DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/11/2025    Duedate: 04/07/2025

NORTH FORK ARENA

DM 47    TURN 481

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HILLARY
SECOND BANANAS (573)
(47-9534) [21-18-1,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LADY FINGERS                   MOON MAID
SHEWISH DINER (806)            WARBORN CANVAS (894)
(47-9321) [9-3-1,134]          (47-10794) [5-0-0,47]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

ONSLAUGHT                      LOST MOSS
DARQUE FORCES (396)            FLOATING PAST (854)
(47-10352) [13-14-0,68]        (47-9792) [8-2-1,75]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DWARFED (882)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPECTRAL STEEL (778)          50 
2. ERRATA! (760)                 47    NAWLINS 2023 (896)
3. WARBORN CANVAS (894)          44    Unchartered Team
4. LAND OF OZ (217)              39 
5. RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)     37    WARBORN CANVAS (894)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        22  10  0 68.8   1/ 1 DWARFED (882)            12  3 1
 2/ 2 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 29  15  0 65.9   2/ 2 RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)10  1 0
 3/ 4*WARBORN CANVAS (894)      14   9  0 60.9   3/ 8 FLOATING PAST (854)      10  5 0
 4/ 5 LAND OF OZ (217)         1080 712 36 60.3   4/24 SHEWISH DINER (806)       9  1 0
 5/ 6 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   96  65  8 59.6   5/ 5 DARQUE FORCES (396)       9  4 0
 6/ 3 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       23  16  3 59.0   6/25 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      8  2 0
 7/ 7 FLOATING PAST (854)       73  51  3 58.9   7/ 7 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     8  4 1
 8/ 8 SECOND BANANAS (573)     437 314 46 58.2   8/27 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   8  5 0
 9/ 9 SHEWISH DINER (806)      238 176 17 57.5   9/12*WARBORN CANVAS (894)      8  5 0
10/10 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)    308 249 26 55.3  10/10 SECOND BANANAS (573)      8  6 1
11/11 ROYAL FLUSH (48)         1136 960 60 54.2  11/19*METALBORN (890)           8  6 0
12/13 DARQUE FORCES (396)      534 495 34 51.9  12/ 4 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     8  7 0
13/12 CHEERS (659)             215 200 12 51.8  13/13 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       8  7 0
14/14 WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)      346 338 16 50.6  14/23 BASH BROS PARK (766)      7  3 0
15/15 THE PURGE 209 (868)      132 131  6 50.2  15/17 THE PURGE 209 (868)       7  5 0
16/18 ERRATA! (760)            100 100  2 50.0  16/18 ROYAL FLUSH (48)          7  5 0
17/20 SPECTRAL STEEL (778)     176 184  5 48.9  17/ 3*FIEND FOLIO (892)         7  6 1
18/19 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)    114 121  2 48.5  18/ 9 LAND OF OZ (217)          7  6 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       31  33  0 48.4  19/21 PSY CORPS (867)           7  8 0
20/16*FIEND FOLIO (892)         12  13  2 48.0  20/26 HATEFUL (895)             7  8 0
21/22 BASH BROS PARK (766)     245 266 11 47.9  21/14 CHEERS (659)              7  8 0
22/24 DWARFED (882)             88  96  4 47.8  22/ 6 FAST FOOD (724)           7  8 0
23/23 FAST FOOD (724)          350 395 17 47.0  23/15 FRAYED SANITY (799)       7  8 0
24/25 SATAN'S MINIONS (813)    180 206  6 46.6  24/29 SNOW FORT (819)           7  8 0
25/27 FRAYED SANITY (799)      101 116  5 46.5  25/32 NAWLINS 2023 (896)        6  4 0
26/29 PSY CORPS (867)           79  92  5 46.2  26/38 ERRATA! (760)             6  5 0
27/26 LAZY BOYZ (167)          115 136 10 45.8  27/28 SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       6  7 0
28/28 HATEFUL (895)             26  31  1 45.6  28/11 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     6  9 0
29/30 SNOW FORT (819)           66  80  2 45.2  29/34 OF WOLF & MAN (732)       5  9 0
30/31 2129 BOURBON ST (888)     14  18  0 43.7  30/20 BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     5 10 2
31/32 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)     105 145  4 42.0  31/22 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    5 10 0
32/34 WHITE MAIMERS (873)      137 199 12 40.8  32/16 LAZY BOYZ (167)           4  5 0
33/37*METALBORN (890)           11  16  0 40.7  33/35*EMU'S SEED (891)          4 11 1
34/35 BAD GAS (893)             24  39  1 38.1  34/37 WHITE WOLVES (832)        4 11 0
35/36 BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    41  67  7 38.0  35/33*PHOENIX GUARD (887)       3  9 0
36/33*FILTHY PICKLES (889)      11  20  2 35.5  36/39 BAD GAS (893)             3 10 0
37/38 WHITE WOLVES (832)       162 312 10 34.2  37/30 WHITE MAIMERS (873)       3 11 0
38/40*PHOENIX GUARD (887)       10  21  0 32.3  38/31*FILTHY PICKLES (889)      3 12 0
39/39 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     24  53  2 31.2  39/36 ASSASSIN NATION (790)     2 11 0
40/41*EMU'S SEED (891)           6  19  1 24.0  40/41 BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      1  9 0
41/42*WILD WEST (155)            1  14  0  6.7  41/40*WILD WEST (155)           1 14 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                            TURF WAR SCORING SPOTLIGHT

Scoring is completely automated at this point and every effort has been made to verify 
that there are not any errors.  Please do check your scores for the first 1-3 turns 
and report any errors to the moderators so things can be corrected.

