAVID COPPERSHIELD was killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
BANGIS BIGNOSE was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
ROTTEN TOMATO was viciously butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena contest.
BAD DESSERT was narrowly killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
MAUD was slain by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena struggle.
QULLAN overpowered YOXXI in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
COLLEGE N.I.L. was narrowly defeated by GRUM SPEARFOOT in a 2 minute Bloodfeud melee.
BONDSTONE vanquished IRON HEART in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
COPYCAT was overpowered by PRECISE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
I DENTIFIED AS... was defeated by KING MIDAS in a tiresome 6 minute Bloodfeud fight.
SNAPDRAGON was overcome by ANGEL'S ENVY in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
CRAPKIN unbelievably bested MAXIMUS in a 4 minute master's Challenge conflict.
REVEREND JIM was subdued by THE DARK in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge brawl.
APEFACE was handily defeated by ABSOLUM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
REAL TIPPER savagely defeated ARCHER in a 2 minute expert's Challenge struggle.
OSCAR MAIER was devastated by WAYFARER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
NEMESIS PRIME beat CHOPHOUSE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge Title match.
PREDATORS overpowered CALAMITY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
DEMETRIUS was devastated by FATHER BARRY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DONNIE STAHL was subdued by SHOE THORN in a 1 minute expert's Challenge bout.
MOOSEKNUCKLE was devastated by YETI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SECRET SAUCE defeated KA'AHUAMANU in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
FLINT FORGEHART was overpowered by SOFT TEN in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
BRICK was overpowered by GLOOM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DELIN BLACKHAUL viciously subdued KERROM in a action packed 2 minute Challenge bout.
ALKAVAR overpowered BLOOD SLURPER in a 2 minute bloody one-sided Challenge fray.
OLAF viciously subdued KOA in a popular 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
SPAR-TEKUS vanquished MALENA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
ATTALUS was beaten by MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
GRIFF assassinated SHART in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge bout.
SUSAN KLONTZ overcame WILLIAM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge match.
VICINIUS won victory over TENNIS ACE in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
HAOLE subdued ARCHELIUS in a 2 minute bloody Challenge match.
MOSQUITOES overpowered MORBIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
PROCOPIUS subdued FANNY CHMELAR in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ORACLE was overcome by BAR PATRON in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge match.
BRITTANICUS was beaten by THE MUSCLE in a popular 2 minute Challenge duel.
JON NELSON unbelievably bested GRIEVANCE in a 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
NICROBURST vanquished LICINIUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
CROW was demolished by SALTY POET in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
GHOULASH bested HUMID in a 2 minute Challenge match.
SPANISH handily defeated KAMALA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
MAJESTIC MASTIFF overpowered DIRTY HELEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
MAINE COON MAJESTY was unbelievably bested by COUPON JACK in a 1 minute melee.
MUDDY TRAILS was subdued by LYSANDRA in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge match.
PONTOON was narrowly defeated by CROW in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
COLD BERNIE was savagely defeated by SIAMESE SULTAN in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
FASTTRACK was overcome by JACK NICHOLSON in a 2 minute novice's Challenge duel.
LEGGING LAGAN viciously subdued BOOTLICKER in a exciting 8 minute gory veteran's bout.
GLOCKENSPIEL beat ZOUAVE ZOMBIE in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
EMERALD CITY viciously subdued LOST SHIP in a exciting 3 minute brutal master's match.
CARISSIMUS was devastated by -ZERO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
EARL GREY was savagely defeated by TASOR FACE in a 2 minute master's battle.
D.N.C. outlasted EVAN DRAKE in a popular 9 minute gory master's duel.
REAL MCCOY devastated BRUTE in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
SHPONGLE overpowered PRINCESS CAKE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SUN GODDESS was handily defeated by GOULD in a popular 1 minute mismatched battle.
POOT was devastated by BLACK ICE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HUGH devastated WITCHES BREW in a action packed 1 minute uneven match.
SCOOTER PIE overpowered FLAIL SNAIL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DRIFTWOOD savagely defeated PENNY STOCKS in a action packed 2 minute brutal melee.
SQUID luckily beat DOMESTIC in a action packed 2 minute gory battle.
QUEEN OF SHEBA narrowly defeated MARVIN ZEHM in a 2 minute brutal contest.
BURNER won victory over CORNFIELD in a exciting 1 minute brutal veteran's contest.
OZWEEPAY overpowered MOON MAID in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PROMETHEUS was savagely defeated by DAISY MAE'S in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
COSTANZA overpowered KILLSWITCH in a 1 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
DEAD BATTERY vanquished BI-ANNUAL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
EGYPTIAN QUEEN savagely defeated VOODOO LOUNGE in a action packed 1 minute fight.
VINCE MEAL was luckily beaten by RAVEN in a action packed 4 minute brutal conflict.
EMPTY CHEST was vanquished by NINJA NOSFORATU in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TRISKA was overcome by AFFLICTION in a 1 minute match.
BLACK NIGHT was overcome by QUEEN KONG in a 1 minute conflict.
COINSHOT won victory over FOX & ODEN in a exciting 3 minute match.
REMNANT RANGER devastated SCREACH in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
BOOM BOX subdued BLACK LOTUS in a exciting 1 minute expert vs. novice fight.
LITTER BOX handily defeated TOM FEHLEN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TRANSFER PORTAL overpowered SEEKER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NIPPY unbelievably bested BONDSMAN in a exciting 4 minute gruesome duel.
UNDERLING viciously subdued BLIGHT in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
LISSELI handily defeated OZ KILLER in a exciting 1 minute gory mismatched battle.
ICE BREAKER was defeated by JOHN ALLEN HILL in a 3 minute amateur vs. expert fight.
RATBAT was beaten by COMPROMISE in a 3 minute bout.
BITTER SWEET was beaten by SEA WITCH in a action packed 2 minute gory battle.
MARYLAND MAN was devastated by IMIX in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DASTARDLY viciously subdued TERSE ODDITY in a 2 minute gruesome novice's melee.
GUILLERMO bested SKAZI in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's bout.
ROMCOM GIGGLES bested DAMARIS in a popular 1 minute beginner's battle.
YUREI YEOMAN was butchered by THURP in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GEORGE RTX vanquished GRINGO TACO in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LITTERBOX QUEEN subdued KALAKAUA in a 2 minute novice's duel.
CRAZY LARRY lost to BULLYWUG in a popular 1 minute beginner's fray.
GERRY MANDERER unbelievably bested BOURBON BUNNY in a 2 minute novice's competition.
CAESAR ADOGUS demolished PERNICON in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  40         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  15 -  1      56  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 31         AIMED BLOW       108 -  92 -  1      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     30         STRIKING ATTACK  181 - 164 - 10      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 18         TOTAL PARRY      142 - 131 -  1      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   17         LUNGING ATTACK   180 - 187 -  9      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                      16         SLASHING ATTACK  114 - 119 -  5      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  16         WALL OF STEEL     92 - 112 -  7      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    8         PARRY-RIPOSTE     37 -  50 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-LUNGE       18 -  29 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         BASHING ATTACK    43 -  87 -  6      33  |

Turn 489 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK    19 - 21         3  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        10 -  6     SLASHING ATTACK    7 - 11         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL     10 -  7     STRIKING ATTACK   12 - 19         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY       16 - 14     BASHING ATTACK     6 - 10         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   NEMESIS PRIME 10643        16   5  0  118 DARQUE FORCES (396)
STRIKING ATTACK  REAL TIPPER 10599          11   3  0  118 ERRATA! (760)
PARRY-LUNGE      WAYFARER 10846             11   6  1  116 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)
AIMED BLOW       EMERALD CITY 10582         17   8  0  108 LAND OF OZ (217)
WALL OF STEEL    GLOCKENSPIEL 10416         21  17  3  107 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
TOTAL PARRY      APEFACE 10318              29  16  0  103 DARQUE FORCES (396)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHPONGLE 10510             12   6  0   93 PSY CORPS (867)
BASHING ATTACK   BLACK ICE 9921              9   5  0   82 SNOW FORT (819)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SPAR-TEKUS 10651           10   7  0   61 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)
PARRY-STRIKE     DEAD BATTERY 10797          7   6  0   54 HATEFUL (895)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MAXIMUS 10296.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MAXIMUS 10296.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOOTLICKER 10182, BUCKET 
OF WATER 10583, TASOR FACE 10862, DOMESTIC 10658, EVAN DRAKE 9136, SNAPDRAGON 10523, 
REAL TIPPER 10599, COINSHOT 10728, OLAF 10755, and BRITTANICUS 10939.

The least popular fighter this week was KING MIDAS 10823.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were D.N.C. 10803, I DENTIFIED AS... 10984, PERNICON 11066, GRINGO 
TACO 11055, YUREI YEOMAN 11036, GUILLERMO 11031, MARYLAND MAN 11023, BITTER SWEET 
10856, SEEKER 10898, and TOM FEHLEN 10946.