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Date   : 07/28/2026    Duedate: 08/10/2026

STORM ROCK ARENA

DM 107    TURN 389

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 RHYME TYME 55/385    577  359   4 61.6      RAT PAK 41/468
  2 BIG LAKE BAN 33/409  462  464  11 49.9      THUNDERBIRDS 33/488
    BIG LAKE SOLUTION 81/439                    MIRKWOOD ORCS 81/467
  3 REDHORSE 56/469      997 1061   8 48.4      RODENTIAN NATION 62/466
    MOSSRUNNERS 1/113                         6 AVID FANS 45/491      84  113   0 42.6
  4 DARQUE AGES 81/335   192  214   7 47.3      BAD SIGNS 83/397
    MASS EFFECT 54/493                          BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES 3/481
    DARQUE KNIGHTS 20/418                     7 DEFROSTED 75/455     249  355   6 41.2
    SORCERER KINGS 83/494                       CON + INSULT 32/442
    RAT PAK 6/486                               HOUSE JHEREG 35/426

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

Hello my dears.

     Sorry -- too familiar?  But that's how I feel.  I'm fond of you all.  There were 
17 fights this turn, 4 more than last time.  But no challenges, no avoids, no deaths.  
I'm glad there were no deaths, at least.  I know they bring you back from that, but it 
must be very traumatic.

     SALACIA VILE (83-853) (23-26-4,180) of SORCERER KINGS fought HAND OF DARKNESS 
(33-10490) (38-34-1,123) of THUNDERBIRDS.  SALACIA VILE was overpowered by HAND OF 
DARKNESS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.  Hand of Darkness got 39 points for this, and 
Salacia lost 38.
     Mod Cod never challenges, which is fair because it would always be a down-
challenge.  But the big fish is still, as always, the Champion of the Horn and the top 
Lunger.  MOD COD (55-2638) (472-230-5,515) of RHYME TYME fought NARSIL (81-3401) (68-
48-1,216) of MIRKWOOD ORCS.  MOD COD devastated NARSIL in a 1 minute mismatched Title 
fight.
     Oh -- Hummingbird won again.  That's good, because I think she was getting 
depressed about her big losing streak.  And she's still the highest ranked Slasher.  
HUMMINGBIRD (56-3475) (119-136-0,223) of REDHORSE fought RINGIL (81-3633) (52-40-
2,210) of MIRKWOOD ORCS.  HUMMINGBIRD savagely defeated RINGIL in a crowd pleasing 2 
minute competition.
     Moose is still the top Striker.  MOOSE (56-3459) (86-123-0,218) of REDHORSE 
fought TOUCH BASE (32-6828) (78-91-1,195) of CON + INSULT.  MOOSE overpowered TOUCH 
BASE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.  Some people think a 
Striker is not an exciting fighter to watch, but I think it's a pretty effective 
style.  The spectators thing so too, as Moose is the overall po[pularity leader now.
     This turn's favorite, according to the spectators, is The Leper's Hand.  You know 
he has two good hands, and the disease spots on his skin are just makeup.  Some of the 
young ladies in the stands show their support by wearing brown makeup patches on their 
skin, too.  THE LEPER'S HAND (81-2940) (92-56-1,184) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought 
ANDURIL (81-3435) (55-52-2,190) of MIRKWOOD ORCS.  THE LEPER'S HAND slimly lost to 
ANDURIL in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel.
     Personally, I like The Brute Squad, but he was voted least popular today.  THE 
BRUTE SQUAD (45-5326) (20-44-2,93) of AVID FANS fought EXYL ROTT (20-1515) (15-20-
0,49) of DARQUE KNIGHTS.  THE BRUTE SQUAD was overcome by EXYL ROTT in a 1 minute 
fight.  Exyl Rott is the top Basher.
     Rat Soldier is our premier Aimed Blow, supplanting Spawn's Blue Beer today.  RAT 
SOLDIER (62-5152) (67-38-0,220) of RODENTIAN NATION fought JAVELINO (56-3728) (77-96-
1,198) of REDHORSE.  RAT SOLDIER handily defeated JAVELINO in an action packed 1 
minute one-sided match.
     Four Total Parry fighters competed today, And Buck still came out on top.  This 
somewhat... limited... warrior used to enter the arena stark naked.  I'm so glad he 
wears clothing now, because he has a lot of unsightly scars.  BUCK (1-2291) (84-189-
0,225) of MOSSRUNNERS fought OUT FOR A DUCK (83-275) (43-77-0,190) of BAD SIGNS.  BUCK 
won victory over OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute battle.
     Tem of Smallcliff is still the leading Wall of Steel.  RENEGADE-RAT (41-388) (58-
47-3,222) of RAT PAK fought TEM OF SMALLCLIFF (35-4865) (68-83-5,202) of HOUSE JHEREG.  
RENEGADE-RAT viciously subdued TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
     We saw a royal battle today.  THE LEPER KING (81-3995) (28-29-0,77) of DARQUE 
AGES fought CAPTURED PIRATE KING (107-2) (0-0-0,30).  THE LEPER KING was handily 
defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute bout.  There were two other stand-ins, 
and they also won their fights.
     DURN WOLFSNARL (81-3955) (34-28-1,123) of BIG LAKE SOLUTION fought GOJIRO (107-
31) (0-0-0,92).  DURN WOLFSNARL was bested by GOJIRO in a 2 minute battle.  This one 
also surprised me.
     CANTERBURY (81-3901) (23-12-1,79) of DARQUE AGES fought RIRORNI COOK (107-24) (0-
0-0,91).  CANTERBURY was devastated by RIRORNI COOK in an exciting 1 minute one-sided 
fight.  Have you tried Rirorni cuisine?  It's actually quite good.  Lots of stir-fried 
veggies with bits of meat.
     Well, that's all.  As usual, I baked cookies for everyone.  Ginger snaps this 
time.  Drop in and have some.