This rule was not in the automated scoring until this turn.
"Down Challenge ... (opponent is credited with a win for point scoring.)"
BOG/REGINNCATSNDOGS' score has been adjusted to reflect this from last turn.

                        Total                       Team  Alliance
                        Score Alliance  Wins Fights Score Score
                         44     BOB       9    15    12     7     
                         44     EP       10    15    14     9     
                         42     BOG       8    15    10     7     
                         40     NTT       9    15    12     7     
                         36     MF        8    15    10     7     
                         35     RVH       8    15    10     7     
                         35     DB       10    14    14     4     
                         34     FPM       9    15    12     7     
                         32     NS        7    15     8     7     
                         27     IM        7    15     8     7     
                         10     RES       5    14     5     1     
                          0     SF        5    15     5     4     

Individual                                           Endurance                  DC's/
Score      Team                          Fights/Wins Fights,Turns  Most Wins    IAC?s
12         BOB                                                 
  4          SPAWN OF EVIL                 5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  6          SPECTRAL STEEL                5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  2          SATAN'S MINIONS               5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
14         EP                                                  
  4          BASH BROS PARK                5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  6          SHEWISH DINER                 5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  4          WEIRD ALCHEMY                 5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
10         BOG                                                 
  6          DWARFED                       5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  2          CHEERS                        5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  2          REIGNNCATSNDOGS               5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
12         NTT                                                 
  2          2129 BOURBON ST               5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  6          RAINBOW WARRIORS II           5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  4          NAWLINS 2023                  5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
10         MF                                                  
  4          LAND OF OZ                    5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  2          SECOND BANANAS                5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  4          ROYAL FLUSH                   5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
10         RVH                                                 
  4          METALBORN                     5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  2          FIEND FOLIO                   5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  4          WARBORN CANVAS                5/3         9/10, 2         0         0/0       
14         DB                                                  
  4          DARQUE FORCES                 5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  4          THE PURGE 209                 5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  6          ERRATA!                       4/4          9/10, 2        0         0/0       
12         FPM                                                 
  4          FLOATING PAST                 5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  2          PHOENIX GUARD                 5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  6          THE MOTHERSHIP CE             5/4         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
8          NS                                                  
  2          BIG LAKE GROOVE               5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  4          SNOW FORT                     5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  2          HATEFUL                       5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
8          IM                                                  
  4          PSY CORPS                     5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  2          BAD GAS                       5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  2          FAST FOOD                     5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
5          RES                                                 
  2          OF WOLF & MAN                 4/2          9/10, 2        0         0/0       
  2          EMU'S SEED                    5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  1          WILD WEST                     5/1         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
5          SF                                                  
  2          BIG LAKE MAULERS              5/2         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
 -1          FILTHY PICKLES                5/0         10/10, 2        0         0/0       
  4          FRAYED SANITY                 5/3         10/10, 2        0         0/0       

Another Error in last turn's report.  RAINBOW WARRIORS II was incorrectly
listed as being run by Vlad.  It is run by Obregon.  Here is the correct
listing for the No Tea in Team Alliance:

2129 BOURBON ST      888    Riff Raff          NTT
RAINBOW WARRIORS II  897    Obregon            NTT
NAWLINS 2023         896    Kharadmon          NTT

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Slote! Slote! Slote! Duelmaster Extraordinaire! 

15-Time Duelmaster. Whatta Champion! Bravo! Bravo! Huzza, huzza!  

They try and try and try to unseat The Champ, but to no avail. They are good; just not 
that good. Those warriors of Lyratilan, they try.  

The only point to consider is will Slote be honored to Lord Protector at 50 FE or 50 
fights? He should be. The warriors of Lyrat want it. Indeed, they beg for it.    

