DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/07/2025    Duedate: 11/03/2025

ERINIKA ARENA

DM 73    TURN 424

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HEARTY SUSAN
WHISKEY (671)
(73-5885) [20-8-0,146]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HEARTY SUSAN                   OTTAWA SENATOR
WHISKEY (671)                  CAPITALISTS (631)
(73-5885) [20-8-0,146]         (73-5500) [4-0-0,121]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BLENDING BOWL                  LONGORIA
RYAN'S SHOWS (676)             FAR TRAVELERS (1342)
(73-6173) [12-20-2,72]         (73-11349) [3-2-0,40]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MONGOL HORDE (658)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RYAN'S SHOWS (676)            40 
2. SUPER STARS (629)             30    WHISKEY (671)
3. CAPITALISTS (631)             29    Unchartered Team
4. SCHOLASTIC NUTS (996)         21 
5. CALENDAR GIRLS (453)          19    SCHOLASTIC NUTS (996)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       10   0  0 100.   1/ 2 MONGOL HORDE (658)        7  1 1
 2- 2*JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)        8   0  1 100.   2/ 3 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       5  3 0
 3- 3*JUDGEMENT 39 (1327)        3   0  1 100.   3/ 6 ALPHABET SOUP (39)        5  3 0
 4- 4*SMURF HORDE 6 (1422)       2   0  1 100.   4/ 5*CAPITALISTS (631)         5  3 0
 5- 6*SMURF HORDE 1 (1417)       1   0  1 100.   5/ 4 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        5  3 0
 6- 7*SMURF HORDE 10 (1426)      1   0  1 100.   6/ 0 BASH BROS PROJECT (1493)  5  4 0
 7- 8*SMURF HORDE 18 (1434)      1   0  1 100.   7- 1 BEWARE (1491)             4  1 0
 8- 5*SMURF HORDE 44 (1460)      1   0  1 100.   8/17 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      4  1 0
 9-18*SMURF HORDE 46 (1462)      1   0  0 100.   9/13 SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)     3  0 0
10/ 0*SCHOLASTIC NUTS (996)      1   0  0 100.  10/63 SUE'S BOYS (632)          3  2 0
11-12*SMURF HORDE 55 (1471)      1   0  0 100.  11/ 7 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     3  5 0
12-10*SMURF HORDE 4 (1420)       1   0  0 100.  12- 9*SMURF HORDE 6 (1422)      2  0 1
13-11*SMURF HORDE 8 (1424)       1   0  0 100.  13/31 SS06 01 (1150)            2  0 0
14-13*SMURF HORDE 22 (1438)      1   0  0 100.  14/43 SS02 1 (1313)             2  0 0
15-14*SMURF HORDE 23 (1439)      1   0  0 100.  15/30*JOHNNY TAKES (1409)       2  0 0
16-15*SMURF HORDE 31 (1447)      1   0  0 100.  16/11 WHISKEY (671)             2  0 0
17-16*SMURF HORDE 38 (1454)      1   0  0 100.  17/12 SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)     2  1 0
18-17*SMURF HORDE 40 (1456)      1   0  0 100.  18/61 JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)       2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19- 9*SMURF HORDE 41 (1457)      1   0  0 100.  19/14 SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)     2  1 0
20-19*SMURF HORDE 43 (1459)      1   0  0 100.  20/15 SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)     2  1 0
21-20*SMURF HORDE 45 (1461)      1   0  0 100.  21/59 GAMMA WORLD (1403)        2  1 0
22-21 JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)        9   1  0 90.0  22/ 8 FAR TRAVELERS IV (1416)   2  1 0
23-23*JUDGEMENT 11 (1116)        7   1  2 87.5  23/16 RYTSARI (1363)            2  2 0
24-24 EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)  12   3  0 80.0  24/54 SUPER STARS (629)         2  2 0
25-25 LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)      8   2  1 80.0  25-23*SMURF HORDE 44 (1460)     1  0 1
26-26*JUDGEMENT 38 (1322)        4   1  0 80.0  26-20*SMURF HORDE 1 (1417)      1  0 1
27-27 2416 BOURBON ST (1492)    11   3  1 78.6  27-21*SMURF HORDE 10 (1426)     1  0 1
28/31*JOHNNY TAKES (1409)        7   2  0 77.8  28-22*SMURF HORDE 18 (1434)     1  0 1
29-28 BEWARE (1491)             38  11  1 77.6  29-24 LUDUS MAGNUS (793)        1  0 1
30/29 WHISKEY (671)             36  11  1 76.6  30-49 JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)       1  0 0
31-30 LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)     9   3  2 75.0  31/ 0 FAR TRAVELERS II (1348)   1  0 0
32/33 MONGOL HORDE (658)       156  53 12 74.6  32-47*SMURF HORDE 46 (1462)     1  0 0
33-34 EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)  11   4  0 73.3  33-46*SMURF HORDE 45 (1461)     1  0 0
34-36 LUDUS MAGNUS (793)        23   9  2 71.9  34-33*JUDGEMENT 39 (1327)       1  0 0
35/37 SUPER STARS (629)        114  46  4 71.3  35-45 LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)     1  0 0
36/38 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)     113  47  3 70.6  36-35 JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       1  0 0
37-39 2212 BOURBON ST (1489)    16   7  1 69.6  37-41*JUDGEMENT 11 (1116)       1  0 0
38/41 SS02 1 (1313)             24  11  3 68.6  38/ 0*SCHOLASTIC NUTS (996)     1  0 0
39/42 SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)     24  11  0 68.6  39-32 LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)   1  0 0
40/35*CAPITALISTS (631)         10   5  0 66.7  40-25 JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)       1  0 0
41-45*YUPPIE IDIOMS 222 (1243)   2   1  0 66.7  41-27*SMURF HORDE 4 (1420)      1  0 0
42/40 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     72  37  8 66.1  42-29*SMURF HORDE 8 (1424)      1  0 0
43/46 SUE'S BOYS (632)         102  54  7 65.4  43-34*JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)       1  0 0
44/43 PLAY BALL (623)           28  15  4 65.1  44-38*SMURF HORDE 22 (1438)     1  0 0
45-47 JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)        9   5  1 64.3  45-39*SMURF HORDE 23 (1439)     1  0 0
46-49 LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)     7   4  0 63.6  46-40*SMURF HORDE 31 (1447)     1  0 0
47/48 FAR TRAVELERS IV (1416)   21  13  0 61.8  47-28*SMURF HORDE 38 (1454)     1  0 0
48/ 0 BASH BROS PROJECT (1493)  28  18  0 60.9  48-42*SMURF HORDE 40 (1456)     1  0 0
49/50 SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)     21  14  4 60.0  49-26*SMURF HORDE 41 (1457)     1  0 0
50/51 SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)     21  14  2 60.0  50-44*SMURF HORDE 43 (1459)     1  0 0
51-54 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    36  25  3 59.0  51-36 LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)    1  0 0
52-56 RED BLADES (721)          19  14  1 57.6  52-48*SMURF HORDE 55 (1471)     1  0 0
53/57 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)      528 392 38 57.4  53-37 LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)    1  0 0
54/58 ALPHABET SOUP (39)       215 160 16 57.3  54-50 EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)  1  0 0
55-59 LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)    8   6  0 57.1  55-51 EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)  1  0 0
56-60*JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)         4   3  0 57.1  56-53 RED BLADES (721)          1  0 0
57/55 SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)     29  22  0 56.9  57-57 YUPPIE PANDEMIC (1170)    1  1 0
58-61 BOURBON & BLOOD (1368)    30  23  2 56.6  58/10 PLAY BALL (623)           1  1 0
59-62 MY BED BANDER (1153)      30  23  1 56.6  59/62 JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       1  2 0
60/63 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        73  56  3 56.6  60/60 SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)     1  2 0
61/64 SS06 01 (1150)            38  30  1 55.9  61/64 JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)        1  2 0
62/ 0 FAR TRAVELERS II (1348)   49  39  6 55.7  62/56*FAR TRAVELERS (1342)      1  2 0
63/65 JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)       25  20  0 55.6  63-58 EASTERN HORDE 3 (1092)    0  2 0
64/66 GAMMA WORLD (1403)        20  16  2 55.6  64-66*2228 BOURBON ST (1488)    0  2 0
65/68 SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)     19  16  0 54.3  65-70*JUDGEMENT 38 (1322)       0  1 0
66-67 EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)   7   6  2 53.8  66-72 BOURBON & BLOOD (1368)    0  1 0
67-69 YUPPIE PANDEMIC (1170)    10   9  0 52.6  67-73*JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)        0  1 0
68/70 JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       19  19  1 50.0  68-67*YUPPIE IDIOMS 222 (1243)  0  1 0
69/72 JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)        19  19  0 50.0  69-65*ON TAP 10 (1265)          0  1 0
70/73 RYTSARI (1363)            24  28  2 46.2  70-69 MY BED BANDER (1153)      0  1 0
71/71*FAR TRAVELERS (1342)       6   7  0 46.2  71-74*STEEL BLADES II (834)     0  1 0
72-74*2228 BOURBON ST (1488)     4   6  1 40.0  72-75 EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)  0  1 0
73-75*ON TAP 10 (1265)           1   3  0 25.0  73-18 2212 BOURBON ST (1489)    0  0 0
74-76*STEEL BLADES II (834)      0   1  0  0.0  74-19 2416 BOURBON ST (1492)    0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  BEWARE?  Who?  MONGOL HORDE is the top team these days, buddies!  
Managers were muttering after SUE'S BOYS showed ERINIKA what they could do:  2-0-0 to 
move up by 53.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, SS06 01 blew up the 
rankings to 18!  Perhaps it is SS02 1 members' intannibility that enabled them to 
move from 43rd to 14th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of 
francium heaved into a wet pond, JOHNNY TAKES blew up the rankings to 15!  Managers 
were muttering after JUDGEMENT 20 showed ERINIKA what they could do:  1-0-0 to move 
up by 43.  Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, GAMMA WORLD blew up the 
rankings to 38!  Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of FAR 
TRAVELERS IV.  Note their drop in the rankings from 8th to 22nd.  Watch out!!!  
Perhaps it is SUPER STARS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 54th 
to 24th last week...  (Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending their team 
manager to the Dark Arena is PLAY BALL, after suffering a 48 drop in ranking.  Say 
what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but MONGOL HORDE will tell you 
156-53-12 is nothing to laugh at...  Practice pays for BERLIN FIRE, who pummelled 
LONGORIA, to pocket 22 points.  A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and 
practice more, after losing 16 points to BERLIN FIRE.  (Discrete enough, LONGORIA?) 
Can you believe it?  PYRO SMURF apparently has better things to do as ERINIKA's 
Duelmaster than show up and fight!  In ERINIKA, nothing is permanent (except Death), 
and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, HEARTY SUSAN.  So who was the warrior seen 
charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees?  Someone's got a basic 
problem...   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like a horde of jackals fleeing from 
the lion, so did the "warriors" in ERINIKA avoid SS06 01.  Like a pup with its tail 
between its legs, RYAN'S SHOWS scurried away from SS06 01.  Oh, the shame!  Is it 
charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, 
QUIRMY is the most challenged warrior.  Them's the breaks, ANASTASIA.  Expecting fair 
challenges from MONGOL HORDE is evidently too much to ask.  KHAN TUSION overcame 
ANASTASIA with a point difference of 19.  So this is what ERINIKA calls a duel.  This 
will make an interesting tale.  Place your bets!  HANGING CHAD is the long shot of 
the week:  they challenged SHEMP, up by 26.  SHEMP had a quite go of it, putting 
HANGING CHAD in its place.  Do my ears deceive me?  THAI-DYED (outclassed by 30 
points) challenged EVANGELINA, in what promises to be a fight.(!) Like a mother cat 
batting her overly rambunctious kitten into submission, EVANGELINA quashed THAI-DYED. 
But THAI-DYED, if at first you don't succeed...   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Oh hard!  that to 
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!   
     Do not think spyreporting in ERINIKA is the highlight of my life.  As the 
seasons change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to 
leave this place.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid ERINIKA 
farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEARTY SUSAN 5885         AB 20   8  0 146         WHISKEY (671)             

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GALLUS 7024               ST 12   2  1 133         LUDUS MAGNUS (793)        
 OTTAWA SENATOR 5500       WS  4   0  0 121         CAPITALISTS (631)         
-TAGAS 9453                ST 10   0  0 118         JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       
 KHAN TUSION 7064          WS 15   7  2 116         MONGOL HORDE (658)        
 QUIRMY 10027              PR 24  11  0 113         SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)     
 MY COFFEE 9796            BA 10   8  0 110         SS06 01 (1150)            
 MECH X-4 7077                17   7  1 109         RYAN'S SHOWS (676)                       ???
-DR SMURFORKIAN 4953       ST 12   3  0 107         EVIL SMURF HORDE 7 (567)  
 DJIBOUTI CALL 7850        SL 11   7  0 104         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       
 ATLATL 11424              PL 11   7  1 103         FAR TRAVELERS II (1348)   
 S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F. 6170    SL 11   4  1 103         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        
-KERUBIEL 9434             ST  9   1  1 103         JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)       
 KHAN'S TIP ATE IT 8497    PL  9   1  0  99         MONGOL HORDE (658)        

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE LLAMA KING 7066       ST 10  11  1  98         BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     
 APRIL O'NEIL 6897         LU 19  10  0  95         CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      
-MUMIAH 9884               LU  8   0  1  94         JUDGEMENT 32 (1164)       
 SHEMP 10010               PR 19  16  0  93         SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)                    *
-HARAEL 9851               LU  9   1  0  93         JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)                      *
 ANASTASIA 11561           LU 13  10  0  92         RYTSARI (1363)            
 STINGER 5428              SL 11   5  1  92         PLAY BALL (623)           
-GANNICUS 7802             LU  9   3  2  92         LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)    
-VERUS 7773                ST  7   3  0  92         LUDUS MAGNUS XIII (908)   
 EVANGELINA 9746           PR 20  17  0  91         JUDGEMENT 20 (1125)       
 SUNSET 8436               LU 10   6  0  91         SUPER STARS (629)                        *

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUNSHINE 8437             SL 10   4  0  90         SUPER STARS (629)         
 PURE STRAIN HUMAN 11891   PL  7   4  0  90         GAMMA WORLD (1403)        
 SPORK 10039               PR 20  15  0  88         SWORD HEROES 7 (1186)     
 S.P.C.A. 8535             AB 11   9  1  88         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        
 ADOEL 9389                PR 19  19  0  87         JUDGEMENT 1 (1106)        
-SEGOVAX 7826              ST  6   2  0  86         LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)                   *
 LOOMPA 10033              PR 21  14  2  84         SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)     
 ANTONIO BROWN 6614        LU 14  10  1  84         SUE'S BOYS (632)          
-KEZEF 9436                ST  5   1  2  84         JUDGEMENT 11 (1116)                      *
 BRAVEY 10018              PR 21  14  4  81         SWORD HEROES 3 (1182)     
 DEATHOFASALESLLAMA 7016   BA 12  11  2  80         BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     
 D.N.R. 8882               WS 11   3  0  79         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        
 SERAPH 9765               PR 19  19  1  77         JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       
 BLENDING BOWL 6173        LU 12  20  2  72         RYAN'S SHOWS (676)                       *
-POLLUS 7839               ST  8   2  1  68         LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)                    *

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG CITY GREENS 8959      WS  8   4  0  66         RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        
 A CHORUS LLAMA 8962       ST  8   5  2  64         BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     
 MISS JANUARY 8325         PR 12  16  1  60         CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      
 HANGING CHAD 9007         LU  7   5  0  60         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       
-OVERDO 12395                  6   4  0  60         BASH BROS PROJECT (1493)                 ???
 KHAN STAN TINOPLE 8957    SL  5   2  0  60         MONGOL HORDE (658)        
-SMOKE 12386                   6   4  1  59         BEWARE (1491)                            ???
 SWANSEE 11984             LU  6   1  0  59         FAR TRAVELERS IV (1416)   
 KARENINA 11558                6   1  1  57         RYTSARI (1363)                           [LU-ST]

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THAI-DYED 8498            ST  7   5  0  56         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)                      *
-ROBBER 12382                  7   2  0  56         BEWARE (1491)                            ???
-ACHILLEA 9656             ST  4   3  0  55         JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)        
 CHASE CLAYPOOL 8624       LU  8   7  1  54         SUE'S BOYS (632)          
-WOLF 12385                    7   3  0  53         BEWARE (1491)                            ???
-POT HOLE 12384               10   0  0  52         BEWARE (1491)                            ???
 TEEN TITANS GO! 8961          5   0  0  50         RYAN'S SHOWS (676)                       [LU-ST]
-BULLY 12383                   8   2  0  49         BEWARE (1491)                            ???
 MY BIG BROTHER 11165          4   0  1  49         SS02 1 (1313)                            [LU-ST]
 BERLIN FIRE 5497          TP  3   1  0  49         CAPITALISTS (631)         
-PIERCED SMURF 4949        ST  5   3  0  48         EVIL SMURF HORDE 6 (566)  
-OUT OF MOP GAS 9814       LU  5   8  0  45         MY BED BANDER (1153)      
 LONGORIA 11349                3   2  0  40         FAR TRAVELERS (1342)                     [LU-ST]
 MY PER DIEM 11935         TP  5   1  0  39         JOHNNY TAKES (1409)       
-HARD WORK 12400               7   3  0  38         BASH BROS PROJECT (1493)                 ???
 M.V.P. 8951               PL  4   4  0  36         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A FREAK KHAN 9723             2   5  1  33         MONGOL HORDE (658)                       [AB-LU]
-PATTON 6397               TP  6   3  1  30         RED BLADES (721)          
-SCOPE CREEP 12397             8   2  0  29         BASH BROS PROJECT (1493)                 ???
-TOMMY BAHAMA 12366            4   4  1  29         2228 BOURBON ST (1488)                   [AB-PL]

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 REAL MADRID 5496              3   1  0  28         CAPITALISTS (631)                        [LU-TP]
-OSCA 11256                    3   0  1  27         JUDGEMENT 39 (1327)                      [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP]
 HUNGRY HUNGARY HIPPO 8950 LU  2   4  0  27         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       
-OKAY BOOMER! 10693            2   1  0  27         YUPPIE IDIOMS 222 (1243)                 [AB-PL-PS-SL-TP]

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SARIEL 11229              AB  4   1  0  21         JUDGEMENT 38 (1322)                      *
 MATH 8248                     1   0  0  21         SCHOLASTIC NUTS (996)                    [LU-PL-SL-ST-TP]
-CYANIDE SMURF 12007           1   0  0  21         SMURF HORDE 4 (1420)                     [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-SILLY SMURF 12262             1   0  0  20         SMURF HORDE 55 (1471)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-GET SMURFY 12019              1   0  0  20         SMURF HORDE 6 (1422)                     [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-JIMBO SMURF 12142             1   0  0  20         SMURF HORDE 31 (1447)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-HANGRY SMURF 12220            1   0  0  20         SMURF HORDE 46 (1462)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-HUNGRY SMURF 12208            1   0  1  16         SMURF HORDE 44 (1460)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-POSER SMURF 12076             1   0  1  16         SMURF HORDE 18 (1434)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-SUN DAZE 10825            WS  1   3  0  16         ON TAP 10 (1265)          
-AWESOME SMURF 12188           1   0  0  16         SMURF HORDE 40 (1456)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-YUCKY SMURF 12099             1   0  0  15         SMURF HORDE 22 (1438)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-ELECTRO SMURF 12205           1   0  0  15         SMURF HORDE 43 (1459)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-BOURBON SMURF 12195           1   0  0  15         SMURF HORDE 41 (1457)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-DOX SMURF 12038               1   0  1  14         SMURF HORDE 10 (1426)                    [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-SMURFASAURUS 12016            1   0  1  14         SMURF HORDE 6 (1422)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
-BANJO SMURF 12214             1   0  0  13         SMURF HORDE 45 (1461)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-ZAMBONI SMURF 12104           1   0  0  13         SMURF HORDE 23 (1439)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-WIMPY SMURF 12176             1   0  0  13         SMURF HORDE 38 (1454)                    [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-T.J. WATT 10263               1   0  0  13         SUE'S BOYS (632)                         [AB-LU-ST-TP]
-ANGRY SMURF 12028             1   0  0  13         SMURF HORDE 8 (1424)                     [AB-BA-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-DRUNKY SMURF 11991            1   0  1  12         SMURF HORDE 1 (1417)                     [AB-BA-LU-PL-PS-SL-ST-TP-WS]
 THE BOOK OF LLAMA 10262       1   1  0   8         BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)                    [AB-LU-ST-TP]
-UNFINISHED 12396              0   3  0   3         BASH BROS PROJECT (1493)                 ???

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RESTING B FACE 11885    2  2 0 ANTISOCIALS 1402     A CHORUS LLAMA 8962    421  
HEIROPHANT 11614        2  1 0 BOURBON & BLOOD 1368 A FREAK KHAN 9723      422  
WASHINGTON BULLE 5499   0  1 0 CAPITALISTS 631      KENDROL LIGHTFIN       424 NONE
SUNSET STRANGER 10127   3  4 0 DRAFT KINGS 1196     A CHORUS LLAMA 8962    420 NOT REVENGED
FLAMMA 7760            16 18 0 LUDUS MAGNUS XVI 906 DEATHOFASALESLLA 7016  420 NOT REVENGED
REESE 7345              0  1 0 STEEL BLADES II 834  DRUNKY SMURF 11991     423  
BLACK HOLE 12394        0  1 0 SUPER STARS 629      ELAYA                  424 NONE
QUARANTINE 9935         6  4 0 YUPPIE PANDEMIC 1170 GALLUS 7024            423  

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLACK HOLE was butchered by ELAYA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
WASHINGTON BULLET was murdered by KENDROL LIGHTFINGER in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
MECH X-4 demolished SPORK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
THE LLAMA KING was bested by QUIRMY in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
KHAN TUSION subdued ANASTASIA in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
MY COFFEE vanquished S.P.C.A. in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DJIBOUTI CALL overpowered BRAVEY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
A CHORUS LLAMA was overpowered by ADOEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SUNSET won victory over SERAPH in a popular 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
DEATHOFASALESLLAMA lost to PURE STRAIN HUMAN in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
HANGING CHAD was overpowered by SHEMP in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
THAI-DYED was overpowered by EVANGELINA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BIG CITY GREENS slimly won victory over SWANSEE in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
MY BIG BROTHER subdued M.V.P. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge match.
KHAN'S TIP ATE IT handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F. vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HEARTY SUSAN vanquished LOOMPA in a 1 minute one-sided Title fray.
OTTAWA SENATOR devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
STINGER was defeated by ATLATL in a exciting 2 minute brutal veteran's bout.
SUNSHINE beat VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody fight.
BLENDING BOWL was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 3 minute veteran's bout.
ANTONIO BROWN demolished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
APRIL O'NEIL vanquished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
D.N.R. defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute match.
KHAN STAN TINOPLE overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TEEN TITANS GO! overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KARENINA savagely defeated REAL MADRID in a exciting 5 minute gruesome bout.
MISS JANUARY overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
CHASE CLAYPOOL handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LONGORIA was unbelievably bested by BERLIN FIRE in a popular 9 minute gory bout.
MY PER DIEM unbelievably bested A FREAK KHAN in a popular 2 minute fray.
HUNGRY HUNGARY HIPPO was beaten by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 2 minute gory match.
THE BOOK OF LLAMA was overpowered by MATH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         WALL OF STEEL     15 -   4 -  1      79  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  20 -  9      71  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    46 -  24 -  4      66  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   8 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        42 -  26 -  1      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  10 -  2      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     44 -  43 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  14 -  1      33  |

Turn 424 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         4  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  7                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       HEARTY SUSAN 5885          20   8  0  146 WHISKEY (671)
WALL OF STEEL    OTTAWA SENATOR 5500         4   0  0  121 CAPITALISTS (631)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    QUIRMY 10027               24  11  0  113 SWORD HEROES 5 (1184)
BASHING ATTACK   MY COFFEE 9796             10   8  0  110 SS06 01 (1150)
LUNGING ATTACK   MECH X-4 7077              17   7  1  109 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
SLASHING ATTACK  DJIBOUTI CALL 7850         11   7  0  104 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)
PARRY-LUNGE      ATLATL 11424               11   7  1  103 FAR TRAVELERS II (1348)
STRIKING ATTACK  A CHORUS LLAMA 8962         8   5  2   64 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
TOTAL PARRY      BERLIN FIRE 5497            3   1  0   49 CAPITALISTS (631)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLENDING BOWL 6173.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LONGORIA 11349.  The ten other most popular fighters were KARENINA 11558, 
SWANSEE 11984, A FREAK KHAN 9723, HUNGRY HUNGARY HIPPO 8950, SUNSET 8436, MY BIG 
BROTHER 11165, STINGER 5428, SUNSHINE 8437, BLENDING BOWL 6173, and ANASTASIA 11561.

The least popular fighter this week was THE BOOK OF LLAMA 10262.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LOOMPA 10033, THAI-DYED 8498, BRAVEY 10018, S.P.C.A. 8535, 
SPORK 10039, REAL MADRID 5496, M.V.P. 8951, SERAPH 9765, A CHORUS LLAMA 8962, and 
DJIBOUTI CALL 7850.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

HEARTY SUSAN (73-5885) WHISKEY (671)
APRIL O'NEIL (73-6897) CALENDAR GIRLS (453)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

PYRO SMURF (73-4937) EVIL SMURF HORDE 3 (563)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, a few additional warriors graduated 
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                       THUMBSCREW (2-2622) IN COLD BLOOD  (329) 
                      YORKE (7-6040) IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS  (396) 
                       LUNACY (60-9545) HORRID INSTANITY  (716) 
                    MR. CARTER (72-10604) PORKY'S REVENGE  (1415) 
                  SCHNOOKLEWUGGY (84-16559) SUPE FORCES 9A03  (2926) 
                     DOLEMITE (85-24265) HOWLIN' CLASSICS  (4686) 
                    EXTERMINATOR (86-1006) HOWLING GRIBBLE  (171) 
                   FRED SAVAGE CEO (86-18759) THE PURGE 249  (3461) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes