DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/14/2026    Duedate: 08/10/2026

ERINIKA ARENA

DM 73    TURN 434

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS
THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
(73-1807) [7-8-0,205]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS            OTTAWA SENATOR
THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)       CAPITALISTS (631)
(73-1807) [7-8-0,205]          (73-5500) [6-0-0,135]

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

BLENDING BOWL                  S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F.
RYAN'S SHOWS (676)             ALPHABET SOUP (39)
(73-6173) [12-22-2,74]         (73-6170) [12-5-1,99]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

DARQUE WATERS (717)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)      131
2. DARQUE WATERS (717)           49    LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)
3. SUE'S BOYS (632)              25    Unchartered Team
4. ON TAP 10 (1265)              23 
5. SMURF HORDE 50 (1466)         22    JUDGEMENT 42 (1330)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*JUDGEMENT 42 (1330)        5   0  1 100.   1/ 1 DARQUE WATERS (717)       6  9 0
 2- 2*SMURF HORDE 38 (1454)      4   0  1 100.   2/ 6 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     5  1 0
 3/ 5*JUDGEMENT 28 (1160)        4   0  0 100.   3/19 MONGOL HORDE (658)        5  2 0
 4- 4*SMURF HORDE 41 (1457)      3   0  1 100.   4/ 4*JUDGEMENT 42 (1330)       4  0 1
 5- 6*SMURF HORDE 55 (1471)      3   0  0 100.   5/20 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        4  2 0
 6/ 9*SMURF HORDE 7 (1423)       3   0  0 100.   6/16 TEABAG@NOLA 23.3 (1481)   3  0 1
 7/ 0*SMURF HORDE 50 (1466)      1   0  1 100.   7/ 2*JUDGEMENT 28 (1160)       3  0 0
 8-10*FAR TRAVELERS 2629 (1588)  1   0  0 100.   8/ 8 LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)    3  0 0
 9-11*SMURF HORDE 27 (1443)      1   0  0 100.   9/14*SMURF HORDE 7 (1423)      3  0 0
10-13 JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       12   1  0 92.3  10/40 SUE'S BOYS (632)          3  1 0
11-14 JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)       12   2  1 85.7  11/21 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       3  5 0
12-15*JUDGEMENT 38 (1322)        5   1  0 83.3  12/44 ALPHABET SOUP (39)        3  5 0
13/ 1*SMURF HORDE 45 (1461)      5   1  0 83.3  13/ 0 BECAUSE HA (1591)         2  0 1
14/16*SMURF HORDE 40 (1456)      4   1  0 80.0  14/ 0 FURIOUS FOOD (1593)       2  0 1
15/18 LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)    12   4  0 75.0  15- 7*SMURF HORDE 41 (1457)     2  0 1
16/20*SLIGHT BESIDE THEM (1370)  6   2  2 75.0  16/34 MY BED BANDER (1153)      2  0 0
17/ 7*JUDGEMENT 30 (1162)        3   1  0 75.0  17-11 JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)       2  0 0
18/ 8*SMURF HORDE 4 (1420)       3   1  0 75.0  18/27*TEABAG@HAWAII (1369)      2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 MONGOL HORDE (658)       161  55 12 74.5  19-15*SMURF HORDE 38 (1454)     2  0 0
20-19 JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)       13   5  1 72.2  20- 9 JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)       2  0 0
21/21 SUPER STARS (629)        116  48  4 70.7  21/10*JUDGEMENT 18 (1123)       2  1 0
22/22 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)     114  48  3 70.4  22/ 3*JUDGEMENT 30 (1162)       2  1 0
23-23 SS02 1 (1313)             26  11  3 70.3  23/18 SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)     2  1 0
24-24 LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)      9   4  1 69.2  24/13*SMURF HORDE 4 (1420)      2  1 0
25-25 LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)    11   5  2 68.8  25/33*SMURF HORDE 40 (1456)     2  1 0
26/26 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     77  38  8 67.0  26/ 5*SMURF HORDE 45 (1461)     2  1 0
27/30 TEABAG@NOLA 23.3 (1481)   14   7  1 66.7  27/39 SUPER STARS (629)         2  2 0
28/34*TEABAG@HAWAII (1369)       6   3  1 66.7  28/42*CAPITALISTS (631)         2  2 0
29/29 SUE'S BOYS (632)         105  55  7 65.6  29/43*DOESN'T CARE (1587)       2  3 0
30/ 0 FURIOUS FOOD (1593)       31  17  3 64.6  30/ 0 THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)  2  3 0
31/36*CAPITALISTS (631)         12   7  0 63.2  31/ 0*SMURF HORDE 50 (1466)     1  0 1
32-33 SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)     27  16  2 62.8  32-25 SS02 1 (1313)             1  0 0
33/35 DEFROSTED (1144)          40  24  0 62.5  33-23 LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)     1  0 0
34/31 DEAD CONSERVATISM (1378)  19  12  1 61.3  34-28*SMURF HORDE 27 (1443)     1  0 0
35/27*JUDGEMENT 18 (1123)        6   4  1 60.0  35/55 DEFROSTED (1144)          1  0 0
36-38 JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)         6   4  0 60.0  36-12 SWORD HEROES 6 (1185)     1  0 0
37-39*RIFF'S FAV SAYINGS (1253)  3   2  0 60.0  37/ 0*RIFF SAID IT (1251)       1  0 0
38/37 RED BLADES (721)          23  16  1 59.0  38-30*SMURF HORDE 55 (1471)     1  0 0
39/ 0 BECAUSE HA (1591)         25  18  5 58.1  39-22*JUDGEMENT 38 (1322)       1  0 0
40/44 DARQUE WATERS (717)       61  44  7 58.1  40-24*FAR TRAVELERS 2629 (1588) 1  0 0
41/46 MY BED BANDER (1153)      34  25  1 57.6  41-26 JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)        1  0 0
42-41 SCUM & VILLAINY (1503)    81  60  6 57.4  42/46*SLIGHT BESIDE THEM (1370) 1  1 1
43/42 WORLDWIDE GORE (36)      531 397 38 57.2  43-35 LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)    1  1 0
44/47 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)        77  58  3 57.0  44/53*JUDGEMENT 23 (1128)       1  1 0
45/45 ALPHABET SOUP (39)       218 165 16 56.9  45-37*SMURF HORDE 34 (1450)     1  1 0
46/48 SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)     25  20  0 55.6  46/54*ON TAP 10 (1265)          1  1 0
47/ 0 THINGS GEORGE DOES (183) 116  97 12 54.5  47/31 CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      1  1 0
48/ 0 ROUTE 84 (414)            15  13  0 53.6  48/32 RED BLADES (721)          1  1 0
49/49 JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       24  24  1 50.0  49/36*SMURF HORDE 22 (1438)     1  2 0
50/43*WISCONSIN BREW 3 (1195)    4   4  0 50.0  50/17 JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       1  2 0
51/28*SMURF HORDE 22 (1438)      2   2  0 50.0  51/41*FAR TRAVELERS III (1357)  1  3 0
52/ 0*RIFF SAID IT (1251)        2   2  0 50.0  52-45 SCUM & VILLAINY (1503)    1  4 0
53-50*SMURF HORDE 34 (1450)      1   1  0 50.0  53/47 DEAD CONSERVATISM (1378)  0  2 0
54-51 TOP FIVE MARKS (1408)      9  10  0 47.4  54/51*WISCONSIN BREW 3 (1195)   0  2 0
55-52 JUNGLE CRUISE (1366)      23  26  3 46.9  55/ 0 ROUTE 84 (414)            0  2 0
56-53*HOPE 4 (11)                8  12  2 40.0  56-38 JUNGLE CRUISE (1366)      0  1 0
57/54*ON TAP 10 (1265)           4   6  0 40.0  57-50 JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       0  1 0
58/57*JUDGEMENT 23 (1128)        2   3  0 40.0  58-48*RIFF'S FAV SAYINGS (1253) 0  1 0
59/56*DOESN'T CARE (1587)        5  11  0 31.2  59-49 TOP FIVE MARKS (1408)     0  1 0
60/55*FAR TRAVELERS III (1357)   1   3  0 25.0  63-56*HOPE 4 (11)               0  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly ERINIKA games.  I have begun to suspect trickery on 
the part of MONGOL HORDE.  How else weeks like this one's 3-1-0?  How else the sudden 
move to 3rd team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with RYAN'S 
SHOWS' team record!  A 2-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 5th place ranking.  I 
have begun to suspect trickery on the part of SUE'S BOYS.  How else weeks like this 
one's 2-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 10th team?  The proverbial rising comet can 
only hope to compare with ALPHABET SOUP's team record!  A 2-2-0 week and now a firm 
grasp on a 12th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of MY 
BED BANDER.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 16th 
team?  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you 
fall.  This week JUDGEMENT 18 went 0-1-0 and fell 11 notches into 21st!  JUDGEMENT 30 
bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 22nd 
position as the result of going 0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the 
higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week SMURF HORDE 4 went 0-1-0 and fell 11 
notches into 24th!  SMURF HORDE 45 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings 
this week as they dropped to 26th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  The 
proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare with SUPER STARS' team record!  A 
1-1-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 27th place ranking.  I have begun to suspect 
trickery on the part of CAPITALISTS.  How else weeks like this one's 1-0-0?  How else 
the sudden move to 28th team?  The proverbial rising comet can only hope to compare 
with DOESN'T CARE's team record!  A 1-0-0 week and now a firm grasp on a 29th place 
ranking.  I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of DEFROSTED.  How else weeks 
like this one's 1-0-0?  How else the sudden move to 35th team?  My tutors were fond 
of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you fall.  This week CALENDAR GIRLS 
went 0-1-0 and fell 16 notches into 47th!  RED BLADES bore the brunt of major assault 
on their standings this week as they dropped to 48th position as the result of going 
0-1-0!  My tutors were fond of telling me that the higher you rise the harder you 
fall.  This week SMURF HORDE 22 went 0-1-0 and fell 13 notches into 49th!  JUDGEMENT 
24 bore the brunt of major assault on their standings this week as they dropped to 
50th position as the result of going 0-1-0!  HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS caught the eye of 
many in the gladiatorial commission as it skillfully bested CAROLINA and was awarded 
135 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, HEADBUTTS 
BASEBALLS put down CAROLINA, causing him to lose 32 points of recognition in the 
process.  Most watched of the fights this week, the spotlight was on ANODINE as he 
bore arms against the Dark Arena Challenge of reigning Duelmaster GLITTER BOMB.  
Although ANODINE made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of 
victorious GLITTER BOMB.  No confirmation, but my sources claim that the top team has 
gained their position using magical aids.  Charmed weapons perhaps?   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city ERINIKA.  ERINIKA, city of gladiators!  Mighty among the names of thy 
guilds is SS02 1, a guild shunned and avoided by many in the weekly duels.  If you 
didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find any of SUPER STARS 
last week.  Busy avoiding SS02 1?  Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it 
but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after SCURVY SERPENT.  Watch your 
back!  A match that raised a few eyebrows at the games this week, it seems that A 
CHORUS LLAMA posted a challenge against the more highly recognized SCURVY SERPENT.  
The results, you ask?  Well, the firebrand A CHORUS LLAMA was defeated by SCURVY 
SERPENT.  Remember warriors, this is the discipline of steel.   
     What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his 
foe's mortality?  GLITTER BOMB has sworn to take up religion upon living to tell of 
his recent bout with the Dark Arena horrors.  A rare thing indeed!  My condolences to 
JUDGEMENT 18 for their loss of a very promising warrior, APPDYON.  APPDYON went to 
doom before the arms of MANNERS TO SUIT, a warrior of SLIGHT BESIDE THEM.  Some say a 
warrior is judged by the way he bears arms.  One thing is sure, better a dagger in 
hand then a sword on the belt!   
     The girls are as pretty in ERINIKA as ever I remembered them....and the fighters 
as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy 
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city.  Depart I must and soon!  Till we meet 
again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms no one; a 
lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS 1807      7   8  0 205         THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)                 [AB-PR-ST]

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KERUBIEL 9434             ST 13   1  1 139         JUDGEMENT 10 (1115)       
 OTTAWA SENATOR 5500       WS  6   0  0 135         CAPITALISTS (631)         
 SEGOVAX 7826              ST 11   2  0 129         LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)    
 MECH X-4 7077                19   7  1 123         RYAN'S SHOWS (676)                       ???
 THE BLACK DEATH 6371      SL 15   6  2 115         DARQUE WATERS (717)       
 OUT OF MOP GAS 9814       LU  9  10  0 112         MY BED BANDER (1153)      
 THE LLAMA KING 7066       ST 12  11  1 106         BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     
-HARAEL 9851                  12   2  1 106         JUDGEMENT 26 (1158)                      [AB-BA-PL-PR-ST-WS]
 ANTONIO BROWN 6614        LU 16  10  1 105         SUE'S BOYS (632)          
 SCURVY SERPENT 6374       SL 16   5  1 105         DARQUE WATERS (717)       
 SUNSHINE 8437             SL 12   4  0 103         SUPER STARS (629)         

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F. 6170    SL 12   5  1  99         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        
 DJIBOUTI CALL 7850        SL 12   8  0  99         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       
 SERAPH 9765               PR 24  24  1  97         JUDGEMENT 24 (1146)       
-GANNICUS 7802             LU 11   5  2  97         LUDUS MAGNUS LXX (914)    
 KHAN TUSION 7064          WS 16   8  2  96         MONGOL HORDE (658)        
 S.P.C.A. 8535             AB 12  10  1  96         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        
 SHEMP 10010               PR 25  20  0  95         SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)     
 KHAN'S TIP ATE IT 8497    PL 10   2  0  92         MONGOL HORDE (658)        

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATHOFASALESLLAMA 7016   BA 14  11  2  90         BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     
 SUNSET 8436               LU 10   8  0  88         SUPER STARS (629)                        *
-TAGAS 9453                ST 12   1  0  85         JUDGEMENT 14 (1119)       
 THE POISON ANGER 6372     SL 12   9  0  79         DARQUE WATERS (717)       
 CAROLINA 3670             SL  9   5  0  75         ROUTE 84 (414)            
 BLENDING BOWL 6173        LU 12  22  2  74         RYAN'S SHOWS (676)                       *
 A CHORUS LLAMA 8962       ST  9   6  2  72         BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)     
 HANGING CHAD 9007         LU  8   6  0  71         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       
-MY BIG BROTHER 11165      LU  6   0  1  71         SS02 1 (1313)                            *
-POLLUS 7839               ST  9   4  1  70         LUDUS MAGNUS CM (921)                    *

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEEN TITANS GO! 8961          7   0  0  66         RYAN'S SHOWS (676)                       [LU-ST]
 SNORKEL BOB 11631             6   2  1  66         TEABAG@HAWAII (1369)                     [AB-LU-PR-ST]
 KHAN STAN TINOPLE 8957    SL  6   2  0  66         MONGOL HORDE (658)        
 D.N.R. 8882               WS 11   5  0  65         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        
-ACHILLEA 9656             ST  6   4  0  65         JUDGEMENT 4 (1109)        
 CHASE CLAYPOOL 8624       LU  9   8  1  63         SUE'S BOYS (632)          
 DREAMS OF GREEN 3905      TP 11   4  0  62         THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)  
 MISS JANUARY 8325         PR 13  17  1  61         CALENDAR GIRLS (453)      
 SUN DAZE 10825            WS  4   5  0  59         ON TAP 10 (1265)          
 MANNERS TO SUIT 11635     PL  4   2  1  58         SLIGHT BESIDE THEM (1370) 

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AWESOME SMURF 12188           4   1  0  54         SMURF HORDE 40 (1456)                    [AB-LU-ST-TP]
 THAI-DYED 8498            ST  8   6  0  53         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)                      *
 A FREAK KHAN 9723             4   5  1  51         MONGOL HORDE (658)                       [AB-LU]
 BANJO SMURF 12214             5   1  0  50         SMURF HORDE 45 (1461)                    [AB-ST]
-LEAKY 11695               LU  4   2  0  50         JUNGLE CRUISE (1366)                     *
 TORTURES TOES 3906        TP 11   5  0  46         THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)                 *
-BERLIN FIRE 5497          TP  3   2  0  45         CAPITALISTS (631)         
-SILLY SMURF 12262         ST  3   0  0  44         SMURF HORDE 55 (1471)     
 PATTON 6397               TP 10   4  1  43         RED BLADES (721)          
 ANAUEL 9864                   4   0  0  43         JUDGEMENT 28 (1160)                      [AB-ST-TP]
 USE AND WONT 11677        PL  5   4  0  42         DEAD CONSERVATISM (1378)                 *
 PASCAL MAGI 6425          SL  7   8  0  39         DARQUE WATERS (717)                      *
 M.V.P. 8951               PL  5   5  0  37         ALPHABET SOUP (39)        
 ACTUAL SMURF 12023            3   0  0  35         SMURF HORDE 7 (1423)                     [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP]

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOWY EVENING 9704        AB  4   6  0  33         DEFROSTED (1144)                         *
 SHINGLES 12984                4   1  0  33         DOESN'T CARE (1587)                      [AB-LU-SL-ST-TP]
 MERCY 11270               ST  3   0  1  33         JUDGEMENT 42 (1330)       
-X-FACTOR SMURF 12178          2   0  0  33         SMURF HORDE 38 (1454)                    [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
-BOURBON SMURF 12195           3   0  1  30         SMURF HORDE 41 (1457)                    [AB-LU-ST-TP-WS]
-MORDANTIA 12472               3   2  0  30         SCUM & VILLAINY (1503)               [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
 CYANIDE SMURF 12007           3   1  0  29         SMURF HORDE 4 (1420)                     [AB-LU-ST-TP]
 LAYLA 9497                    2   1  0  29         JUDGEMENT 23 (1128)                      [AB-LU-ST]
 HUNGRY HUNGARY HIPPO 8950 LU  2   6  0  28         WORLDWIDE GORE (36)       
-SARIEL 11229              AB  5   1  0  25         JUDGEMENT 38 (1322)                      *
 SUCKS DIRT 4044               5   4  0  25         THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)                 [BA-LU-ST-TP]

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YUCKY SMURF 12099         LU  2   2  0  25         SMURF HORDE 22 (1438)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEHIEL 9874                   3   1  0  22         JUDGEMENT 30 (1162)                      [AB-ST-TP]
 GET SMURFED 12238             1   0  1  22         SMURF HORDE 50 (1466)                    [AB-BA-LU-PR-PS-SL-ST-TP]
-REAL MADRID 5496              3   2  0  21         CAPITALISTS (631)                        [LU-TP]
-FREAKY SMURF 12125            1   0  0  21         SMURF HORDE 27 (1443)                    [AB-LU-PR-ST-TP-WS]
-MAKER'S 11930             SL  3   4  0  20         TOP FIVE MARKS (1408)                    *
-NAPPING SMURF 12157           1   1  0  20         SMURF HORDE 34 (1450)                    [AB-LU-PS-SL-ST-TP]
 CARTER 5951                   2   1  0  18         ROUTE 84 (414)                           [AB-ST]
 TOUSSAINT 11514               1   1  0  18         FAR TRAVELERS III (1357)                 [AB-LU-ST-TP]
-OURANIA 11271             AB  1   0  0  17         JUDGEMENT 42 (1330)       
-LUCERA 12987                  1   0  0  15         FAR TRAVELERS 2629 (1588)                ???
-HONEY BADGER 12980            0   5  0  15         DOESN'T CARE (1587)                      ???
 CLASSIC MOVE 10754            1   0  0  13         RIFF SAID IT (1251)                      [AB-LU-PR-SL-ST-TP]
 POPS A CORK 4395              2   3  1  10         THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)                 [AB-BA-LU-PS-ST-TP]
-IAYE CANDY 12464              0   2  0   8         SCUM & VILLAINY (1503)               [AB-LU-PS-SL-ST-TP]
-REAMED ROOKIE 10764           0   1  0   5         RIFF'S FAV SAYINGS (1253)                ???

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
NAUTIC HEX 12997        0  2 0 DARQUE WATERS 717    GET SMURFED 12238      434  
APPDYON 9475            4  1 0 JUDGEMENT 18 1123    MANNERS TO SUIT 11635  434  
RATIONAL HAZE 11692     2  2 0 WISCONSIN BREW  1195 MERCY 11270            434  

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GLITTER BOMB butchered ANODINE in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ANTONIO BROWN vanquished SERAPH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
OUT OF MOP GAS subdued S.P.C.A. in a crowd pleasing 3 minute expert's Challenge fight.
KHAN'S TIP ATE IT was devastated by SEGOVAX in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
HANGING CHAD was subdued by SHEMP in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
A CHORUS LLAMA was vanquished by SCURVY SERPENT in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SNORKEL BOB beat THAI-DYED in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MANNERS TO SUIT put to death APPDYON in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
CHASE CLAYPOOL won victory over BANJO SMURF in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
A FREAK KHAN vanquished CYANIDE SMURF in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
HUNGRY HUNGARY HIPPO slimly lost to ACTUAL SMURF in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
M.V.P. defeated YUCKY SMURF in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
SNOWY EVENING beat MEHIEL in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
SUNSET was overpowered by THE BLACK DEATH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
DJIBOUTI CALL handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MECH X-4 savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute bloody brawl.
THE LLAMA KING overcame KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute expert's fight.
KHAN TUSION overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
SUNSHINE overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F. bested KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 3 minute brutal veteran's fight.
OTTAWA SENATOR beat VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute veteran's match.
CAROLINA was handily defeated by HEADBUTTS BASEBALLS in a 1 minute Title competition.
BLENDING BOWL was savagely defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 6 minute fight.
DEATHOFASALESLLAMA overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven fray.
D.N.R. was viciously subdued by THE POISON ANGER in a 2 minute veteran's contest.
TEEN TITANS GO! overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
KHAN STAN TINOPLE vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MISS JANUARY was narrowly defeated by SUN DAZE in a action packed 6 minute gory duel.
DREAMS OF GREEN unbelievably bested USE AND WONT in a unpopular 11 minute bout.
PATTON was viciously subdued by AWESOME SMURF in a 2 minute gory bout.
TORTURES TOES was narrowly defeated by ANAUEL in a dull 10 minute gory duel.
PASCAL MAGI overpowered CARTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SUCKS DIRT was overpowered by SHINGLES in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MERCY executed RATIONAL HAZE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TOUSSAINT was devastated by LAYLA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NAUTIC HEX was viciously butchered by GET SMURFED in a 2 minute brutal battle.
POPS A CORK was bested by CLASSIC MOVE in a 1 minute beginner's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  15 -  3      75  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         PARRY-RIPOSTE     41 -  20 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    52 -  28 -  4      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         TOTAL PARRY       16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   4 -  2      64  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  25 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         AIMED BLOW        15 -  14 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE       11 -  15 -  1      42  |

Turn 434 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  6                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    OTTAWA SENATOR 5500         6   0  0  135 CAPITALISTS (631)
STRIKING ATTACK  SEGOVAX 7826               11   2  0  129 LUDUS MAGNUS CCC (918)
LUNGING ATTACK   MECH X-4 7077              19   7  1  123 RYAN'S SHOWS (676)
SLASHING ATTACK  THE BLACK DEATH 6371       15   6  2  115 DARQUE WATERS (717)
AIMED BLOW       S.P.C.A. 8535              12  10  1   96 ALPHABET SOUP (39)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SHEMP 10010                25  20  0   95 SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)
PARRY-LUNGE      KHAN'S TIP ATE IT 8497     10   2  0   92 MONGOL HORDE (658)
BASHING ATTACK   DEATHOFASALESLLAMA 7016    14  11  2   90 BROADWAY LLAMAS (792)
TOTAL PARRY      DREAMS OF GREEN 3905       11   4  0   62 THINGS GEORGE DOES (183)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLENDING BOWL 6173.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was S.U.N.Y. - E.S.F. 6170.  The ten other most popular fighters were OUT OF MOP 
GAS 9814, BLENDING BOWL 6173, MISS JANUARY 8325, SUN DAZE 10825, THE BLACK DEATH 
6371, THE POISON ANGER 6372, TEEN TITANS GO! 8961, GET SMURFED 12238, SNORKEL BOB 
11631, and ACTUAL SMURF 12023.

The least popular fighter this week was DREAMS OF GREEN 3905.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ANAUEL 9864, TORTURES TOES 3906, MEHIEL 9874, RATIONAL HAZE 
11692, SUCKS DIRT 4044, CARTER 5951, PATTON 6397, USE AND WONT 11677, CAROLINA 3670, 
and YUCKY SMURF 12099.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

THE BLACK DEATH (73-6371) DARQUE WATERS (717)
SCURVY SERPENT (73-6374) DARQUE WATERS (717)
SHEMP (73-10010) SWORD HEROES 2 (1181)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GLITTER BOMB (73-12326) TEABAG@NOLA 23.3 (1481)

                            TV Percentages for Mail-in 83

  
Number of Warriors Who Participated in Each Tournament Class
      Prim  Cont  Elig  ADM   Fres  Chal  Cham  Adep  Init  Appr  Rook   
STYLE  200   201   202   203   204   205   206   207   208   209   210    ALL      %          
TP       2    10     5    18    40    42    19    27    37    27    50    277    10.8% 
PS       6     7     2     7     9     4     5    10    16    15    12     93     3.6% 
PR       7     8     6     8    17    16     9    13    18    18    28    148     5.8% 
PL       8     8     9    13     7    12     8    17    12    14    16    124     4.8% 
WS      12    14     9    13    17    24     8    17    32    17    18    181     7.0% 
AB      70    46    27    27    19    32     5    27    26    32    97    408    15.9% 
ST       9     3     2     7    13    38    44    54    55    74   106    405    15.8% 
SL       7     8     7    10    14    35    21    26    36    48    49    261    10.2% 
BA       3     9     5     7    26     5     5    12    18    16    35    141     5.5% 
LU      16    25    18    37    29   113    44    46    62    66    76    532    20.7% 
ALL    140   138    90   147   191   321   168   249   312   327   487   2570   100.0% 
  
Number of TVs in Each Tournament Class
      Prim  Cont  Elig  ADM   Fres  Chal  Cham  Adep  Init  Appr  Rook 
STYLE  200   201   202   203   204   205   206   207   208   209   210   ALL    % 
TP       0     1     0     3     6     2     3     1     2     0     4    22   0.9% 
PS       0     0     0     1     0     1     0     0     0     1     0     3   0.1% 
PR       0     0     0     0     1     0     1     1     1     1     2     7   0.3% 
PL       0     0     1     0     0     0     0     2     0     0     2     5   0.2% 
WS       0     3     0     0     0     1     2     1     0     1     2    10   0.4% 
AB      19     5     2     1     2     1     0     0     1     3    12    46   1.8% 
ST       0     0     0     0     2     0     3     7    11     6     5    34   1.3% 
SL       0     0     0     0     0     3     1     2     3     4     1    14   0.5% 
BA       0     0     0     0     4     0     0     0     0     0     1     5   0.2% 
LU       0     3     2     5     1    13     2     3     3     2     4    38   1.5% 
ALL     19    12     5    10    16    21    12    17    21    18    33   184   7.2% 
  
TV Percentages within the Style 
      Prim  Cont  Elig  ADM   Fres  Chal  Cham  Adep  Init  Appr  Rook 
STYLE  200   201   202   203   204   205   206   207   208   209   210   ALL    % 
TP     0.0% 10.0%  0.0% 16.7% 15.0%  4.8% 15.8%  3.7%  5.4%  0.0%  8.0%  7.9% 
PS     0.0%  0.0%  0.0% 14.3%  0.0% 25.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  6.7%  0.0%  3.2% 
PR     0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  5.9%  0.0% 11.1%  7.7%  5.6%  5.6%  7.1%  4.7% 
PL     0.0%  0.0% 11.1%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0% 11.8%  0.0%  0.0% 12.5%  4.0% 
WS     0.0% 21.4%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  4.2% 25.0%  5.9%  0.0%  5.9% 11.1%  5.5% 
AB    27.1% 10.9%  7.4%  3.7% 10.5%  3.1%  0.0%  0.0%  3.8%  9.4% 12.4% 11.3% 
ST     0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0% 15.4%  0.0%  6.8% 13.0% 20.0%  8.1%  4.7%  8.4% 
SL     0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  8.6%  4.8%  7.7%  8.3%  8.3%  2.0%  5.4% 
BA     0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0% 15.4%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  2.9%  3.5% 
LU     0.0% 12.0% 11.1% 13.5%  3.4% 11.5%  4.5%  6.5%  4.8%  3.0%  5.3%  7.1% 
      13.6%  8.7%  5.6%  6.8%  8.4%  6.5%  7.1%  6.8%  6.7%  5.5%  6.8%  7.2% 
  
TV Percentages by Style of Total TVs  
      Prim  Cont  Elig  ADM   Fres  Chal  Cham  Adep  Init  Appr  Rook 
STYLE  200   201   202   203   204   205   206   207   208   209   210   ALL    % 
TP     0.0%  8.3%  0.0% 30.0% 37.5%  9.5% 25.0%  5.9%  9.5%  0.0% 12.1% 12.0% 
PS     0.0%  0.0%  0.0% 10.0%  0.0%  4.8%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  5.6%  0.0%  1.6% 
PR     0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  6.3%  0.0%  8.3%  5.9%  4.8%  5.6%  6.1%  3.8% 
PL     0.0%  0.0% 20.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0% 11.8%  0.0%  0.0%  6.1%  2.7% 
WS     0.0% 25.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  4.8% 16.7%  5.9%  0.0%  5.6%  6.1%  5.4% 
AB   100.0% 41.7% 40.0% 10.0% 12.5%  4.8%  0.0%  0.0%  4.8% 16.7% 36.4% 25.0% 
ST     0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0% 12.5%  0.0% 25.0% 41.2% 52.4% 33.3% 15.2% 18.5% 
SL     0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0% 14.3%  8.3% 11.8% 14.3% 22.2%  3.0%  7.6% 
BA     0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0% 25.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  0.0%  3.0%  2.7% 
LU     0.0% 25.0% 40.0% 50.0%  6.3% 61.9% 16.7% 17.6% 14.3% 11.1% 12.1% 20.7%