                                             -- Slote, DMXIV

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail and well met warriors of NORTH FORK!  Know me for who I am, Zontani Sharp 
Eyes, Spymaster extraordinaire of all Alastari.  I have begun to suspect trickery on 
the part of SHEWISH DINER.  How else weeks like this one's 4-1-0?  How else the 
sudden move to 4th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with 
SPECTRAL STEEL's team record!  A 4-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 6th place 
ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of THE MOTHERSHIP CE.  How 
else weeks like this one's 4-1-0?  How else the sudden move to 8th team?  My tutors 
were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week 
FIEND FOLIO went 2-3-0 and fell 14 notches into 17th!  FAST FOOD bore the brunt of 
major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 22nd position as the 
result of going 2-3-0!  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with 
ERRATA!'s team record!  A 4-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 26th place ranking.  
My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This 
week 2129 BOURBON ST went 2-3-0 and fell 17 notches into 28th!  LAZY BOYZ bore the 
brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 32nd position 
as the result of going 0-3-0!  My praise to RAINBOW WARRIORS II for their 4-1-0 week 
this time out.  Indeed, it was a skillfully fought round deserving of notice!  
FLETCHER caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully 
bested REVEREND JIM and was awarded 25 points in recognition.  In one of the week's 
more notable duels, EVAN DRAKE put down BOOTLICKER, causing him to lose 18 points of 
recognition in the process.  Most watched of the fights this week, the spotlight was 
on CALAMITY as he bore arms against the challenge of reigning Duelmaster HILLARY.  
Although CALAMITY made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of 
victorious HILLARY.  Would you believe that over half of the old women in NORTH FORK 
seem to feel that they could fight better than you gladiators?   
     I have been in deep conclave with my spies who watched all that has recently 
transpired.  Indeed there is much I would report.  NORTH FORK, city of gladiators!  
Mighty among the names of thy guilds is BIG LAKE GROOVE, a guild shunned and avoided 
by many in the weekly duels.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it 
was that spent the better part of last week avoiding BIG LAKE GROOVE.  Indeed it was 
PHOENIX GUARD.  Mighty fighters cannot but expect competition from those below.  
BARSTOOL 5 take warning!  You have more than a few enemies in NORTH FORK.  Give 
EMERALD CITY credit for hers courage.  Did you note how she challenged BARSTOOL 5 
despite the 31 point difference in their rankings?  Do not the gods reward courage?  
EMERALD CITY it was that claimed victory in the bout, while also rising 21 points in 
recognition.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  My hearty congratulations GOULD, for thy revenge upon OZ KILLER, 
slayer of thy fallen comrade.  Next time he will know better, eh?  Dark alleys may 
hide both secrets and assassins.  In the arena there is only the brightness of steel. 
Keep vigil always!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till next we 
meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by 
the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HILLARY 9534              LU 21  18  1 129         SECOND BANANAS (573)      

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADY FINGERS 9321         SL  9   3  1 134         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 JACK RABBIT 4814          SL  2   2  0 133         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POISON OAK 9449           LU  9   4  0 118         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 BARSTOOL 5 8253           TP 27  21  0 114         CHEERS (659)              
 LOKA WARBEARD 10431       ST 10   9  0 112         DWARFED (882)             
 ROTE 10386                AB 10   5  0 111         ERRATA! (760)             
 DESI VEGA'S 10837         SL  9   3  0 110         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 LOST SHIP 9621            TP 17   5  0 109         FLOATING PAST (854)                      *
 EMERALD CITY 10582        AB 12   5  0 109         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 EVAN DRAKE 9136           WS 17  12  0 105         CHEERS (659)              
 SKITZO 10796              ST  6   4  1 105         HATEFUL (895)             
 COURAGE 10495             ST 15   6  0 101         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 PREDATORS 10322           LU 12   7  0 100         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 EQUES EIDOLON 10390       AB 11   5  0  99         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 ANGEL'S ENVY 10696        WS  7   5  0  95         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 SAMURAI SHADOW 10391      SL 11   4  0  94         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 HIRELING 10682            ST  6   0  0  93         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 PLANTERS PUNCH 10267      ST 10   4  1  92         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 CALAMITY 10897            AB  7   3  1  91         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JACK THE BLADE 8521       ST 11  10  2  90         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 CHOPHOUSE 10839           ST  6   2  0  89         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 CARISSIMUS 10204          LU 15  23  1  87         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 YETI 8878                 ST 10   5  1  87         SNOW FORT (819)           
 APEFACE 10318             TP 24  13  0  85         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 OSCAR MAIER 9365          LU 11  10  0  84         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 BOOTLICKER 10182          TP 16  12  2  82         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)     
 LEGGING LAGAN 9625        WS 13  12  0  82         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 DARK SOHO 10022           LU 17  18  0  81         PSY CORPS (867)           
 ABSOLUM 10023             WS 13  16  2  81         PSY CORPS (867)           
 NEMESIS PRIME 10643       LU 11   2  0  81         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 THE DARK 10463            WS 16  13  1  80         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 MOOSEKNUCKLE 9303         WS 14  10  0  80         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 CRAPKIN 10522             TP 16   7  0  78         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 SECRET SAUCE 10382        TP 17  12  0  77         FAST FOOD (724)           
 LION KING 10419           PL  9   8  0  75         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 LOST MOSS 9792            SL  8   2  1  75         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 WINCHESTER 10260          AB 16  11  0  74         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 WITCH DOCTOR 7215         PR 11   4  0  74         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 TASOR FACE 10862          ST  6   6  4  74         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 FLINT FORGEHART 10514     LU  6   6  1  73         DWARFED (882)             
 CONWAY 9720               WS 15  15  2  70         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 KAMEHAMEHA 10848              5   2  0  70         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)                [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 ONSLAUGHT 10352           ST 13  14  0  68         DARQUE FORCES (396)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLETCHER 10305            SL 10   6  0  66         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 GLOCKENSPIEL 10416        WS 15  15  2  65         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 SCOOTER PIE 10864             8   3  0  64         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)                  [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 WAYFARER 10846            PL  6   3  0  63         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 REAL MCCOY 10572          ST  6   0  0  63         FAST FOOD (724)           
 -ZERO 8881                LU 10   6  0  60         SNOW FORT (819)           
 SHOE THORN 10802          PL  4   3  0  60         HATEFUL (895)             
 MAXIMUS 10296             WS 11  26  0  59         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 ARCHER 7216               TP  9   8  0  59         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 D.N.C. 10803              TP  4   5  0  59         HATEFUL (895)             
 SNAPDRAGON 10523          LU  9  14  0  58         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 HUGH 9291                 LU  8   9  0  58         CHEERS (659)              
 DEMETRIUS 10203           TP 14  15  0  57         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 BURNER 10771              LU  7   6  0  57         BAD GAS (893)             

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZIPPY 10480               WS 12  15  1  56         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 THUGGER JAX 8524          SL  7  15  2  56         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOWPUNCH 8981            TP 11   8  0  55         SNOW FORT (819)           
 SPAR-TEKUS 10651          PR  6   3  0  54         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 REAL TIPPER 10599         ST  5   1  0  54         ERRATA! (760)             
 KA'AHUAMANU 10845         LU  6   2  0  53         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897) 
 SOFT TEN 10562            AB 10  10  0  51         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 EARL GREY 10521               6   2  0  51         SHEWISH DINER (806)                      [LU-TP]
 CORNFIELD 10560           BA  6   6  0  50         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 SWINDLE 10624             ST  8   5  0  49         DARQUE FORCES (396)       
 DOMESTIC 10658                6   3  1  49         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)                    [AB-LU-PR-SL]
 POOT 10774                    5   7  0  49         BAD GAS (893)                            [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 FATHER BARRY 9294         AB  9   9  2  48         CHEERS (659)              
-TURBULENCE 9902           SL  7   7  1  48         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552     LU  7   2  1  47         DWARFED (882)             
 OZWEEPAY 10805            LU  5   6  0  47         HATEFUL (895)             
 MOON MAID 10794           LU  5   0  0  47         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 LITTER BOX 10667              4   1  0  47         BASH BROS PARK (766)                     [AB-LU-PR-TP-WS]
 REVEREND JIM 9229         LU  7   3  1  45         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 DRIFTWOOD 9793            LU  6   3  0  44         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 DONNIE STAHL 9675         PS  6   9  0  43         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 BUCKET OF WATER 10583     SL  4   9  0  43         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 NINJA NOSFORATU 10384     AB  3   2  0  43         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 AFFLICTION 10900          LU  6   2  0  42         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)       
 ZAIRE 10622               LU  8   7  0  39         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 REMNANT RANGER 10534      TP  6   4  0  39         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)      
 SHPONGLE 10510            SL  6   4  0  38         PSY CORPS (867)           
 EDMOND FITZDEED 8997      PR  5  10  2  37         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 GRIFF 10468               LU  7   5  1  36         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 QUEEN OF SHEBA 10672          6   2  0  36         ROYAL FLUSH (48)                         [LU-PR-TP-WS]
 BLOODY MARY 10616         AB  3   3  0  36         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 COSTANZA 10364            AB  8   6  0  35         SECOND BANANAS (573)      
 PRINCE OF BARKNESS 10519      7   3  0  34         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)                    [LU-SL-ST-TP-WS]

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROMETHEUS 10511          WS  6   4  1  33         PSY CORPS (867)           
 DROOLMASTER 10602         TP  5   1  0  33         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 PRECISE 10741             ST  3   1  0  33         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 VICE 10901                    5   3  1  32         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)                      [AB-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 SHART 10772               AB  6   7  0  31         BAD GAS (893)             
 ARCHELIUS 10641           LU  5   8  1  31         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 EGYPTIAN QUEEN 10790      SL  4   1  0  31         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 NEEDLEMAN 10778           ST  3   2  0  31         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 BLACK ICE 9921            BA  4   2  0  29         SNOW FORT (819)           
 FLAIL SNAIL 10749         WS  3   2  0  29         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 DAVID COPPERSHIELD 10795  SL  3   1  0  28         DWARFED (882)             
 REDFISH GRILL 10834       ST  2   1  0  28         NAWLINS 2023 (896)        
 PITCH BLACK 10707         PL  4   4  0  27         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 FOX & ODEN 10713      PR      4   0  0  27         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 DEAD GRASS 10698          ST  2   0  0  27         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 CASTIEL 10536             SL  4   6  0  26         BOOK OF THOMAS (801)      
 DEAD BATTERY 10797        PS  3   2  0  25         HATEFUL (895)             
 COINSHOT 10728            LU  4   1  0  24         METALBORN (890)           
 SENTRY 10725              WS  3   2  0  24         METALBORN (890)           
 QULLAN 10748                  2   2  1  24         FIEND FOLIO (892)                        [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATTALUS 10509             ST  5   8  0  23         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 BLOOD SLURPER 10746       TP  5   1  0  23         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 HAOLE 10842                   3   0  0  23         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)                [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 DAISY MAE'S 10836             3   1  0  23         NAWLINS 2023 (896)                       [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE 10909      2   1  0  23         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)                    [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 KOA 10916                     2   0  0  22         RAINBOW WARRIORS II (897)                [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 VOODOO LOUNGE 10833           2   2  0  22         NAWLINS 2023 (896)                       [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 SEA WITCH 10793           LU  3   2  0  21         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OLAF 10755                SL  3   2  0  21         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)       
 AIR BISCUIT 10769         SL  2  10  1  21         BAD GAS (893)             
 BOOSTER JUICE 10921       ST  2   0  0  21         FAST FOOD (724)           
 YOXXI 10854               LU  1   1  0  21         ERRATA! (760)             
 TENNIS ACE 10710          TP  4   2  0  20         ROYAL FLUSH (48)          
 VICINIUS 10699            BA  3   5  1  20         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 SUN GODDESS 10791         ST  2   3  0  20         WARBORN CANVAS (894)      
 ZINK 10678                ST  4   5  1  19         LAZY BOYZ (167)           
 MORBIUS 10508             BA  3  10  0  19         WHITE WOLVES (832)        
 BI-ANNUAL 10915           AB  2   0  0  19         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918     TP  2   0  0  19         CHEERS (659)              
 BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557      BA  5   3  0  18         DWARFED (882)             
 SQUID 10689               TP  3   3  0  18         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 BRUTE 10827               LU  2   2  0  18         METALBORN (890)           
 BABETTE 10910                 2   1  0  18         EMU'S SEED (891)                         [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 KERROM 7454               LU  2   1  0  18         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 MANGY MIKE 10720          AB  3   4  0  17         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 GOULD 10764               SL  2   0  0  17         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 XVART 10777               SL  2   3  0  17         FIEND FOLIO (892)         
 GLOOM 10824               AB  2   0  0  17         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 WITCHES BREW 10601        ST  2   0  0  17         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 KING MIDAS 10823              2   0  0  17         ROYAL FLUSH (48)                         [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 MARVIN ZEHM 10723         BA  3   3  2  16         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 SHADOW 10825              ST  2   0  0  16         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 SEEKER 10898                  1   1  0  15         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)                      [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 SUSAN KLONTZ 10719        LU  3   3  0  14         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 BOOM BOX 10666            LU  1   3  0  14         BASH BROS PARK (766)      
 ZOUAVE ZOMBIE 10840           1   1  0  14         SPECTRAL STEEL (778)                     [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 PRINCESS CAKE 10768       AB  1   1  0  14         SHEWISH DINER (806)       
 MALENA 10831                  2   2  1  13         EMU'S SEED (891)                         [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 EMPTY CHEST 10342         PR  2   1  0  13         FLOATING PAST (854)       
 THE MUSCLE 10933              1   1  1  13         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)                    [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 GORDO 7472                BA  0   3  0  13         OF WOLF & MAN (732)       
 BITTER SWEET 10856        TP  3   0  0  12         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)   
 NIKTO 10687               AB  2   6  0  12         PHOENIX GUARD (887)       
 DAN OWENS 10721               2   4  0  12         FILTHY PICKLES (889)                     [BA-LU-PR-PS-TP-WS]
 BENT VEX 10821                2   2  0  12         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)                    [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 IRON HEART 10814          SL  1   3  0  12         BIG LAKE MAULERS (798)    
 LURCHER 10937             ST  1   1  0  12         METALBORN (890)           
 FANNY CHMELAR 10753       ST  2   3  0  11         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 PROCOPIUS 10729           WS  2   5  0  11         WHITE MAIMERS (873)       
 BRICK 10917               BA  1   1  1  10         LAND OF OZ (217)          
 OZ KILLER 10908           WS  1   2  1  10         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)     
 BLACK NIGHT 10849         AB  1   1  0  10         THE PURGE 209 (868)       
 BONDSTONE 10944               1   0  0  10         2129 BOURBON ST (888)                    [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 ANCIENT AGE 10692         PR  2   3  0   9         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 TRANSFER PORTAL 10925     ST  1   1  0   9         WILD WEST (155)           
 BLIGHT 10955                  1   0  0   9         SPAWN OF EVIL (899)                      [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
-DOOMSDAY 10783                2   2  0   8         ASSASSIN NATION (790)                    [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 QUEEN NEFERKITTY 10812    TP  2   2  0   8         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 GASPER 10907              SL  0   2  0   8         METALBORN (890)           
 QUEEN KONG 10911              0   1  0   7         WARBORN CANVAS (894)                     [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 NIPPY 10940               TP  2   0  0   6         SNOW FORT (819)           
 KING PAPANAMON 10811      BA  1   3  0   6         REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)     
 VINCE MEAL 10817          LU  1   2  0   6         FRAYED SANITY (799)       
 LEY LINE 10943            AB  1   0  0   6         ERRATA! (760)             
 GORBEL 10934                  1   1  0   6         FIEND FOLIO (892)                        [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 AMUNET 10935              WS  1   1  0   6         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 KILLSWITCH 10931              1   1  0   6         THE MOTHERSHIP CE (898)                  [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 TRISKA 10737              BA  0   5  0   5         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 INERTIA 10819             TP  0   4  0   4         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 HYSTERIA 10941            LU  0   2  0   2         ASSASSIN NATION (790)     
 BRITTANICUS 10939             0   2  0   2         WHITE MAIMERS (873)                      [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLLEGE N.I.L. 10927      PR  0   2  0   2         WILD WEST (155)           
 WHIMMY PRAYER 10932           0   2  0   2         BIG LAKE GROOVE (792)                    [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 DIRTY HELEN 10929         PR  0   2  0   2         2129 BOURBON ST (888)     
 PENNY STOCKS 10928            0   2  0   2         WILD WEST (155)                          [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-COPYCAT 10919                 0   1  0   1         ERRATA! (760)                            [AB-BA-LU-PL-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 RIEKA 10951               ST  0   1  0   1         EMU'S SEED (891)          
 TOM FEHLEN 10946          LU  0   1  0   1         FILTHY PICKLES (889)      
 THONG 10953                   0   1  0   1         WEIRD ALCHEMY (480)                      [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 RUMP RUMBLES 10945            0   1  0   1         BAD GAS (893)                            [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 UNDERLING 10942               0   1  0   1         SATAN'S MINIONS (813)                    [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FIRE FROM ABOVE 10539   1  4 0 ASSASSIN NATION 790  MOUNTAIN TROLL         481 NONE
JAW SMASHER 10745       0  2 0 BIG LAKE MAULERS 798 MARVIN ZEHM 10723      477 REVENGED
HEDIES 10947            0  1 0 BOOK OF THOMAS 801   MOUNTAIN TROLL         481 NONE
URSA 10734              1  1 0 EMU'S SEED 891       ZINK 10678             478  
JUNK FOOD 1 10956       0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        MISTRESS FANDETT       481 NONE
JUNK FOOD 2 10957       0  1 0 FAST FOOD 724        STONE GOLEM            481 NONE
JENNY RUD 10776         0  4 0 FILTHY PICKLES 889   BRICK 10917            480  
BYE 10954               0  1 0 PHOENIX GUARD 887    WURM KIN               481 NONE
DUNNOCK 10782           0  3 0 PHOENIX GUARD 887    OZ KILLER 10908        480 JUST REVENGED
CUBENSIS 10952          0  1 0 PSY CORPS 867        BLACK ORC              481 NONE
DOOF 10512              3  6 0 PSY CORPS 867        REVEREND JIM 9229      480  
PRINCESS BUTTERP 9687  15 14 1 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  JACK THE BLADE 8521    477 NOT REVENGED
PRINCESS OF PUR 10520   5  1 0 REIGNNCATSNDOGS 843  EDMOND FITZDEED 8997   477 REVENGED
ELMO 10899              3  2 1 SPAWN OF EVIL 899    QULLAN 10748           480  
THON 10766              3  1 0 WEIRD ALCHEMY 480    DELIN BLACKHAUL 10552  480  
METELLIUS 10730         1  4 0 WHITE MAIMERS 873    THE MUSCLE 10933       481  
BITCOIN HUNTING 10924   0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        MALENA 10831           480  
CANCELED YOUTUB 10948   0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        DARK CHAMPION          481 NONE
PORTULENT SCOUT 10949   0  1 0 WILD WEST 155        SPYMASTER              481 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

WOW! Twelve of 3-Team Alliances in the Turf War?! Hubba, hubba. -- Oz The All-Excited

Boo to BOB! Let's get ''em, Gang! -- Oz The All-TakeDown

The TopDog -- What??????? Motherforkers at 3-2 odds? We clearly have a first-class 
comic on site. -- Oz The All-Chuckling

We welcome Elon Musk and team to investigate the Turf War financials. Perhaps they 
will make a donation to TWXIV? -- Oz The All-Hopeful

Turf War Alliances, I would wish you all "god luck" but would rather just suggest you 
all lose often. -- Oz The All-Competitive
P.S. Way to go, Mannequin. Nice round.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FIRE FROM ABOVE was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute fight.
JUNK FOOD 1 was slaughtered by MISTRESS FANDETTE in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
HEDIES was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena match.
BYE was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
CUBENSIS was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CANCELED YOUTUBER was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
PORTULENT SCOUT was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNK FOOD 2 was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
GOULD viciously subdued OZ KILLER in a 3 minute novice's Bloodfeud competition.
KAMEHAMEHA vanquished DOMESTIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
REDFISH GRILL overpowered BENT VEX in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
VOODOO LOUNGE was savagely defeated by EGYPTIAN QUEEN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
HILLARY overpowered CALAMITY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title fight.
CARISSIMUS was demolished by SERF in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
JACK THE BLADE was demolished by DESI VEGA'S in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LOST SHIP luckily beat PREDATORS in a popular 5 minute master's Challenge conflict.
LOKA WARBEARD savagely defeated ANGEL'S ENVY in a 2 minute Challenge struggle.
EMERALD CITY devastated BARSTOOL 5 in a 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
CONWAY was savagely defeated by OSCAR MAIER in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge match.
LEGGING LAGAN was savagely defeated by SAMURAI SHADOW in a 3 minute conflict.
-ZERO was overpowered by MOOSEKNUCKLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THUGGER JAX was overpowered by WITCH DOCTOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
LION KING slimly won victory over WAYFARER in a popular 3 minute Challenge contest.
MAXIMUS was overpowered by NEMESIS PRIME in a 2 minute brutal uneven Challenge fight.
SCOOTER PIE overpowered SNOWPUNCH in a 3 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
DELIN BLACKHAUL subdued BLOODY MARY in a 2 minute brutal Challenge melee.
AFFLICTION was viciously subdued by SHOE THORN in a 2 minute gory Challenge fray.
LITTER BOX handily defeated EDMOND FITZDEED in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
VICE was vanquished by SPAR-TEKUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
KA'AHUAMANU defeated DONNIE STAHL in a action packed 1 minute Challenge duel.
PRINCE OF BARKNESS was defeated by SWINDLE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
REAL TIPPER demolished BUCKET OF WATER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DEMETRIUS was beaten by GLOCKENSPIEL in a 5 minute gruesome veteran's Challenge bout.
SHPONGLE demolished MANGY MIKE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge contest.
DROOLMASTER luckily beat CASTIEL in a exciting 4 minute brutal Challenge struggle.
NINJA NOSFORATU devastated DEAD BATTERY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
QULLAN was overpowered by OZWEEPAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
REMNANT RANGER won victory over NEEDLEMAN in a popular 5 minute Challenge bout.
YOXXI vanquished GORDO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
KERROM narrowly defeated FANNY CHMELAR in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
ZOUAVE ZOMBIE was beaten by SEA WITCH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ATTALUS was subdued by QUEEN OF SHEBA in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
MYSTERIOUS TWINKLE devastated PRINCESS CAKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BRUTE was viciously subdued by BLACK ICE in a popular 1 minute Challenge conflict.
DEAD GRASS savagely defeated MORBIUS in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge competition.
KING MIDAS overcame BOOM BOX in a exciting 5 minute Challenge match.
DAN OWENS was overpowered by BOOSTER JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
SENTRY won victory over AIR BISCUIT in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
PRECISE overpowered MARVIN ZEHM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
BLOOD SLURPER outwaited TENNIS ACE in a monotonous 19 minute Challenge duel.
FLAIL SNAIL luckily beat BANGIS BIGNOSE in a exciting 5 minute Challenge conflict.
XVART subdued NIKTO in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
GASPER was handily defeated by BABETTE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge contest.
SEEKER overpowered KING PAPANAMON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
HYSTERIA was subdued by AMUNET in a 2 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
TRISKA was devastated by GLOOM in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BI-ANNUAL devastated QUEEN NEFERKITTY in a 3 minute gory one-sided Challenge brawl.
OLAF vanquished BLACK NIGHT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
LURCHER overpowered WHIMMY PRAYER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HAOLE slimly won victory over EMPTY CHEST in a 6 minute brutal Challenge bout.
GORBEL was overpowered by PITCH BLACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
THE MUSCLE viciously butchered METELLIUS in a 4 minute amateur's Challenge battle.
KOA overpowered PROCOPIUS in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BRICK was subdued by JOHN ALLEN HILL in a 5 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
INERTIA was beaten by TRANSFER PORTAL in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
DIRTY HELEN was overpowered by IRON HEART in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
KILLSWITCH beat BRITTANICUS in a 2 minute novice's Challenge battle.
POISON OAK viciously subdued SECRET SAUCE in a 4 minute veteran's fight.
SKITZO was vanquished by LADY FINGERS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ROTE demolished CRAPKIN in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided bout.
BOOTLICKER was devastated by EVAN DRAKE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
DARK SOHO was overpowered by HIRELING in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
JACK RABBIT demolished TASOR FACE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
COURAGE overpowered THE DARK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LOST MOSS viciously subdued D.N.C. in a action packed 5 minute brutal master's match.
ABSOLUM vanquished ARCHER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
APEFACE was handily defeated by EQUES EIDOLON in a 1 minute brutal uneven conflict.
ONSLAUGHT was overpowered by CHOPHOUSE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided contest.
YETI beat WINCHESTER in a action packed 1 minute veteran's match.
PLANTERS PUNCH overpowered HUGH in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven match.
REAL MCCOY beat ZAIRE in a exciting 1 minute match.
SOFT TEN was vanquished by FLINT FORGEHART in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
REVEREND JIM was handily defeated by FLETCHER in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
FATHER BARRY was overcome by BURNER in a 2 minute battle.
EARL GREY unbelievably bested SHART in a tiring 14 minute gory battle.
SNAPDRAGON overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute uneven competition.
COSTANZA was savagely defeated by MOON MAID in a 3 minute brutal bout.
POOT vanquished DAISY MAE'S in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
ZIPPY lost to CORNFIELD in a action packed 1 minute contest.
DRIFTWOOD overpowered ZINK in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
GRIFF beat SQUID in a 3 minute bloody fight.
PROMETHEUS unbelievably bested SUN GODDESS in a 2 minute battle.
MALENA lost to COINSHOT in a 2 minute bout.
SUSAN KLONTZ was bested by VICINIUS in a action packed 4 minute gruesome duel.
ARCHELIUS handily defeated STREET LEGAL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ANCIENT AGE was outwaited by BITTER SWEET in a dull 14 minute beginner's fight.
SHADOW viciously subdued PENNY STOCKS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute amateur's fight.
COLLEGE N.I.L. was outlasted by NIPPY in a unpopular 14 minute novice's competition.
VINCE MEAL won victory over RIEKA in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
DAVID COPPERSHIELD overpowered UNDERLING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WITCHES BREW overpowered QUEEN KONG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FOX & ODEN handily defeated THONG in a 2 minute uneven competition.
TOM FEHLEN lost to LEY LINE in a 2 minute novice's melee.
RUMP RUMBLES was vanquished by BONDSTONE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BLIGHT won victory over MAXIMILLIAN in a dull 4 minute amateur's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  36         TOTAL PARRY       65 -  60 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 35         PARRY-RIPOSTE     27 -  26 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 27         LUNGING ATTACK   101 - 104 -  6      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     26         WALL OF STEEL     69 -  75 -  1      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                      22         SLASHING ATTACK   68 -  74 -  6      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   22         STRIKING ATTACK   91 - 104 -  6      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  14 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         AIMED BLOW        48 -  70 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  71 -  4      28  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  23 -  0      26  |

Turn 481 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK   13 - 14         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK    22 - 14     AIMED BLOW        10 - 12         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   21 - 14     WALL OF STEEL     10 - 12         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY       11 - 15         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 - 12         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HILLARY 9534               21  18  1  129 SECOND BANANAS (573)
SLASHING ATTACK  LADY FINGERS 9321           9   3  1  134 SHEWISH DINER (806)
TOTAL PARRY      BARSTOOL 5 8253            27  21  0  114 CHEERS (659)
STRIKING ATTACK  LOKA WARBEARD 10431        10   9  0  112 DWARFED (882)
AIMED BLOW       ROTE 10386                 10   5  0  111 ERRATA! (760)
WALL OF STEEL    EVAN DRAKE 9136            17  12  0  105 CHEERS (659)
PARRY-LUNGE      LION KING 10419             9   8  0   75 REIGNNCATSNDOGS (843)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    WITCH DOCTOR 7215          11   4  0   74 OF WOLF & MAN (732)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ONSLAUGHT 10352.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LOST MOSS 9792.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHADOW 10825, POISON 
OAK 9449, NEEDLEMAN 10778, PREDATORS 10322, ROTE 10386, SUSAN KLONTZ 10719, GOULD 
10764, SAMURAI SHADOW 10391, CASTIEL 10536, and BANGIS BIGNOSE 10557.

The least popular fighter this week was BLOOD SLURPER 10746.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TENNIS ACE 10710, BITTER SWEET 10856, EARL GREY 10521, NIPPY 
10940, ANCIENT AGE 10692, SHART 10772, JOHN ALLEN HILL 10918, BLIGHT 10955, DEMETRIUS 
10203, and RUMP RUMBLES 10945.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HILLARY (47-9534) SECOND BANANAS (573)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SERF (47-10056) SATAN'S MINIONS (813)

                          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN PITTSBURGH!

We hope you will join us at our summer FTF in Pittsburgh, PA, July 18-20, 2025! It will 
be held at the downtown Marriott. Details upcoming!

We look forward to seeing you in January! -- RSI

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                          SPUNKY (23-3638) IVO'S ARMY  (293) 
                    RUDY VOLEVOL (32-5851) DEVIL ADVOCATES  (105)
                     ROGUE ESKIMO (32-6950) FRIEND OR FOE?  (365)
                    LOUIS CYPHRE (32-7573) DEVIL ADVOCATES  (105)
                     ROAD TRIP (45-5050) THE MENTORS RIDE  (550)
                          SMUDGE (82-326) IRON CIRCLE  (61) 
                    METAL HEAD (82-4573) LEGENEDS OF TKE 2  (618) 
                     SELINA SKYRIVER (82-25332) WANDERERS  (4055) 
                      DIZZY (82-54125) CHARTMASTES 1969  (9145) 
                     CLICHY (84-35494) THIRSTY THUGS 1313  (6208) 
                       LEPROSY (84-36154) THE AFFLICTED  (6313) 
                ROBERT PAULSON 75 (84-47382) PROJECT MAYHEM 28  (8184) 
                     CYMORIL FIBER (85-2327) ETERNAL HOWLIN (430)
                   HARSH GMO (85-18688) THIRSTY THUGS 170P  (3427) 
                     KRIKIT (85-40358) UNKNOWN LEGACY 42  (7366) 
                      EXTREME TEAL (85-46601) TAMPA 19A  (8502) 
                      CLARK (85-51321) HELLO DARKNESS 16  (9356) 
                           TOXIN (85-54664) ERR 26  (2621) 
                        AVIAG (86-24310) LIZARD ARMY 3  (4457) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes