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DM 104 Newsletter 
DARKHOLM SPORTING JOURNAL

Date   : 03/24/2025    Duedate: 04/05/2025

DARKHOLM ARENA

DM 104    TURN 916

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 THE JERKS 10/1451     78   46   1 62.9      BASH BROS BABY 39/1487
    FLOWER CHILDREN 7/60                        BASH BROS BEER 72/1511
  2 FARSCAPE 10/1469      42   28   0 60.0      BASH BROS MEAT 72/1535
  3 LIVING DEAD 29/1406 1303 1038  10 55.7      BASH BROS NEWS 72/1510
    WIZARDS OF AHS 97/1472                      BASH BROS SNOW 72/1518
  4 MADNESS 21/1475      141  143   1 49.6      BB CHICK FLICK 72/1506
    FEMMES FATAL 18/734                         BB SIDE MIRROR 72/1516
    CLAN MCKRAGGEN 1/1464                       BASH BROS CONDO 72/1513
    CLAN MCKRAGGEN 3/1468                       BASH BROS TRASH 72/1532
  5 NINJAS 7/1107        112  127   1 46.9      BB ITALIAN FOOD 72/1539
    FROM THE FACE 18/1213                       NEXT GENERATION 18/1150
  6 BUSH 7/1433          238  275   3 46.4      BASH BROS DIAPER 72/1500
    FROST FREE 36/1446                          BASH BROS GOLFER 72/1482
    PITCH PERFECT 1/1419                        BASH BROS JACKET 72/1525
    YOU DON'T SAY 5/1428                        BASH BROS SHEETS 72/1514
  7 THE BLOODGUAR 4/348   52   63   2 45.2      BASH BROS SPOUSE 72/1530
  8 CASTAWAYS 7/199      909 1165  10 43.8      BASHAHOLICS ANON 59/1489
    SKAITHVARN 51/235                           BASH BROS BROTHER 72/1520
    HIGHLANDERS 42/1341                         BASH BROS COLLEGE 72/1497
  9 THE BAD SEED 6/1466   21   31   0 40.4      BASH BROS WALKING 72/1538
 10 AUTHORS 21/749      1861 3143  29 37.2      BASH BROS BASEBALL 72/1496
    JUST BECAUSE 38/1151                        BASH BROS BATHROOM 54/1488
 11 CEREAL 72/1491       765 1393  10 35.4      BASH BROS BUS STOP 72/1485
    SPORTS 21/1285                              BASH BROS MANAGER9 72/1524
    VEGGIES 3/1227                              BASH BROS MARRIAGE 72/1505
    SHEPHERDS 18/432                            BASH BROS OLYMPICS 72/1523
    BASH BROS GAS 72/1515                       BASH BROS ROADSIDE 72/1499
    BASH BROS SEX 72/1531                       BASH BROS FIREPLACE 72/1508
    BB AUTOMOBILE 72/1526                       BASH BROS HARD DISK 72/1522
    BB FLASHLIGHT 72/1529                       BASH BROS SUPERBOWL 72/1536
    MIGHTY MORALS 51/1120                    12 AB-NORMALS 2/1439     63  129   0 32.8

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hullo hullo!

There were 59 fights today, a busy day at Darkholm Arena, but there were no challenges 
at all.  No one died.  And no one avoided, either.

     TUM (18-7380) (42-23-2,244) of FROM THE FACE fought ARUGULA (3-7180) (153-87-
3,193) of VEGGIES.  TUM handily defeated ARUGULA in an action packed 1 minute gruesome 
uneven melee.  Tum was granted 40 more recognition points for this random match.  Tum 
is still the top Lunger.
     SENSATIONALIZED (72-7683) (63-24-0,205) of BASH BROS NEWS fought BONE BENDER (2-
6633) (38-41-0,172) of AB-NORMALS.  SENSATIONALIZED was demolished by BONE BENDER in 
an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  Sensationalized lost 29 points in this upset.
     RAISTLIN MAJERE (97-8374) (60-31-6,323) of WIZARDS OF AHS fought JOB (18-6129) 
(159-286-0,191) of SHEPHERDS.  RAISTLIN MAJERE viciously subdued JOB in a popular 2 
minute gory contest.  Of course, Job is still the overall popularity leader.  And 
Raistlin Majere remains our best Aimed Blow.
     CLICHE (72-7533) (33-14-0,123) of BB CHICK FLICK fought ANGRY BOOKIE (104-11) 
(15-10-0,150).  CLICHE viciously subdued ANGRY BOOKIE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute 
brutal melee.  No one likes that bookie, which may be why Cliche was voted this turn's 
favorite fighter.
     Wheaties was least popular.  WHEATIES (72-5900) (16-7-0,41) of CEREAL fought 
INKEEPER'S SON (104-4) (15-15-0,40).  WHEATIES narrowly defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a 9 
minute match.  The Innkeeper's Son is a bully, so I don't know why Wheaties was the 
least popular fighter here this turn.
     Aeryn Sun is now our leading Parry-Lunge and the Seeker of the Runeblade.  
SACRIFICE (51-4947) (23-104-2,289) of MIGHTY MORALS fought AERYN SUN (10-4268) (68-31-
0,243) of FARSCAPE.  SACRIFICE was devastated by AERYN SUN in a 1 minute mismatched 
Title fight.
     The best Parry-Strike is still Cup o'Pizza.  CUP O'PIZZA (10-5397) (102-44-0,356) 
of THE JERKS fought COUNSELOR OBVIOUS (18-10133) (58-22-2,200) of NEXT GENERATION.  
CUP O'PIZZA defeated COUNSELOR OBVIOUS in a 2 minute match.
     CHANA-RAE (18-1988) (72-91-2,286) of FEMMES FATAL fought SNEEZING PANDA (2-6539) 
(43-76-2,188) of AB-NORMALS.  CHANA-RAE overpowered SNEEZING PANDA in a 1 minute 
uneven duel.  The lovely Chana-Rae remains our leading Parry-Riposte.
     Ishmail is still this arena's top Wall of Steel.  ISHMAIL (1-9650) (57-66-1,259) 
of CLAN MCKRAGGEN fought NEEDLE BOY (6-7631) (42-36-0,190) of THE BAD SEEDS.  ISHMAIL 
handily defeated NEEDLE BOY in an action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
     Patricia Cornwell continues as the top Slasher.  PATRICIA CORNWELL (21-3909) 
(112-140-2,250) of AUTHORS fought HANNA (3-8094) (41-28-1,203) of CLAN MCKRAGGEN.  
PATRICIA CORNWELL bested HANNA in a popular 2 minute competition.
     Green Bean isd our top Basher.
     Despite losing, Scharv remains the highest ranked Total Parry.  HIGHER POWER (59-
3119) (73-56-1,220) of BASHAHOLICS ANON fought SCHARV (51-1209) (120-130-0,213) of 
SKAITHVARN.  HIGHER POWER subdued SCHARV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
     PRISCILLA (18-10653) (41-11-1,206) of SHEPHERDS fought MISTI (21-9595) (31-13-
0,162) of MADNESS.  PRISCILLA overpowered MISTI in an exciting 1 minute one-sided 
bout.  But Misti is still our arena's top Striker.

That's all I can tell you, for now.  Cheerio!

                                          -- Malic of Talcama

KEEPER OF THE RUNEBLADE        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 AERYN SUN 10-4268        PL  69  31  0  254  FARSCAPE (1469)            KOLACT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397      PS 103  44  0  380  THE JERKS (1451)           KOLACT
 RAISTLIN MAJERE  97-8374 AB  61  31  6  329  WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)      SHADOW GROVE
 CHANA-RAE 18-1988        PR  73  91  2  293  FEMMES FATAL (734)         TALCAMA
 TUM 18-7380              LU  43  23  2  286  FROM THE FACE (1213)       TALCAMA
 EXTRA BEST THERM 10-5444 PS  27   3  1  276  THE JERKS (1451)           KOLACT
 ISHMAIL 1-9650           WS  58  66  1  270  CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464)      MORDANT
 PATRICIA CORNWEL 21-3909 SL 113 140  2  265  AUTHORS (749)              SUNSET
 GAOL 5-5891              SL  58  69  2  232  YOU DON'T SAY (1428)       KALTOS
 MINSTREL 4-2505          LU  35  24  4  227  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
 HIGHER POWER 59-3119     WS  74  56  1  226  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS
 GREEN BEAN 3-6419        BA  69  39  2  221  VEGGIES (1227)             OSKSI
 E COLI 72-10673          BA  49  49  1  218  BASH BROS MEAT (1535)      DRAGONHEAD
 PRISCILLA 18-10653       LU  42  11  1  216  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 ANNOYING ANNOUNC 72-8154 BA 110  85  2  214  BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1523)  DRAGONHEAD
 MELTING FLOOD 72-8016    PL  73  23  1  214  BASH BROS SNOW (1518)      DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 COUNSELOR OBVIOU 18-10133 LU  58  23  2  210  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 BONE BENDER 2-6633       AB  39  41  0  210  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
-EMPTY 72-7269            AB  29   8  1  210  BASH BROS WALLET (1504)    DRAGONHEAD
 BILLY BLANKS 1-9375      AB 100  75  0  209  PITCH PERFECT (1419)       MORDANT
 RIPPED 72-9875           SL  75  28  1  209  BASH BROS SHEETS (1514)    DRAGONHEAD
-DANGEROUS TOYS 39-4100   AB  63  50  1  208  BASH BROS BABY (1487)      XOCHITHLAN
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102       LU  48  19  1  206  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 SCHARV 51-1209           TP 120 131  0  203  SKAITHVARN (235)           TRICORUS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SPECIES 3.141592 18-7512 WS  33  31  1  200  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
 SACRIFICE 51-4947        BA  23 105  2  200  MIGHTY MORALS (1120)       TRICORUS
 NIGHT STALKER 29-262     LU 114 114  3  197  LIVING DEAD (1406)         LAPUR
-CRAWL SPACE 72-6525      TP  57  54  0  197  BASH BROS CRICKET (1492)   DRAGONHEAD
-2 YEAR CONTRACT  72-6552 TP  43  17  2  197  BB SMART PHONE (1494)      DRAGONHEAD
 JOB 18-6129              AB 159 287  0  196  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 8 AM CLASS 72-6621       BA 116 106  0  196  BASH BROS COLLEGE (1497)   DRAGONHEAD
 ISHINOMORI 7-5390        SL  41  18  1  196  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 KWAI CHANG 2-6528        AB  65  57  2  195  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 HANNA 3-8094             AB  41  29  1  195  CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1468)      OSKSI
 RETCH 7-241              PR  58  64  1  193  FLOWER CHILDREN (60)       BONSUR
 ADABEMIS & B 42-1671 WS 671  65 144  0  191  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 ARUGULA 3-7180           PL 153  88  3  190  VEGGIES (1227)             OSKSI
-CONSTRUCTION ZON 72-6867 BA  19   5  2  190  BASH BROS FREEWAY (1501)   DRAGONHEAD
 KHEFRAS 7-1930           TP  75 147  0  189  CASTAWAYS (199)            BONSUR
 BORROWS MONEY 72-8055    PL  53  31  1  188  BASH BROS BROTHER (1520)   DRAGONHEAD
 DANTALLION 4-2028        PR  42  34  2  188  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
 SWIMMING 21-5693         BA  27  25  0  188  SPORTS (1285)              SUNSET
 RACHAEL 18-11003         AB  37  71  1  187  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 SHIFTED 72-7941          PL  90  42  0  185  BB SIDE MIRROR (1516)      DRAGONHEAD
 SHOPPING CART 72-6836    WS  62  76  2  184  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499)  DRAGONHEAD
 EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959    AB  51  52  0  184  BUSH (1433)                BONSUR
 JOEY 18-10339            AB  89 112  1  183  SHEPHERDS (432)            TALCAMA
 NEEDLE BOY 6-7631        LU  42  37  0  183  THE BAD SEEDS (1466)       TRANSEL
 TURNED OFF 72-7887       PL  53  33  0  181  BASH BROS GAS (1515)       DRAGONHEAD
 SNEEZING PANDA 2-6539    AB  43  77  2  181  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RECOVERY SETBACK 59-3017 BA  73 127  1  180  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS               *
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 72-7827    AB  75  27  1  178  BASH BROS CONDO (1513)     DRAGONHEAD
 BAD MEDIA 72-8127        WS  38  23  0  178  BASH BROS HARD DISK (1522) DRAGONHEAD
 SENSATIONALIZED  72-7683 PL  63  25  0  176  BASH BROS NEWS (1510)      DRAGONHEAD
 TAX PENALTY 72-7311      BA  66  71  2  175  BASH BROS MARRIAGE (1505)  DRAGONHEAD
 ROAD KILL 72-8272        SL  64  23  0  175  BASH BROS ROADSIDE (1499)  DRAGONHEAD
 GUM GATHERER 36-8289     WS  39  38  0  175  FROST FREE (1446)          JHANS
 ALEMBIC 4-1925           PS  35  41  1  174  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
 MISTI 21-9595            ST  31  14  0  170  MADNESS (1475)             SUNSET
 IN THE WASHER 72-7833    AB  34   7  0  168  BASH BROS SHEETS (1514)    DRAGONHEAD
 NOT THE REAL THI 72-7762 WS  37  46  1  167  BASH BROS BEER (1511)      DRAGONHEAD
 4 HOUR GAMES 72-6579     PS  96  38  0  163  BASH BROS BASEBALL (1496)  DRAGONHEAD
 DROOL BABY 39-4243       BA  37  71  0  162  BASH BROS BABY (1487)      XOCHITHLAN
-WARNING BELLS 72-8011    WS  40  27  2  159  BASH BROS NEW CAR (1517)   DRAGONHEAD
 FULL AND HEAVY 72-6861   BA  50  70  1  155  BASH BROS DIAPER (1500)    DRAGONHEAD
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190        TP  82 288  2  154  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 BREWTALITY 2-6610        AB  36  55  1  153  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 SNORING 72-10127         BA  34  27  3  153  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CLICHE 72-7533           AB  34  14  0  148  BB CHICK FLICK (1506)      DRAGONHEAD
 TOILET SEAT 72-10126     BA  32  26  1  138  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD
 EMPTY TANK 72-8997       BA  23  28  1  132  BB AUTOMOBILE (1526)       DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NEED A FIX 59-3141       WS  33  28  2  100  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YAR!!! 18-10792          TP  45  22  0   90  NEXT GENERATION (1150)     TALCAMA
-FORMS 72-7540            AB  26   4  0   78  BASH BROS DMV (1507)       DRAGONHEAD
 CRYING TIGER 2-6566      AB  32  71  0   73  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
-NAG 72-10128             TP  22  24  1   65  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD          *
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-9131    LU  18   5  0   60  BASH BROS FEELINGS (1527)  DRAGONHEAD
-PETS 72-11376            AB  28   7  0   57  BASH BROS QUARANTINE (1540)DRAGONHEAD
-UNCOMFORTABLE 72-8046    LU  20   7  1   54  BASH BROS CHAIR (1519)     DRAGONHEAD

