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Date   : 07/14/2026    Duedate: 07/27/2026

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 388

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    576  359   4 61.6      SORCERER KINGS 83/494
  2 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409  462  461  11 50.1    6 AVID FANS 45/491      82  109   0 42.9
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    BAD SIGNS 83/397
  3 REDHORSE 56/469      994 1059   8 48.4      BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES 3/481
    MOSSRUNNERS 1/113                         7 DEFROSTED 75/455     248  353   6 41.3
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/335   190  210   7 47.5      CON + INSULT 32/442
    DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418                       HOUSE JHEREG 35/426

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Good afternoon!

     There were just 13 fights in Storm Rock Arena today.  Four were challenges, and 
three involved stand-ins.  The stand-ins had a 2-1-0 turn.  Of those four challenges, 
all were made by warriors from Bad Signs, who had a 1-3 record in those fights.  They 
were all up-challenges.  I hope the fighters making the challenges at least learned a 
lot.  Darque Ages was most avoided by Bad Signs.  Based on last turn's rankings, that 
is team #6 avoiding team #4.  This turn, no one died.
     SPAWN'S BLUE BEER (83-403) (61-41-0,235) of BAD SIGNS challenged MOD COD (55-
2638) (471-230-5,495) of RHYME TYME.  SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by MOD COD in a 
1 minute Challenge Title fight.  Mod Cod, of course, is the longtime Champion of the 
Horn, overall popularity leader, and top Lunger.  Spawn's Blue Beer is the leading 
Aimed Blow and he actually lost 25 recognition points in this fight.
     The top Slasher Hummingbird, who's been on a losing streak lately, has finally 
won.  THE OVEN BIRD (75-3934) (61-34-1,195) of DEFROSTED fought HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) 
(118-136-0,197) of REDHORSE.  THE OVEN BIRD was devastated by HUMMINGBIRD in a 2 
minute one-sided competition.  She gained 26 recognition points.  Hummingbird is still 
top Slasher.
     OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (43-76-0,190) of BAD SIGNS challenged TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 
(35-4865) (67-83-5,196) of HOUSE JHEREG.  OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by TEM 
OF SMALLCLIFF in a 5 minute battle.  Mr. of Smallcliff is now our highest ranked Wall 
of Steel, as he gained 12 points in this fight.
     Here was a fairly bold challenge.  MOM'S MAD (83-698) (24-15-0,107) of BAD SIGNS 
challenged KIKI VILLYN (33-10759) (31-10-1,137) of BIG LAKE BANDITS.  MOM'S MAD was 
defeated by KIKI VILLYN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.  Mom's Mad got 10 points for 
this brave attempt.
     This was an interesting fight because both fighters distingued themselves in some 
way.  THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (92-55-1,181) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought BUCK (1-
2291) (83-189-0,203) of MOSSRUNNERS.  THE LEPER'S HAND lost to BUCK in a crowd 
pleasing 6 minute brutal fight.  The Leper's Hand was voted most popular for this 
turn, and Buck became the top Total Parry.
     TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (78-90-1,211) of CON + INSULT fought MOOSE (56-3459) (85-
123-0,210) of REDHORSE.  TOUCH BASE was savagely defeated by MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 
2 minute bloody match.  Moose is our ranking Striker.
     The Brute Squad is Storm Rock's top-ranked Basher.  DURN WOLFSNARL (81-3955) (33-
28-1,117) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought THE BRUTE SQUAD (45-5326) (20-43-2,96) of AVID 
FANS.  DURN WOLFSNARL overpowered THE BRUTE SQUAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     In our next to last fight, Carmina Burana demonstrated that she hasn't quite 
gotten adjusted to the Isle yet.  CARMINA BURANA (81-4087) (16-9-0,60) of DARQUE AGES 
fought RIRORNI SOLDIER (107-3) (0-0-0,60).  CARMINA BURANA was devastated by RIRORNI 
SOLDIER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.  You know, they don't still have prisoners 
from the Rirorni war in the stand-ins team anymore; those guys would be way too old.  
This so-called Rirorni Soldier was just some aggressive youngster dressed up in a suit 
of Rirorni-style armor.  He's taken to wearing that armor on the street.  Please don't 
encourage him.
     ANDY SISCO (3-6465) (18-23-1,77) of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES challenged THE LEPER KING 
(81-3995) (28-28-0,97) of DARQUE AGES.  ANDY SISCO devastated THE LEPER KING in a 1 
minute one-sided Challenge contest.  Andy Sisco won the fight and 22 recognition 
points.

     Well, I've said all I can, since I try not to gossip.  I hope you all have a good 
two weeks.  And stop by for cookies, since I always bake on fight days.