                                          -- Trish Modeen

CHAMPION OF THE HORN           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MOD COD 55-2638          LU 473 230  5  536  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475      SL 120 136  0  237  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 TWITCH-RAT 6-7821        LU  35  29  0  231  RAT PAK (486)              TRANSEL
 MOOSE 56-3459            ST  87 123  0  230  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152      AB  68  38  0  230  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388      LU  59  47  3  230  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 BUCK 1-2291              TP  85 189  0  228  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 ANDURIL 81-3435          AB  56  52  2  214  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NARSIL 81-3401           TP  68  49  1  210  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 TEM OF SMALLCLIF 35-4865 WS  68  84  5  198  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 JAVELINO 56-3728         ST  77  97  1  197  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RINGIL 81-3633           WS  52  41  2  195  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 BROKEN TOE 56-3683       LU  79 126  1  193  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934    WS  62  35  1  193  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEE 83-403  AB  61  43  0  192  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 OUT FOR A DUCK 83-275    AB  43  78  0  189  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828       LU  78  92  1  186  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940 LU  92  57  1  185  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAND OF DARKNESS 33-10490 LU  39  34  1  162  THUNDERBIRDS (488)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 MOM'S MAD 83-698         LU  25  16  0  151  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SALACIA VILE 83-853      ST  23  27  4  142  SORCERER KINGS (494)       TELORINTHE
 JACK 54-3123             AB  30  25  0  123  MASS EFFECT (493)          TROCAR
 KIKI VILLYN 33-10759     TP  32  11  1  120  BIG LAKE BANDITS (409)     NIYTYOLE ISLAND

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955   TP  34  29  1  102  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ANDY SISCO 3-6465        LU  19  24  1   94  BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (481)   OSKSI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EXYL ROTT 20-1515        BA  16  20  0   77  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 EXTRA HOMEWORK 83-754    LU  18  18  0   75  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE
 CANTERBURY 81-3901       SL  23  13  1   72  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
-MISTI SKYE 81-4117       BA  20  10  0   70  BIG LAKE SOLUTION (439)    SHADOWSPIRE
 THE BRUTE SQUAD  45-5326 BA  20  45  2   66  AVID FANS (491)            STORMCROWE
-RATINTHEKITCHEN  1-9986  AB  15  31  0   45  RAT PAK (485)              MORDANT
 CARMINA BURANA 81-4087   LU  16  11  0   44  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE
 THE LEPER KING 81-3995   AB  28  30  0   43  DARQUE AGES (335)          SHADOWSPIRE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MOD COD devastated NARSIL in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
BUCK won victory over OUT FOR A DUCK in a 2 minute battle.
RAT SOLDIER handily defeated JAVELINO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
RENEGADE-RAT viciously subdued TEM OF SMALLCLIFF in a popular 2 minute gory contest.
HUMMINGBIRD savagely defeated RINGIL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
MOOSE overpowered TOUCH BASE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
BROKEN TOE was luckily beaten by THE OVEN BIRD in a action packed 2 minute melee.
THE LEPER'S HAND slimly lost to ANDURIL in a popular 4 minute gruesome duel.
SPAWN'S BLUE BEER was vanquished by TWITCH-RAT in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
SALACIA VILE was overpowered by HAND OF DARKNESS in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MOM'S MAD demolished KIKI VILLYN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DURN WOLFSNARL was bested by GOJIRO in a 2 minute battle.
JACK demolished ANDY SISCO in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
THE BRUTE SQUAD was overcome by EXYL ROTT in a 1 minute fight.
EXTRA HOMEWORK vanquished CARMINA BURANA in a 2 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
THE LEPER KING was handily defeated by CAPTURED PIRATE KING in a 1 minute bout.
CANTERBURY was devastated by RIRORNI COOK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  13 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  33 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  16 -  0      36  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         8 -  26 -  1      24  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   8 -  0      11  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 389 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MOD COD 55-2638           473 230  5  536 RHYME TYME (385)
SLASHING ATTACK  HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475       120 136  0  237 REDHORSE (469)
STRIKING ATTACK  MOOSE 56-3459              87 123  0  230 REDHORSE (469)
AIMED BLOW       RAT SOLDIER 62-5152        68  38  0  230 RODENTIAN NATION (466)
TOTAL PARRY      BUCK 1-2291                85 189  0  228 MOSSRUNNERS (113)
WALL OF STEEL    TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865  68  84  5  198 HOUSE JHEREG (426)
BASHING ATTACK   EXYL ROTT 20-1515          16  20  0   77 DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)

The overall popularity leader is MOOSE 56-3459.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE LEPER'S HAND 81-2940.  The ten other most popular fighters were RENEGADE-RAT 
41-388, HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475, ANDURIL 81-3435, MOOSE 56-3459, BROKEN TOE 56-3683, BUCK 
1-2291, TWITCH-RAT 6-7821, EXTRA HOMEWORK 83-754, JACK 54-3123, and MOD COD 55-2638.

The least popular fighter this week was THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ANDY SISCO 3-6465, NARSIL 81-3401, THE LEPER KING 81-3995, 
CARMINA BURANA 81-4087, KIKI VILLYN 33-10759, SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403, JAVELINO 
56-3728, CANTERBURY 81-3901, DURN WOLFSNARL 81-3955, and HAND OF DARKNESS 33-10490.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  STORMCROWE(45)       0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  7 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  KHALANI(55)          1  0 0  TELORINTHE(83)       2  3 0  
NIYTYOLE ISLAND(33)  1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUCK 1-2291                 85 189  0  228  MOSSRUNNERS (113)          MORDANT
 ANDY SISCO 3-6465           19  24  1   94  BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (481)   OSKSI
 TWITCH-RAT 6-7821           35  29  0  231  RAT PAK (486)              TRANSEL
 EXYL ROTT 20-1515           16  20  0   77  DARQUE KNIGHTS (418)       SEAM
 TOUCH BASE 32-6828          78  92  1  186  CON + INSULT (442)         ARVAT
 HAND OF DARKNESS 33-10490   39  34  1  162  THUNDERBIRDS (488)         NIYTYOLE ISLAND
 TEM OF SMALLCLIFF 35-4865   68  84  5  198  HOUSE JHEREG (426)         MURSKA
 RENEGADE-RAT 41-388         59  47  3  230  RAT PAK (468)              KATI-TEI
 THE BRUTE SQUAD 45-5326     20  45  2   66  AVID FANS (491)            STORMCROWE
 JACK 54-3123                30  25  0  123  MASS EFFECT (493)          TROCAR
 MOD COD 55-2638            473 230  5  536  RHYME TYME (385)           KHALANI
 HUMMINGBIRD 56-3475        120 136  0  237  REDHORSE (469)             ROCANIS
 RAT SOLDIER 62-5152         68  38  0  230  RODENTIAN NATION (466)     VALAMANTIS
 THE OVEN BIRD 75-3934       62  35  1  193  DEFROSTED (455)            JADE MOUNTAIN
 ANDURIL 81-3435             56  52  2  214  MIRKWOOD ORCS (467)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SPAWN'S BLUE BEER 83-403    61  43  0  192  BAD SIGNS (397)            TELORINTHE