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HALFTIME SHOW 72-10722   AB  19   4  0   49  BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
 WHEATIES 72-5900         TP  17   7  0   45  CEREAL (1491)              DRAGONHEAD          *
 NO BATTERIES 72-10121    WS  33  65  0   43  BB FLASHLIGHT (1529)       DRAGONHEAD
 BAD SERVICE 72-10967     WS  19  10  0   42  BB ITALIAN FOOD (1539)     DRAGONHEAD
-CROOKED 72-8138          AB  23  10  0   39  BASH BROS TEETH (1483)     DRAGONHEAD
 BAD SHOES 72-10882       WS  19   8  0   39  BASH BROS WALKING (1538)   DRAGONHEAD
-UGLY 72-10118            PS  22  17  0   38  BASH BROS SWEATER (1528)   DRAGONHEAD
 CLEANING 72-7588         LU  17   7  1   37  BASH BROS FIREPLACE (1508) DRAGONHEAD
-BOOBY TRAP 72-7700       AB  25  10  1   33  DISARM (1484)              DRAGONHEAD
 CLOTHES ON FLOOR 72-10130 WS  26  16  0   26  BASH BROS SPOUSE (1530)    DRAGONHEAD
 WITHDRAWAL 59-3142       WS  21   8  1   25  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS
 OBLIGATORY 72-10137      BA  25  31  0   21  BASH BROS SEX (1531)       DRAGONHEAD
 FORGOT IT 72-8910        BA  18  23  1   20  BASH BROS JACKET (1525)    DRAGONHEAD
 NOT ASSUR 72-8574        AB  22   9  2   16  BASH BROS MANAGER9 (1524)  DRAGONHEAD
 OUT OF TP 54-3258        BA  19   8  2   15  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR              *
-AT YOUR OWN RISK 72-7598 AB  16   8  0   15  BB SCOTT BORAS (1509)      DRAGONHEAD
 BAD ADS 72-10723         SL  23  11  0   14  BASH BROS SUPERBOWL (1536) DRAGONHEAD
 CAN'T CLOSE MOUT 72-7772 PL  19  13  0    7  BASH BROS GOLFER (1482)    DRAGONHEAD
 SCARY DUDE 72-10528      WS  24  11  2    2  BASH BROS BUS STOP (1485)  DRAGONHEAD
 FALLEN TOWEL RAC 54-3319 BA  25  73  0    1  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR              *
 KNOCKED OVER 72-10147    WS  21  10  2    0  BASH BROS TRASH (1532)     DRAGONHEAD
 DIRTY GROUT 54-3438      WS  16  15  1    0  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Billy Blanks -- That was a really good fight. -- Khefras

Job -- You're very dramatic. -- Cheery Balmador

Retch -- That wasn't really a fair fight; a bad match for you. -- Scharv

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SACRIFICE was devastated by AERYN SUN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ISHMAIL handily defeated NEEDLE BOY in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
RAISTLIN MAJERE viciously subdued JOB in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
HIGHER POWER subdued SCHARV in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
MINSTREL vanquished KHEFRAS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
PATRICIA CORNWELL bested HANNA in a popular 2 minute competition.
TUM handily defeated ARUGULA in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
CHANA-RAE overpowered SNEEZING PANDA in a 1 minute uneven duel.
EXTRA BEST THERMOS overpowered SHOPPING CART in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CUP O'PIZZA defeated COUNSELOR OBVIOUS in a 2 minute match.
BILLY BLANKS savagely defeated RECOVERY SETBACK in a 2 minute bloody competition.
ISHINOMORI was devastated by GREEN BEAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
JAKUCHU ITO overpowered EVERYTHING ZEN in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RETCH overpowered SNORING in a action packed 1 minute brutal uneven struggle.
JOEY was bested by NIGHT STALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
PRISCILLA overpowered MISTI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
RACHAEL was overpowered by SHADOWMANE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
SWIMMING was devastated by SOLACIA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
E COLI vanquished SHADOWMANE in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
RIPPED handily defeated DANTALLION in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ADABEMIS & BALMADOR was subdued by 8 AM CLASS in a popular 2 minute gruesome fight.
GAOL overpowered SHIFTED in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
KWAI CHANG savagely defeated NOT THE REAL THING in a action packed 2 minute match.
ROAD KILL was vanquished by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS handily defeated ALEMBIC in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BORROWS MONEY lost to SHADOWMANE in a popular 3 minute gory bout.
MELTING FLOOD viciously subdued SHADOWMANE in a popular 3 minute brutal fray.
SENSATIONALIZED was demolished by BONE BENDER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
TURNED OFF was overpowered by SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 2 minute bloody uneven bout.
NOSY NEIGHBOR was viciously subdued by LAUGHING BARMAID in a 1 minute fight.
TAX PENALTY was demolished by SHADOWMANE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FULL AND HEAVY was overpowered by LOCAL CONSTABLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BAD MEDIA won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a popular 6 minute gruesome bout.
BREWTALITY was overpowered by IN THE WASHER in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
DROOL BABY viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute brutal match.
GUM GATHERER viciously subdued EMPTY TANK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal duel.
2 + 2 = 4 overcame TOILET SEAT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
4 HOUR GAMES overpowered LAUGHING BARMAID in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CLICHE viciously subdued ANGRY BOOKIE in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal melee.
NEED A FIX was beaten by DESIREE in a exciting 2 minute fight.
NO BATTERIES defeated DEBBY TONTE in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
BAD SERVICE was handily defeated by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FORGOT IT was demolished by CRYING TIGER in a exciting 2 minute one-sided conflict.
NOT ASSUR was overpowered by DEBBY TONTE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BAD SHOES was viciously subdued by INKEEPER'S SON in a exciting 4 minute conflict.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH was demolished by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
BAD ADS was demolished by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
CLEANING was devastated by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HALFTIME SHOW was vanquished by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SCARY DUDE was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
WHEATIES narrowly defeated INKEEPER'S SON in a 9 minute match.
WITHDRAWAL was overpowered by BOOKIE'S GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KNOCKED OVER was handily defeated by COCKY SPECTATOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
OBLIGATORY was overpowered by INKEEPER'S SON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DIRTY GROUT was overpowered by COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 1 minute one-sided fight.
FALLEN TOWEL RACK was vanquished by DEBBY TONTE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided duel.
OUT OF TP lost to COCKY SPECTATOR in a popular 1 minute fight.
YAR!!! devastated INKEEPER'S SON in a crowd pleasing 8 minute brutal uneven match.
CLOTHES ON FLOOR was overpowered by DRUNKEN FISHERMAN in a 3 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   4 -  0      67  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  17         PARRY-STRIKE      20 -  13 -  0      61  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   16         LUNGING ATTACK    38 -  29 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  28 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-LUNGE       33 -  36 -  0      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         WALL OF STEEL     61 -  68 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     12 -  17 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         AIMED BLOW        65 -  93 -  0      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  27 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         BASHING ATTACK    53 -  97 -  0      35  |

Turn 916 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  1     AIMED BLOW         7 - 10         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      5 - 11         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     5 - 12         2  WALL OF STEEL  
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  6         2  SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      AERYN SUN 10-4268          69  31  0  254 FARSCAPE (1469)
PARRY-STRIKE     CUP O'PIZZA 10-5397       103  44  0  380 THE JERKS (1451)
AIMED BLOW       RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374    61  31  6  329 WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CHANA-RAE 18-1988          73  91  2  293 FEMMES FATAL (734)
LUNGING ATTACK   TUM 18-7380                43  23  2  286 FROM THE FACE (1213)
WALL OF STEEL    ISHMAIL 1-9650             58  66  1  270 CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464)
SLASHING ATTACK  PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909 113 140  2  265 AUTHORS (749)
BASHING ATTACK   GREEN BEAN 3-6419          69  39  2  221 VEGGIES (1227)
TOTAL PARRY      SCHARV 51-1209            120 131  0  203 SKAITHVARN (235)
STRIKING ATTACK  MISTI 21-9595              31  14  0  170 MADNESS (1475)

The overall popularity leader is JOB 18-6129.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
CLICHE 72-7533.  The ten other most popular fighters were MELTING FLOOD 72-8016, 
DROOL BABY 39-4243, PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909, NIGHT STALKER 29-262, KWAI CHANG 
2-6528, ADABEMIS & BALMADOR 42-1671, CRYING TIGER 2-6566, RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374, 
BAD MEDIA 72-8127, and SCHARV 51-1209.

The least popular fighter this week was WHEATIES 72-5900.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OBLIGATORY 72-10137, CLEANING 72-7588, NOT ASSUR 72-8574, 
ALEMBIC 4-1925, DANTALLION 4-2028, EVERYTHING ZEN 7-6959, JOB 18-6129, DIRTY GROUT 
54-3438, KNOCKED OVER 72-10147, and WITHDRAWAL 59-3142.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  0 0  KOLACT(10)           3  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            3  2 0  TALCAMA(18)          4  4 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  2 0  SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  TROCAR(54)           0  3 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  2 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  3 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)      11 25 0  
TRANSEL(6)           0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            2  3 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ISHMAIL 1-9650              58  66  1  270  CLAN MCKRAGGEN (1464)      MORDANT
 BONE BENDER 2-6633          39  41  0  210  AB-NORMALS (1439)          NIANIA
 GREEN BEAN 3-6419           69  39  2  221  VEGGIES (1227)             OSKSI
 MINSTREL 4-2505             35  24  4  227  THE BLOODGUARD (348)       JHELUM
 GAOL 5-5891                 58  69  2  232  YOU DON'T SAY (1428)       KALTOS
 NEEDLE BOY 6-7631           42  37  0  183  THE BAD SEEDS (1466)       TRANSEL
 JAKUCHU ITO 7-5102          48  19  1  206  NINJAS (1107)              BONSUR
 AERYN SUN 10-4268           69  31  0  254  FARSCAPE (1469)            KOLACT
 CHANA-RAE 18-1988           73  91  2  293  FEMMES FATAL (734)         TALCAMA
 PATRICIA CORNWELL 21-3909  113 140  2  265  AUTHORS (749)              SUNSET
 NIGHT STALKER 29-262       114 114  3  197  LIVING DEAD (1406)         LAPUR
 GUM GATHERER 36-8289        39  38  0  175  FROST FREE (1446)          JHANS
 2 + 2 = 4 38-4190           82 288  2  154  JUST BECAUSE (1151)        CLIFFHOME
 DROOL BABY 39-4243          37  71  0  162  BASH BROS BABY (1487)      XOCHITHLAN
 ADABEMIS & BALMADO 42-1671  65 144  0  191  HIGHLANDERS (1341)         RODEKI
 SCHARV 51-1209             120 131  0  203  SKAITHVARN (235)           TRICORUS
 OUT OF TP 54-3258           19   8  2   15  BASH BROS BATHROOM (1488)  TROCAR
 HIGHER POWER 59-3119        74  56  1  226  BASHAHOLICS ANON (1489)    ILLIS
 E COLI 72-10673             49  49  1  218  BASH BROS MEAT (1535)      DRAGONHEAD
 RAISTLIN MAJERE 97-8374     61  31  6  329  WIZARDS OF AHS (1472)      SHADOW GROVE

                            WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN TEMPE!

We hope you will join us at our winter FTF in Tempe, AZ, January 16-18, 2026! It will 
be held at our usual Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444).  Room 
rates are $214.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, 
complimentary manager's reception, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's 
a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked (the group code is coming 
soon).

      The official block cutoff is mid-December so make your reservations ASAP!
          The hotel reservation site is:  (coming soon) http://tinyurl.com/FF76inTempe 

Please note that doubles are limited.  As always, if the block is full, please make 
your reservation the best you can (book a king, and/or book at normal rates) and let 
us know and we'll work with the sales office to get them to correct your reservation. 

Minioverviews and the tournament announcement will be out in December. 

We look forward to seeing you in January! -- RSI