                                          -- Trish Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638          LU 472 230  5  515  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291              TP  84 189  0  225  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475      SL 119 136  0  223  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
-RENEGADE-RAT 41-388      LU  58  47  3  222  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
-RAT SOLDIER 62-5152      AB  67  38  0  220  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 MOOSE 56-3459            ST  86 123  0  218  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
-NARSIL 81-3401           TP  68  48  1  216  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEE 83-403  AB  61  42  0  210  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
-RINGIL 81-3633           WS  52  40  2  210  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
-TWITCH-RAT 6-7821        LU  34  29  0  210  RAT PAK (486)              TRANSEL
 TEM OF SMALLCLIF 35-4865 WS  68  83  5  202  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JAVELINO 56-3728         ST  77  96  1  198  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828       LU  78  91  1  195  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683       LU  79 125  1  190  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
-ANDURIL 81-3435          AB  55  52  2  190  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275    AB  43  77  0  190  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934    WS  61  35  1  186  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 LU  92  56  1  184  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALACIA VILE 83-853      ST  23  26  4  180  SORCERER KINGS (494)       TELORINTHE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KIKI VILLYN 33-10759     TP  32  10  1  140  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
-HAND OF DARKNESS 33-10490 LU  38  34  1  123  THUNDERBIRDS (488)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955   TP  34  28  1  123  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 MOM'S MAD 83-698         LU  24  16  0  117  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANDY SISCO 3-6465        LU  19  23  1   98  BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (481)   OSKSI
 THE BRUTE SQUAD  45-5326 BA  20  44  2   93  AVID FANS (491)            STORMCROWE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CANTERBURY 81-3901       SL  23  12  1   79  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 THE LEPER KING 81-3995   AB  28  29  0   77  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 EXTRA HOMEWORK 83-754    LU  17  18  0   65  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CARMINA BURANA 81-4087   LU  16  10  0   50  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 EXYL ROTT 20-1515        BA  15  20  0   49  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
-RATINTHEKITCHEN  1-9986  AB  15  31  0   45  RAT PAK (485)              MORDANT

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was devastated by MOD COD in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
OUT FOR A DUCK was viciously subdued by TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a 5 minute battle.
MOM'S MAD was defeated by KIKI VILLYN in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
ANDY SISCO devastated THE LEPER KING in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
TOUCH BASE was savagely defeated by MOOSE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody match.
THE LEPER'S HAND lost to BUCK in a crowd pleasing 6 minute brutal fight.
THE OVEN BIRD was devastated by HUMMINGBIRD in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
BROKEN TOE won victory over SALACIA VILE in a 1 minute duel.
JAVELINO vanquished RIRORNI CAPTAIN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
DURN WOLFSNARL overpowered THE BRUTE SQUAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EXTRA HOMEWORK defeated EXYL ROTT in a exciting 1 minute match.
CARMINA BURANA was devastated by RIRORNI SOLDIER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CANTERBURY was subdued by RIRORNI COOK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  12 -  1      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  29 -  0      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  13 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  15 -  0      38  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW         5 -  23 -  1      18  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -   7 -  0       0  |

Turn 388 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           472 230  5  515 RHYME TYME (385)
TOTAL PARRY      BUCK 1-2291                84 189  0  225 MOSSRUNNERS (113)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475       119 136  0  223 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOOSE 56-3459              86 123  0  218 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW       SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403   61  42  0  210 BAD SIGNS (397)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  68  83  5  202 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
BASHING ATTACK   THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326    20  44  2   93 AVID FANS (491)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is MOD COD 55-2638.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.  The ten other most popular fighters were OUT FOR A 
DUCK 83-275, MOOSE 56-3459, TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865, BUCK 1-2291, HUMMINGBIRD 
56-3475, KIKI VILLYN 33-10759, MOM'S MAD 83-698, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, ANDY SISCO 
3-6465, and JAVELINO 56-3728.

The least popular fighter this week was CARMINA BURANA 81-4087.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE LEPER KING 81-3995, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, CANTERBURY 
81-3901, THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326, SALACIA VILE 83-853, THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934, MOD COD 
55-2638, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, TOUCH BASE 32-6828, and EXYL ROTT 20-1515.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          4  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  4 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       1  4 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 84 189  0  225  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 ANDY SISCO 3-6465           19  23  1   98  BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (481)   OSKSI
 EXYL ROTT 20-1515           15  20  0   49  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          78  91  1  195  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 KIKI VILLYN 33-10759        32  10  1  140  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   68  83  5  202  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326     20  44  2   93  AVID FANS (491)            STORMCROWE
 MOD COD 55-2638            472 230  5  515  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        119 136  0  223  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934       61  35  1  186  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940    92  56  1  184  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    61  42  0  210  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE